Prayers and Laughter

In honor of the sixth anniversary of the tragedy of 9-11, I am reposting my entry from September 11, 2006. Honor the victims, feel for their families, but don’t lose your sense of humor…Cheers!!

Over the past five years (now six) there has been speculation about the “real” story of who was responsible for the attacks of September 11, 2001. Some conspiracies out there are that our own government did it, or Israel initiated it, and of course the Bush administration’s position of, “It doesn’t matter who did it, as long we say “Saddam Hussein” or "Iraq" as many times as possible when talking about "9-11.”

I have a very good idea who master-minded the attack. I came up with the answer after asking myself, “Who profited from such an attack?” Osama? No, all he has gotten out of the deal is a lifetime of cave dwelling. The hijackers? Helloooooo…DEAD. Oh sure maybe they got their 72 virgins, but I am certain that there is a reason why they are virgins....they're butt ugly.

Perhaps, President Bush? I don’t think so, because three of the four attacks were successful in terms of their intent. This shows proper planning and execution of the plan. This of course, is quite the opposite of this administration’s history concerning Military and Foreign policy efforts.

So, who does that leave? Who’s dried up career is resurrected every time a national tragedy occurs? Ladies and gentlemen, scroll down and look no further than Branson, Missouri...you will find the culprit….


















That's right, Lee Greenwood!! The man who rakes in royalties from his song "Proud to be an American/God Bless the USA". I have a feeling he was also the brainchild behind the first Iraq War. As you know, you can't go to war without a rifle, a mess-kit and Lee Greenwood. Nice try, Lee, but the Matt-Man is on to you and my next step is to call on Oliver Stone.