I don’t have a real full post today. I am still cleaning up from my friend’s visit yesterday. We had a couple of beers and then took her dad’s Chrysler 300 and ran over a pregnant raccoon. We then took the carcass back to the Bagwine abode and skinned it, cooked it, and after reading a copy of Pearl Buck’s, “The Good Earth” ate it. Oh sure you may find that odd, but it is pretty standard here in Ohio. Also, I am working on a couple of really good entries.I mentioned last Friday, the impending nuptials of the vernal Jenna Bush. I am working on two posts similar to my infamous dinner party entries which you can read about HERE. One takes place at the White House, and one takes place at the Bush ranch in Crawford, Texas.
Okay first of all, is Dick Cheney giving away the bride or George W., because we know who is really in charge. I can hear it now, “If someone has any objections, please speak now.” Dick Cheney would say, “ Objections? I’ve got objections, fuck this man, and while you’re at it, fuck him and his mother too.”
Anyway, those are some of things that I am working on. I do have a question however.
If Henry shoots his Bush bride, would he be merely found guilty of murder or would he be found guilty of Jenna-Cide?
Cheers!!
See you tomorrow for Streraming Consciousness Friiiiiiday!!
NOTE: There was no reason for Jessica Alba's Picture Other Than I LOVE her.
23 comments:
First!
What are the chances that Jenna has a Hot Pocket in the micro?
Jessica Alba is beautiful but she doesn't look good with yellow hair. Her skin tone is too olive. She looks great as a brunette.
I marvel at the spectacle that is Matt-Man. Your mind is a fascinating ...uh..."instrument?"
Starrlight: I think that prior to or shortly after, there is gonna be a college guy who had sex with her and he is giving an expose'.
Jess: To be perfectly superficial, she's a woman, and as far as I am concerened if she is naked in a mud bath, I'm there!! Cheers!!
Songbird: Really? Well, play me baby!!
I hope Jessica Alba's sheets are bleached afterwards. You can never be too clean.
I was worried when I saw the title that you were going to be all serious... Thankfully I was wrong.
You did what with the coon???? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....
Jenna-Cide...groan...
I thought I liked you until that last pun.
So just what do you think the nuptuals are going to be like? The old phrase "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" comes to mind...
oh yum...roadkill.
aren't you all flooded out in Ohio?
Howard: Lucky Bleach!!
Marilyn: I'll print a warning if I am actually going to be serious.
Dixie: It's just they way we are 'round these parts!!
Allie: Thank you very much for holding the squirmy varmit down while I shaved him!!
Raven: I had that my mind in for a week, I couldnt contain it any longer. Sorry...
Bot: Sorry 'bout that. "A job in the hand is worth one in the Bush?"
Katherine: Roadkill Rules!! Only the upper third is flooded, down here we are fine...er...at least dry. Cheers!!
If you're interested, I have a great recipe for 'Coon Consomme'! (because I roll like that too!)
Peta called about the raccoon...
I didnt really see the rest of the post, I had to drool over Alba, blonde or brunette. Oh imagine her a red head, mmmmm doggie
hmmm...nothing to really say cept Hi!
Peace
Wow, she is hot. Jennacide - good one! All is grumpy and overheated in autismville.
errrg @ Jenna-Cide~~ lol
Wow mystery meat and mystery meat!!
Jessica IS hot. But I agree with the other jessica - the blonde hair doesn't go with her skin tone. Then again, I know you haven't even noticed the color of her hair!
Jenna-cide - TOO FUNNY!
What was that post about??? I was very distracted by the chick on the side. I could see nothing but the back of hubby's head...he almost licking the monitor. Maybe he was...
eeew!
Squirrel is better. Just saying!
Jessica Alba's a hottie. Now about that pregnant raccoon. That is just WRONG. I don't care if you're from Ohio or not.
Hey, next time leave off with the clutter of words around Ms Alba.
Leers! I mean cheers!
I'm sad to say I find myself completely unable to read your post.
I'm sure I'll be back again to not-read-it-again later.
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