I am taking a semi-day off today. It's a good day to do so. We are having some pleasant thunderstorms off and on all day, and if you notice the picture, the Bagwine abode has its new phone. Isn't she lovely...so sleek, shiny, and ooooooo, mmmmmm, I'm typing with one hand now. Somebody Stop Me!!Anyway, I am going to just take time to read some blogs, drink a few liters of water, all the while smoking some smokes. I think I will also try out my new phone and see if it improves the the pleasure of listening to the chick on the other end of the 900 line. I'll report back on that.
I do hope that the thunderstorms don't keep movie goers from attending the special preview of the Simpsons Movie tonight. That's right folks, Matt-Man lives in one of the Springfields that was in the running for Homer's hometown, so we get a special showing. Some of you may find it very appropriate that I reside in Springfield, and to those of you who do, I thank you.
That's it for today. I'll be lurking around today and I hope to see you all back here tomorrow for Stream of Consciousness Friday. I promise...I will not post anymore pictures of phones.
Cheers!!
42 comments:
That is not a phone suitable for a Simpsons abode. Far too smart and technological. It even smokes its so clever.
Boy: You have a point there. As far the smoking, she only smokes after I hang up. Cheers!!
That is a pretty sexy phone, isn't it?
Nice phone Matt lay off the 1-900 numbers unless that's what the cigg's & water is for! Have great day today ;D
Schmoop: SHE is very sexy, not it. She needs a name.
Roger: I try not to disclose my 900 line practices. Cheers!!
That sure looks line one heck of a high-tech phone. You're drinking water, good for you! Alcohol drinkers like us need to drink more H2O. :-)
Lizza: I drink alot of water everyday. I like to keep my liver and kidneys in shape for the Friday thru Sunday abuse that they take. Cheers!!
WHAT??? No pictures of phones tomorrow? NOOOO!!! You need to get a sticker name tag...you know the type--- "Hello My Name Is........" Let's see shall we call her...ummmm....how about....Voluptous Veronica the V-Tech vixon! Will that all fit on the little sticker name tag?
I think you should name her "Jerkins"...
So I am guessing that you have already made prank phone calls with her???
Simpson's was one show that I never got into watching. Hopefully the storms won't interfere.
Julie: Phone-Free Friday, and the name is too long. I'd like to get the whole name out before reaching climax.
Cheesy: Ha, very good, but that's Mizz Jerkins to you. Cheers!!
Dixie: Yes I called the IRS and asked for my taxes back. Evidently the prank backfired because the guy on the other end laughed at ME!! Not a big Simpson's fan either but it is fun living in Springfield!!
Sleek, shiney and silver! Nice combo...
And stop lurking in my blog!!!!
Peace and enjoy your "semi-day" off.
Odat: I'll try to stop, but lurking within your blog feels so right. Cheers!!
I'll try to read the entire post later. I get as far as "typing with one hand" and I keep falling off my chair . I keep having to throw up-from bumping my head or from the image of you...thump!
Metal: Your hurtful comment clearly demonstrates that you are suffering from Phone Envy. Cheers!!
Looking at my phone waiting for it to ring and I can hear the reception from Bagwine, OH
Bond: Are you saying that you want to have a three-way with me and my sexy new phone Vinny?
Oh you two - get a room....:P
Matt - the phone - she is sexy no? LOL.
Quite fitting for you to live in Springfield. But are you Homer? Hmmmm....
Let us know about the 900 #'s - although if you just want someone to take your money and talk rough to you, oh wait - you already have an ex. :P
Does she have a woman's voice like Micheal's phone over at Slightly Mordant?
Angell: She is verrry sexy indeed. I cant wait to hit *69 on her, and touch her 4-Spot. Im a little brighter than Homer, but not nearly as handsome. As far as the ex comment, while accurate and humorous just forced me to make a very strong Bloody Mary. Cheers!!
Marilyn: It's more like a sober Anna Nicole-Smith voice. Cheers!!
I can't wait to see what you name her....(4spot-VERY funny)
Bart Simpson grew up and is eating loosemeat, drinking WildIrish, and writing a blog. Yep.
I considered "R-uminating" for my list, but I was afraid you'd get far too excited. smile.
Katherine: Ha Thanks. So far I think Cheesy's suggestion of Mizz Jerkins is pretty good. Are you calling me Bart-Man?
Why didnt I think of "ruminating"? But you're right, I would have probably started stalking you. Have a good one, and Cheers!!
Ah yes---the trophy phone ;-P
Deb: Nothing severe and yes I knew what you meant. Glad to hear about your perversion conversion ; ) Cheers O'Lovely One.
TB: Ha...very good. She is hot but a bit of a ding-a-ling. Cheers!!
how cool = seeing the Simpsons in Springfield!
my new phone looks similar - hope yours has a LESS ANNOYING ring tone. good grief, mine is trying to wake the dead, I think.
The ring is a bit loud but not totally obnoxoius. I will get used to her alluring ringtone. Cheers Mo!!
One-handed dialing. Perfect.
OK, you busted me out. You can go back and see my new submission.
OUT.
Badway
Okay. Now that I have figured out the drama with my feed thingy, I can commence to doing me rounds... ha ha ha!
Great looking phone. I'd hit it.
Nick: I'll see it when I damn well wanna see it. What a Bolshevik!!
108: I love when you feed a baby.
DIAL ME AGAIN! DIAL ME AGAIN.. OH GOD OH GOD ...RIIIIIING!!!
Bittersweet: I'll just keep hitting redial and rejoice in you squirming!! Cheeers and thanks for stopping. Cheers!!
I hope you dont drop the phone from vaseline hands
Yes, she's a beauty...the phone that is! :)
Have fun.
Saprky: I will honor and respect her.....No Seriously.
Crazy: It's just a portrait of love and respect.
The phone? fine, maybe it's a little sleek, it might even be a little sexy but it is NOT the phone I got attached to just yesterday after your phone eulogy.
I have a hard time letting go.
Yaay Simpsons. There is a Kwikie Mart-like 7-11 :)
-N
Lisa: Be not sad. The old phone is still lying around here. Cheers!!
Nat: We actually have a place here called Kwiki-Mart. Close but no "e" darn it.
Yum-OH??? You've been watching the Food Channel again? You've just gotten an award! Check out my site..and enjoy!
Matty: I'll stop by today sometime, and thanks!!
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