Much like Wednesday being “Anything Can Happen Day” on the Mickey Mouse Club, that’s kinda how my post is going to be today…minus the cute, drunken, ear wearing teenagers.It was a wacky night in New Hampshire last night.
Hillary Clinton defeated Barack Obama, keeping her quest for the job of President alive, while anywhere from 50 to 100 pollsters are in danger of losing their jobs for being wrong.
I’m not talking just slightly wrong…
I’m talking filming a porn flick involving Rosie O’Donnell and Dick Cheney engaged in a 69 wrong. And man, that is wrong. Did anyone else just throw up a little or was I the only one?
I’m done with politics for a few days, so I am sure that many of you are happy to hear that. It is tough to wean myself from that topic, because nary a day goes by that I don’t long to wax poetically about my man crush on Mike Huckabee. But for you, I will try.
As you know, I have been tinkering with my site and I came up with an idea. Many of us have submitted our blogs for review by various websites and sometimes that can take forever, and who knows what kind of chuckle head is doing the critique.
I want someone to review my site who has taken the time to get to know me and savored the flavor of Bagwine Ruminations. Who might that be? You!! I would appreciate if you could take the time to write a one or two line review of this site.
I will post a review of the day somewhere on my site for as long as I have new reviews. I know, you’re probably asking, “Why should I do this for Matt?”
Well, I am a firm believer in Luke 12:48: “To whom much is given, much is required.” And tell me, haven’t I given and given? Damn Straight.
You can leave your review in the comments or better yet email them to me, so when they are posted they will be as fresh as my ass crack seconds after my morning sitz bath. I thank you in advance.
Lastly, tomorrow’s post will involve pictures and descriptions of my culinary skills. Tonight, I am preparing big, juicy, chicken breasts stuffed with bacon and mozzarella, and topped with a scrumptious tomato sauce. Yum-Oh!!
I can’t wait to post pictures of the culinary concoction.
Enjoy your day. Take time out to stop a complete stranger and tell them that they matter. And no, that doesn’t mean flipping them off. Sheesh. Until tomorrow’s Poultrypalooza…
Cheers!!
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49 comments:
Yikes that tea bag on cheney is just wrong! Rosie would have been worse though...
Hammer: I told you it was wrong!! Just so damn wrong. Cheers!!
Roger: Ha...Not Bad. Cheers!!
Hey Matt instead of the Bible verse “To whom much is given, much is required.” as the motto for your site I think it's more along the lines of Karl Marx "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs"
;-)
-Doc
Doc: Our motto is: Reality Goes Better With Bagwine. But can I gather that you are trying to push your Godless communistic values upon me, Comrade Doc? Cheers!!
Cripes Matt~~ Why oh why do you assault my eyes so early in the day?? But at least I didn't read you before bed,,, then I would have visions of Cheney sugar plums dancing in my head.
Cheesy: And that my friend would not be good. Cheers!!
Please GOD...no more porn with Rosie!
I would think that wearing my Bagwine Thong everyday would be enough for you to know that I love your blog.
New Hampshire was wild last night! I am so eager to see where it goes from here (and I don't usually like politics!)
Your chicken sounds good! Please post pictures. I need to know if you must choke the chicken first and if you do, what is your technique?
Real: Oooooooo baby, lucky thong. Cheers!!
Metal: The nomination on both sides is up for grabs for once. A good chicken choking is imperative prior to eating it. There will be pics. Cheers!!
Thank God Hammer said teabag cause I was feeling like the biggest perv in the world. And jebus, Matt. Must you? I have not eaten and the coffee regurg was a bit harsh. As for my review it would go a little like this:
(Queue Thematic Western Music and mist some Brut in the air for ambience)
"Come to Bagwine Country. As bracing as slap in the face with a slice of Spam, and as personal as a reach around."
Starr: Sorry...I like your line. My fave was one I got from some dude ages ago: "I for one will never come here again." Cheers Hot Stuff!!
ACK---------------> I innocently clicked and there it was Cheney in a cache de sex. So are you going to pay for the mess I now have to clean?
