Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Something Evil This Way Comes...Out

Dear God!! I woke up this morning and had the most painful stomach and lower intestine pains. I thought maybe my colon was rupturing, or an aneurysm had gone super nova in my belly. I finally made it to the toilet and had an incredibly scream inducing, goose bump popping bowel movement. When the demonic movement was completed, down below is a picture of what had been propelled from my ass thus relieving my gastro intestinal holocaust....
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Talk about one big pain in the ass!!
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Cheers!!

38 comments:

Cheesy said...

Next time you try to eat someones soul... downsize the pixels please~~~

Cinnamon Girl said...

ROFL...sick Matt. But funny :P

Anonymous said...

You had a presidential movement?

Nice.

Badway

Deb said...

Ol' Dubya really "moves" you, huh?

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Pardon my pixels but some things I just cant control.

Starrlight: I too laughed, after my initial reaction of horror.

Nick: As you can see, the hardest part was passing the foliage in the background. Passing an Executive Branch is not easy!!

Deb: I guess if I stopped eating salad I wouldnt end up with a bush in my stool. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

That was a sh*tty joke!

Schmoop said...

Bada Bing!! I want to ask Cheney, "Who Does Number Two Work For?"

Anonymous said...

I think I would have had to been hospitalized. Just looking at the picture makes me ill!

Angell said...

ROTFLMAO - geez Matt....hehe. Only you my friend, only you...

PS - surf your sore ass over to the Secretz - you've been handed an award. :D

Schmoop said...

Hey Steven...It could have been worse. I could have been constipated and had those two evil moe-foes in my system for days!! Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Angell: I'll be by shortly, and thanks!!

Odat said...

I'm so happy they're finally "dumped"...and it took Matt-man to do it... good job!!
Peace

Schmoop said...

Odat: I am sooo very giving. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

TB: Isnt it obvious? I evidently ate Iraq of Lamb!!

jillie said...

Another presidency down the shitter!

LOL....

Lee Ann aka Dixie said...

*spews the dew*

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

*crosses legs* I think I just pee'd my pants... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Unknown said...

This is what you get for eating dick...

;)

Cinnamon Girl said...

*GROAN*

Did that come with Mint Sauce?

Lizza said...

Two elderly men waving from the toilet, who are they? Are they (in)famous in America? :-D

Mo and The Purries said...

So, is this what they mean when they say "This too shall pass..."

???

Thanks for the Mo Show plug!

Schmoop said...

Jillie: You America Hater!!...Stay The Course ; ) Cheers!!

Dixie: Are you pissing on the President!!? Cheers...

Allie: It is only because I was force fed it by Tony Snow!!

Starrlight: It was there, I had to take it. I guess I could've eaten crow.

Lizza: It is our beloved Prea and VP. The Abbott and Costello of American politics. Although they are more lethal than they are funny. Cheers!!

Mo: Anytime my friend, break a leg tonight and please, dont say "plug" right now. Cheers!!

Liz Hill said...

If you continue to spew forth such hideous creations we are gonna have to GLUE a butt plug in ya

Schmoop said...

Who says that I dont already have one glued in there? Bada Bing Sexy!!

Lee Ann aka Dixie said...

Yup, I do believe that I am ... and his favorite Dick too...

I know I didn't just say that...

Schmoop said...

Dixie: Make sure that your son doesnt see these posts!!

Nat: And they cause it every frickin' day.

Julie said...

I'm impressed with the lovely bowl...my, you are quite the little housekeeper now aren't you?

Unknown said...

WOAH! It´s the first time I´m kind of glad my bid didn´t win. Imagine this in my toilet??? Who will clean up the mess?

Schmoop said...

Julie: Yes, I am. And I work my ass off when I know that something like this could happen.

Sanni: But Sanni, I would prevent the same thing happening to you with Chancellor Merkel!!

Natalia said...

You were kind enough not to mention that I spelled of course off course... you are a saint.

-N

Tiggerlane said...

Too freakin' funny!

At least you got them OUT of you, before they took over your SOUL. CLOSE call, my friend.

Schmoop said...

Nat: Spelling doesnt count here Nat!!

Tigger: Oh my, you are so right. A Black soul is something I can do witout Tigger. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

You would be the only one eating Crow, Matt...I don't see either of them eating it :P

Travis Cody said...

I didn't want to scroll. I didn't. I tried to resist. But I was compelled.

I closed one eye...put my left hand up to shield the other...and scrolled.

Then laughed my ass off for 10 minutes.

Desert Songbird said...

Aw, Trav, don't laugh too hard - we all know (courtesy of Sanni) what a FINE behind you have. We'd hate to be bereft of that.

Matty me darlin', I JUST missed you on Mo's show. I tried to call in whilst you and the glorious Turnbaby were on, but you hung up before I could get connected.

Sigh.

Carmen San Diego said...

For a second there I was really scared to scroll down in fear that you may have actually taken a picture of your crap. You got me dude. LOL!!!

Schmoop said...

Starrlight: True, they just chew up soldiers and money.

Travis: Why thank you my good man. Cheers!!

Songbird: Me hanging up before the woman can get connected has always been a problem of mine!!

Carmen: Good to see ya. I think my stool would have been a less distrubing picture!! Cheers...

Janna said...

Ouch.
That had to hurt.

Schmoop said...

It was not a good episode in my life Janna.