Monday, November 26, 2007

Matt-Man's Twelve Days of Christmas

High Noon, November 26, 2007...Let the counter-attack on the War on Christmas begin with me. All of you pagans and Anti-Holy Baby Jeebus Freaks, eat my words and my song. As you can tell from my post below, I love Christmas and am proud to sing a song that says what it all means to me.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Matt-Man's Twelve Days of Christmas. Enjoy.



Cheers!!

22 comments:

Real Live Lesbian said...

I love me some Baby Jesus! You're just too sweet for words, Dude.

katherine. said...

Brilliant Mateo...

please dear God...help me remember to say golden rings...GOLDEN rings...


(really you need to make personal sacrifices for your art....if you quit smoking you wouldn't be out of breath....)

Schmoop said...

Real: Why thank ya darlin. I hope you had a good Thanksgiving.

Kat: Thanks...They could still be Golden as well. If I quit smoking I would lose the husky Dusty Springfield feel to my voice. Cheers!!

maryt/theteach said...

Real clever and very nicely sung, Matt-man.

katherine. said...

true...they should be gold...you wouldn't want anything down there turning green now would ya?

Schmoop said...

Teach: Thanks and I'll be 'round at some point. Cheers!!

Kat: Too Late!!

Schmoop said...

Bond: It'll be there...Make sure you go back and read my spring training report that I did on Sunday Vin. Cheers!!

Travis Cody said...

My cat was hissing and spitting at the computer, and his hackles were raised.

I think that means he gives the song 5 stars out of 5, but it could have been a hairball.

Cheers!

Unknown said...

Love it!

RW said...

Wow that was a mouth full!..it's got good rhythm & hustle but I don't think mom will ever recover from hearing that lol ...Keeping the 8 maids ah milking intact was a nice touch!

Liz Hill said...

Ahhhh now I know why BOnd would be a bisexual if he could come back as a woman--it's YOU!! LOLOLOL

Anndi said...

um... how wide are penis rings exactly?

(I love that cute look you get on your face as you're about to start serenading us...)

Oh, and my dogs howled...

Anndi said...

oh... and LMAO @ Turnbaby!

katherine. said...

I saw this and thought of you...politics, Christmas, winning money...what could be better?

a little contest right up your alley

Jeff B said...

Ah yes, eight maids a milking...I think I'll camp on this right here.

Truly a work or art Matt.

Odat said...

I can't believe I listened to this before my coffee ;d
You are out of your mind!
(Come pick up your award)/
Peace

Schmoop said...

Travis: I am certain that it was stars not furball. Cheers!!

Roger: As I said, how can you improve upon that line. Cheers!!

Nick: Thanks Sir. Cheers!!

TB: I have that effect on Italian men. Cheers!!

Anndi: Tell your dog that he or she has no taste in music. Cheers!!

Kat: Thanks for the info. I am going to look into it later today!!

Jeff: I appreciate your love for the Arts. Cheers!!

Odat: I will pick it up today and funny that you should mention my robe. You'll be seeing it on todays music video. Coincidence? Cheers!!

Angell said...

ROTFLMAO - Matt-Man, I'm glad I'm behind on blogs, cuz if I ever needed to laugh that hard, it's today.

Keep 'em coming...

SMOOCHES

Schmoop said...

Angell: Glad I could help out. Cheers!!

Julie said...

NONONONOOOOOOOOOoo where are the words? Oh! Is that garland around your neck?

Schmoop said...

Julie: Too long to post all of the words Julie. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Just post the words to the 12 days, Matty. That wouldn't take as much room.

I finally came back to listen. You crack me up, darlin'.