The Bagwine abode isn’t really big enough for a Christmas Tree, but I do like to keep it festive. I put a few lights here, a candle there, and a few tacky knick knacks on the table next to the chair. This year, however, I was really missing not having a tree.Fortunately, the spirit of Christmas, and the after effects of too much Wild Irish Rose spoke to me in a dream last night. The somnolent whispers offered up an idea on how I could make a Christmas Tree.
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So please, scroll down and enjoy our Bagwine Tree...
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I have a few things to do with Ryno this morning and when I get back I will be working on a couple of new Christmas music videos for you. One deals with the sacrifice and separation incurred by our military folks who are serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.
The other tune is a little less joyful. It is a song about a man and woman engaged in a night of hot, sweaty, Christmas passion. The passion and a manufacturer’s defect result in unintended and unfortunate consequences for the couple when the condom busts. The song is titled, “I Came Inside You at Midnight Dear.”
I truly enjoy bringing my songs and videos to you. It makes me feel closer to you, my beloved Bagwine family. If you are a new Bagwine reader, or may have missed some of my previous tunes you can click HERE, and that will take you to my You Tube site.
Enjoy your Saturday, and I’ll be around later.
Cheers!!
30 comments:
I'm first. *looks around* What do I win? Wow Lola looks more pissed then I've EVER seen her. Ummmm is Inky sucking her toes?
I only see one set of balls.....geeze matt, when are we going to see all of Inky?
You are one sick person!!! That is hysterical!
Peace
Matt-Man
Love your tity tree!
Oh tity tree, Oh tity tree, how I love to fondle thee…
Nice hornyments on the tree.
I'm on pins and needles just waiting for the new videos!
Seriously,dude, pins and needles....so HURRY UP! My ass is starting to hurt!!!
Hey, who turned on the bold? Sheesh - my eyes, my eyes!
You are a sick and twisted puppy, Matty me darlin', but that's why we all love ye, I suppose.
Julie: No prize, just a sense of accomplishment. And seeing as she has no toes I don't think he is sucking them. Cheers!
Odat: Inky's balls are much like the spirit of Santa...While you never see Santa coming down the chimney he can still impregnate your fireplace. What? Cheers!!
Al: Titty Tree? Hmmmmm. I think I like that. Chers!!
Jeff: You and I will have to get together sometime and have a "pun-off". Cheers!!
Metalmom: I'm sorry to hear of your pain. If you'd like, I can soak my hands in Rose and massage it for you. Cheers!!
Songbird: My posts are always bolded. Are you drunk again, or merely hungover?
I'll take your love anyway or for any reason that I can get it. Cheers!!
Inky finally got a woody!
Enjoy the day with your boy....
No, honey, the comments are in bold. Not in the pop-up window, but in the main window when you bring up this post individually.
Argh!
Kat: Unfortunately the Woody was shoved into his face...er, um.
Already saw the little man. I just took him to Basketball practice and then he was going shopping with Grandma and Grandpa, which for him, is always profitable. Cheers!!
Songbird: Interesting, I 'll have to check that out. Cheers!!
Hah! That's too good, Matt Man!
CrAzY Working Mom
CrAzY: Why thank ya Tish. Enjoy your weekend, and Cheers!!
YAY!!!
You are using my song suggestion!!
You are really a sicko Matt-Man. I like that about you though. Going to check out your vids. Have a great day. :)
TB: Your sick (albeit hot) fantasies about me are hardly the same as a song suggestion. Cheers!!
Sandee: Thanks and thanks for the award. Enjoy the videos as well as your weekend. Cheers!!
Don't you think it's kind of unfair to cartoons that we can read their minds?
Marilyn: Once again you have left a comment that has made me chuckle heartily. Cheers, and enjoy the rest of the weekend.
I haven't gotten a tree yet this year either. I don't really feel tempted either. I might skip it. More room for presents and less needles to vacuum from the floor.
Blogger likes Jessica best...I think we hit post at the same time but hers got posted and mine got the error message.
I'll just be over here pouting.
Jess: You make and have a couple of good points. Cheers!!
Travis: Trav baby, you better not pout; ya better not cry, Matty Claus is comin' to town. Cheers my freind!!
Poor Inky and Lola!
I have a couple of small Christmas tree—like 6 inches high—if you really want one.
Nick: Keep your trees, because your offer is more than enough, and that's what Christmas is all about (or at least it should be). Cheers and be well my ecumenical friend!!
in that case I can safely offer my tits to lola
You have such an eye for dramatic design. Want to stop by and make a Santa Claus and reindeer out of uncooked spaghetti?
http://www.imcooked.com/view_video.php?viewkey=20cd0fe646d38bc2145c
Matt-man,
Check out this video by Ron Jeremy...get your mind out of the gutter...he is cooking an omelet! If everybody saw this video they would never look at an egg again....and he calls himself a chef!
Myra: No need. If you go back and look at the other Inky and Lola cartoons you'll find that she has a lovely pair of funbags. Cheers!!
Jamie: Thank and Y'know, that does sound kind of fun. I may give that a whirl. Cheers!!
Matty: Ron Jeremy is my hero. I will definitely check that out. Cheers Matty!!
It is a wonderful (albeit sacrificial) tree. but it needs something.... tinsel! Lola's hair would make lovely tinsel.
Lisa: Nice touch!! Cheers!!
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