Here I was just stopping by to let you know that no one on the face of the earth will be in more need of sackcloth on ash Wednesday because I knew you would have so much fun getting there.
In exchange you did THAT to me.
Hummmmmmmmmph! Stalking from the room.
Jamie: See how I am? Your extend a helping hand, and I sully it by subjecting you to a pic of Vice President Pot Roast. I feel much shame. Cheers!!
That's more than just wrong that image, thats... thats...
rather funny.
Boy: We are all so proud of little Dickie. Cheers Boy!!
I don't know what's worse, that pic of Cheney or the visual of you in the kitchen playing with breasts stuffed with a white substance.
I'll be emailing you my review shortly.
How did you get that pic of Cheney? I thought Condi Rice wasn't ever going to share her private collection with anyone!
Jeff: I've got some "special" sauce for the breasts. I knew I could count on you. And I'm expecting something funny. Cheers!!
Jay: Condi was pissed at him because he keeps hoarding all of the torture sessions.
uh...dear one...you forgot part of it...
"But the one who does not know and does things deserving punishment will be beaten with few blows.
From everyone who has been given much, much will be required; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked."
Kat: I was raised an American Catholic, we pick out only what we want to hear, and what we want to follow. Cheers!!
when I read about you and breasts I flash on this picture of Cheney you provided....
Kat: Sorry about that. Talk about undeserveved punishment. Cheers!!
A break from politics? Isn't it already broken? And where am I gonna go now to know what to think about these bozos?
VE: I won't let you go uninformed. For example, while all of the political pundits are debating as to how Hillary pulled it out in New Hampshire last night, I have the answer:
She received more votes than the other Democrats. I am fricking brilliant. Cheers!!
The Cheney picture scared me...seriously it scared me. Don't do that again, please I beg.
And what time is dinner???
Penelope: He has that effect on many folks. The breasts will be ready to be masticated at 8:45. Cheers!!
Dick, Rosie, and Chicken OH MY!
Leighann: Not a good combo because I don't think pork goes well with chicken. Cheers!!
Am I a bad person cause my first thought on reading "Dick Rosie and Chicken" was ...palm?
Starr: Not at all, but it does mean that you can read my mind. Cheers!!
wait a minute.... are you not making that very thing for dinner tonight topped with mozzarella cheese??!!
GOTCHA!!
Leighann: Well Damn...I guess bacon is pork. I'm a moron. Cheers!!
Is this months BagWine theme: TEABAGS????
You can't deny this has to be the best picture we have ever seen of Cheney.
Al: Evidently, that is the third appearance of the word "teabag". You trend setter you.
Dick is looking suave isn't he? Cheers!!
You're not a moron, with all the recent RR and Dick talk, it's no wonder you were confused!
I'll let it slide just this once!
Leighann: Thanks and I love it when you let things sliiiiiiiiide. Cheers!!
The picture skeered me. I had to go away and come back. Now that I know it's there, I'm a little less skittish.
Sheesh!
As for the chicken dish...yum-OH!
Travis: It is disturbing. I have been doing a pictoral history of the chicken dish. Cheers!!
You'll be hearing from my lawyer!!! (I think I'll submit that as my review as well!) That picture of Cheney has done permanent damage to my retinas and mental health. So much for going to bed early tonight. I'm not going to sleep with that image fresh in my brain.
Raven: Little do you know that when you first commented months ago, that you also (albeit unbeknownst to you) electronically agreed to not hold Matt-Man responsible for damages or personal harm received by looking at his site.
Sincerely,
Roderick P. Whitworth, esq.
Charges de' Affaire, Bagwine Ruminations
Romney...hairspray....funny!
Mimi: He keeps it on hand in 55 gallon drums. Cheers!!
Matt-Man, unlike the clap can't be cured with a single dose.
There's a catch phrase & review all in one.
Matt Man! He can be YOUR guilty pleasure also!
Julie: He makes me hot. Cheers!!
I hope you aren't in a hurry. It'll take me a while to come up with a review that decribes how your blog has changed my life.
Marilyn: Ha...Take your time Marilyn. Cheers!!
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