It is a beautiful Sunday here in Bagwine, Ohio, but there is also a touch of sorrow in the air. The British Secret Service and the world has lost an integral part of the war on International Terrorism. I heard news this morning that longtime do-gooder, and James Bond confidante Mrs. Moneypenny aka Lois Maxwell, has passed away at the age of 80.As a devotee of the early and BEST James Bond movies, I send out my condolences to her family and say “fare thee well” to her as she passes on to that great double secret Intel center in the sky. God Speed Mrs. Moneypenny, God Speed.
A brief coming of age story before our Sunday Service entreaties…
I was hanging out with my 12 year old son Ryno yesterday. He was giving me the low down about the birthday party that he attended Friday night.
He danced several times with two different girls, and the big news is that HE asked THEM to dance. I don’t know about you, but when I was 12, unless a girl asked a guy to dance, the boys and girls at a party would stand on opposite sides of the room staring at one and other with looks on their faces that only Edvard Munch could love.
My son was proud of his brazen forthrightness and declared to me, “It’s official now Dad, chicks DO dig me.” I was very proud of his accomplishment but also a bit saddened…It was at that moment that I realized that my pre-teen son was getting more action than me. Tiny, tiny tears.
And now, let us bow our heads and ask the Almighty to help us out…
May Bill O’Reilly put his foot in his mouth again this week by saying that the Buddhist monks and other pro-democracy demonstrators in Burma are nothing more than whiny-ass boat rockers…Lord Hear Our Prayer.
May a crazy, corn-fed, whack job hop on stage at a Mitt Romney campaign event in Iowa and mess up his hair…Lord Hear Our Prayer.
May my son’s luck with the ladies be transferred on to me. Lord Hear Our Prayer.
And Lastly,
Please let there be a much needed interior design explosion within Iran by allowing an influx of homosexuals into their country…Lord Hear Our Prayer.
We ask this of you Lord, Amen.
With that, enjoy your Sunday. I know I will because spaghetti is on the menu for tonight’s dinner. Cheers!!
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21 comments:
Such blasephamy!!!!
(However I hope the lord hears your prayer for getting lucky!)
Go Ryno!!!
Peace
Hmmm....your Ryno sounds like a perfect match for my Bonnie Lass. He would come onto her with the schmooze, and she'd put him in his place with a well placed barb!
Odat: I appreciate your concern for my libido. Cheers!!
Songbird: Speaking of well placed barbs...How 'bout I put mine right next to....nevermind, it's Sunday. Cheers!!
Ryno gets more action?
*shaking head* Oh Matty, Matty, Matty....I thought you had game....
Metalmom: Oh I got game alright...it's called Solitaire. Boo Yah!!
Shit... I think I need to get some pointers from your son. Even though I am a woman, I can at least find out what it takes for a girl to get a guy to ask her out. lol
Mattsiah has spoken... let it be done!
[WTG ryno!]
Allie: Tell him that you just bought a 42" Plasma TV and you spend every Saturday and Sunday drinking and watching football. Cheers!!
Cheesy: The Ryno just better keep his horn in his pants until he's 30. Sorry 'bout your Ducks dear, at least they are still doing much better than my beloved Irish. Cheers!!
Allie: One more thing...if that doesnt bring him around, also tell him that your nipples tatse like pizza.
You go Ryno! That's my kinda kid you got there Sir.
Could you please explain to me which team is the real Cleveland Browns? I don't know if I should pick them to win every week or not. They are making my picks very complicated at the moment.
"It was at that moment that I realized that my pre-teen son was getting more action than me."
Oh, did that make me laugh! Thanks! My oldest son is almost there, too!
Well, I own a 61" HDTV and I do like to watch football on it every Saturday and Sunday, so at least I wouldn't be lying... I think I'll hold back on the pizza nipple thing though, and just kinda spring it on him when he's on the edge. Sorta like an ace in the hole.
Kailana: Thanks for stopping by again. Good Luck witht he little one, it should be interesting shouldnt it? Cheers!!
Allie: 61" HDTV!? Wow. What an interesting vagina shot that would make for while watching a porn film!!
Leave it to Matty to hear 61" and think of a vagina.
Songbitd: Is That So Wrong!?
Travis: Sorry dude I missed your comment. Yeah the Browns are really freaking me out too. CHeers!!
I heard about Moneypenny this afternoon while listening to NPR.
How sad!
I love Bond movies.
Janna: I am big fan of Bond movies too...at least the older ones. Cheers!!
Amen!!
But really Matt trying to mojo syphon from the kid? Granted I feel your pain as mine is adorable and a size frickin 4 (totally diluted Greek I am telling you.)
Starrlight: Desperate times call for desperate measures!!
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