Of course, even with that, how I could I not post something for you to enjoy and to help get you through your day?
I spent New Year's Day sipping a little Bagwine, watching some football, and stealing the virginity of my new Slow Cooker...
The Cooking Process...
I was amazed how many brats I could fit into the pot. While looking at this melange of culinary goodness, I couldn't help but think of this as an allegorical snapshot of Paris Hilton's Ho-Ha...
Of course this four quart pot is quite a bit smaller, and I am sure the contents are much tastier...
Here you can see them plated on our finest china. These beauties were incredibly delectable on a plate with mashed potatoes. It reminded me of my favorite British porn flick...
"Bang Her and Mash"
The brats were equally Yum-Oh nesting within New England Top Split Hot Dog Buns. This picture also conjured up an unplesant thought, but it is something dark and personal, which I refuse to relay to you.
Fine'
The Iowa Cockusses take place tomorrow, and we have dispatched our crack political staff to Des Moines.
We will cover the Presidential candidates as they beg, beseech, and whore themselves out in order to garner the support of voters who, come Friday, will return to being meaningless individuals, who lurk among the shadows of society.
Until tomorrow my friends...
Cheers!!
39 comments:
Looks like good stuff Matt! Don't get to much gas!!
DO you sit with your 'fine china' on your lap so it warms your bangers as you eat?
Roger: Not to worry...Everything "worked out" just fine. Cheers!!
Bond: Noooo. That would be far too dangerous due to the fact that I always eat while naked. Cheers!!
I love it when you flash your sausage for all of your readers to see!
Dana: Thank You...I am so damn selfless at times. Cheers Dana!!
I just stole the brand spankin' new Radiohead album off the internets and one of the bonus songs on it is called Banger and Mash.
I'm so lonely. Send a sausage over my way.... and make it spicy. I'm a scorpio.
Is that a bidet???
Peace
108: Well I gathered that you weren't a Virgo. Sending my meat your way Kyra. Cheers!!
Odat: Ha...No it isn't but with a few adjustments, I guess it could be. Cheers!!
Hey, I thought you weren't going to post any more Dick Cheney photos?!
Songbird: Don't insult my brats by comparing them to Dick Cheney. My brats are tastier AND smarter. Cheers!!
You might consider sending one of those brats to Iowa. After seeing recent pictures of Hillary I think she could use a good weenie, other than the one she's married to that is.
That's a pretty YUM-O looking meal. I bet even Rachael Ray would enjoy it. haha
They look delish, Matt-man. I'll have a boring post for tomorrow about 13 things you might want to know about the Iowa caucuses...:)
Did Corky get a taste of your brat;-)
Yummy Matt-Man. Now I'm hungry. That really looks good. All of it.
Love your take on the Iowa Cockusses. Right on the money. We so don't mean anything after the votes are in. Have a great day. :)
You are my favorite food blogger.
Happy New Year! OH...and we had brats last night-and totally forgot to eat black-eyed peas. Must be why all our teams lost. Sigh.
Did Campbells pay you for that product placement?
Jeff; Don't be dissin' my man Bill. Cheers!!
Jay: I would never let near my meat. Cheers!!
Teach: I'll be sure to check it out. Cheers!!
TB: Of course, every pussy is entitled to some meat. Cheers!!
Sandee: No kiddin'. "Thanks for voting folks, now if you'll excuse me, I have to meet with a lobbyist."
Marilyn: Well,, I've heard many things about me and my blog, but that is a new one. Welcome Home!!
Tigger: See...The lack of black eyed peas will getcha everytime. Happy New Year and Cheers!!
VE: Ha, I could never get that lucky. Cheers!!
108: Oh my, the humanity. I will have to read about your plight. Cheers!!
S.O.B. Matt-Man,serendipitous turkey! I never thought to use French-Onion soup. I could of have saved my damn beer.
MMMMM MMMMM I love bangers and mash! Both ways! ;)
Looks better than Paris to me!
Al: Save The Beer!! French Onion soup when crockpot cooking makes everything better. Try it when cooking a boneless ham in the crock and thank me later. You can pass that tip on to Mr. Prudome(sp.) Cheers!!
Real: As do I, and yes, but then again, what doesn't look better than Paris Hilton. Cheers!!
You always were a crock full of...well...you know.
BTW, I like your new vessel.
Songbird: A crock full of warm feelings, right? Right? You like my new "vessel"...hehehehehe
Matt-man, your sausage looks yummy!
Lisa: Thanks for noticing...finally!! Cheers!!
the plate with brats and mashed potatoes made my mouth water....
enjoy your speech writing...
Kat: And I bet that was a sight to behold. We already worked on his speech, I typed it up, and then whisked him away to B-Ball practice. Cheers!!
Ohhhhh, ahhhhh, delicious! Don´t muddle up the brats while you´re eating nekkid =)
Sanni: Never the twain the two shall MEAT. Cheers my Teutonic Goddess!!
The sauerkraut...not so much.
But the brats...yum-OH! That might be our meal for the playoffs this weekend.
Cheers!
Travis: Ahhhhh, Brats are great football food. Cheers!!
BURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.. now pull my finger....
Damn, Matt-Man! Now you have me wanting to go out in the cold and purchase a slow cooker. I’ve not had or used one in almost 20 years. Now I really want one! Damn!
Dude.. know what scares me?
New Years Day, I had pork roast cooked up in the crockpot with sauerkraut and bratts! You and my honey have something in common...
Oh God...
At least he doesn't hate squirrels... at least I don't think he does...
Anndi: Well tell him that he should. Cheers!!
I love a man who get excited about where he puts his sausage.
Great crock pot dear!
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