Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Matt-Man Sings...Children Cry

Back for another dose of the Singin' Matt-Man? Take a listen to the song that is climbing the charts with a spear...Nazarean Dandy!!






I’m a Nazarean dandy A Nazarean who will die A real live walking, talking Son of God Born on December Twenty-Five

Some Jews and Romans want to kill me Because my daddy is the boss This Nazarean came to town Riding on a donkey The bastards they hung me from a cross

Im a Nazarean dandy A Nazarean who has died Betrayed by the kiss from some Judas prick While my buddy Peter denied

Some Jews and Romans thought they’d killed me When they put me in that deep crevasse This Nazarean moved the rock I sang and walked awaaaay You all can kiss my Christian ass

Cheers!!

29 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

It's a good thing you do this when Schmoop's not home, otherwise...

Schmoop said...

Songbird: If I did this while Schmoop was home, I would have one HOT looking back-up singer behind me. Cheers!!

Laura said...

Yes, we need Schmoop singing backup!

Schmoop said...

Laura: I cannot see that happening in my lifetime, but it's a good thought. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

If I was singing in the background, you would all go away screaming!!

Schmoop said...

Schmoop: Okay so you cant carry a tune, but you carry those 40 C's quite well. Cheers!!

jillie said...

OMG I find myself kind of beeboppin along with the song. You are a hoot!!!

Cheers to ya ;o)

I'm going go to work now with that song in my head....snicker snicker...

Anonymous said...

Wah wah wah chicka boom chicka boom.....

Am I backup material?...Hmm....maybe not..When I back up I hear "beep beep, beep!"

Anonymous said...

the cigarette is a nice touch.

maybe you could get a tobacco company to sponsor a record deal

Schmoop said...

Jillie: Well dont sing the dying part when you're interacting with patients!!

Metalmom: I bet that back-up alarm turns the guys on!!

Nurse: I could dig that but I'd rather be sponsored by a whiskey manufacturer. Cheers!!

Marilyn said...

Wow! I don't often take the time to download youtube offerings, but that one was worth it.

Can I show it to my daughter's catechism class?

Schmoop said...

Marilyn: But of course. History is much more easily absorbed when done to a rockin' beat. Cheers!!

Sparky Duck said...

oh no, the title of your post has me singing that awful White Snake song in my head, damn u

Odat said...

I just can't believe it! lmao
Peace

katherine. said...

I can't type I am laughing...I LOVE Jesus jokes....and I think I need to send this to some people.

clear your throat and THEN take a drag....niiiiice. (We are getting to know your hairline intimately...thanks)

I especially liked the acapella musical interlude....if schmoop would rather not sing....maybe she could be your backup DANCER?

are you wearing a dangling cross earring?

preach it brother....oh yeah!

Beth said...

A dancer?? Oh yea, I could do that..as long as there is alcohol involved!!

Schmoop said...

Sparky: I am so very sorry. I hate to bring you down before Peace Globe Day. Cheers!!

Odat: You cant believe what? That I am so damn good looking?

Kat: Well I am glad you laughed, and send it to everyone you know. The only reason you see my hairline is because I have let it grow rather than shaving it per usual. I'll keep preaching if you keep listening. Cheers!!

Schmoop: Shake that money maker baby!!

Travis Cody said...

Yup, that's what you need. Background singers and dancers shaking the fun stuff!

katherine. said...

this is me....passing the bagwine to schmoop....drink deeply girl!

Schmoop said...

Travis: I know, I would look so hot with some shimmy shakin goin' on behind me. Cheers!!

Kat: Are you saying Schmoop needs to drink because she is subjected to my prescence? Cheers!!

RW said...

I vote yes on the backup singers please...May I suggest girls from either Penthouse or Playboy mags...OH I don't care if they sing lol!

Schmoop said...

Roger: Not a bad idea, but they need to be able to sing. It's a street cred issue. Cheers!!

Katherine: Once again in my life, I have lost a woman to another woman. And so it goes.

Anndi said...

Fantastic... what's next? Matt-man scratch and sniff?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Schmoop said...

Anndi: Even I'm not that evil. Cheers!!

Lisa Ryan said...

haha, nice. the cigarette was a lovely touch.

Schmoop said...

Lisa: I was smokin' wasnt I? Cheers!!

Janna said...

LOL!
Thanks for making me laugh this hard at 2:30 in the morning. :)

Schmoop said...

Janna: Thats something I ususally from a woman when I am naked in bed with them. Cheers!!

Julie said...

Well I'll be!