Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Dream Delay

My post will be late today. I had a dream last night that involved John McCain and Dubya engaged in hot sex. I have yet to fully recover from the mind bending vision.


I may have been able to shake the effects off but when Ann Coulter entered the mix wearing nothing but an eyepatch and had the head of a rabid possum jutting from her hoo ha, I was more than emotionally scarred.


I will be back as soon as I am done throwing up...


Cheers!!

15 comments:

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

sure you have the damn dream and we have to now live with the vision in our head....

:::considers pulling the covers back over his head and hiding:::

Odat said...

Now I'm going to throw up too..be back later too.
Peace

Schmoop said...

Bond and Odat: I am so very sorry but you know what they say, "Misery loves company." Cheers and Urp!!

RW said...

That sounds like the kind of thing Ann would enjoy..I think I will join you in a upchuk!

Real Live Lesbian said...

John looks to be really enjoying the hug. I mean, he's two handing George. George is only giving him a one-handed hug. That's a bad sign. I think their relationship is one-sided. Sad.

I'm not really one for boy-on-boy action. But that's a sweet pic.

(((hurl)))

Desert Songbird said...

I told you what too much WIR right before bed does to you, didn't I?

Jeff B said...

Matt, go to the tool shed (no not the tool drawer) and get out a wire brush. Now give the inside of your noggin a good scrubbing. The vision will subside momentarily.

Unknown said...

So not an image I needed this morning...thank you very much. I've seen your comments on other blogs I read....had to see who you were. Cool!!!!

Schmoop said...

Real: Oh c'mpn, you know it makes you hot. Cheers!!

Songbird: I know but it was going down so smoothly last night. Cheers!!

Jeff: I can push it to the back, but that vision will never go completely away. Cheers!!

Sassy: Well thanks for stopping by. I am sorry that your first trip here involved my deepest, darkest nightmares. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

talk about morning sickness....maybe you're pregnant?

Cinnamon Girl said...

Your description of Coulter's Cooter sounds more family friendly than I would have imagined :P

That picture is wrong. McCain looks like he is going in to nurse on the presidential teat.

/shudder

Travis Cody said...

When you're finished with it, please pass the brain bleach.

Anonymous said...

my sympathies matt-man

try taking different hallucinogenics ?

Schmoop said...

Thanks all for your comments. Sorry I couldnt get back with all of you today. Cheers!!

Unknown said...

That is one seriously twisted dream Matt-Man!