Finally...I'll be home tonight and Schmoop wants Chef Matt-Man to cook.
So tonight, I 'll be cooking up corn, pasta, and steak.
The package says that it is Boneless, Strip Steak...
I've stripped; it's steak; but trust me, there's plenty of bone behind my meat!!
And now in honor of Pope Benedict visiting the United States and because yesterday was Blitzkrieg Benny's 81st birthday, I give you Half-Nekkid Pope Matt-Man I.
I think the lightning is striking me down because I was thinking that because Pope Benny was once a precocious, young Nazi, that his Birthday cake was baked in a big gas oven.
My sexy buddy, Schmoop, has her candlelit HNT picture up. Check her out by clicking HERE.
HHNT and Cheers!!
74 comments:
great photo. mmmmmm!
turn convinced me to go for hnt and i can't believe i bit into it. part of it is your fault!
happy day!
I cant help it....I'm still giggling about your "plenty of bone behind your meat" reference there. Oh, the things you "come up" with sometimes. Yep. Only you can *pull it off the way you do ; )
omycrackyheck- u are TOO funny.
oh & you're right. about her sexy candle pic! happy hnt U!
I've never known any man who willingly put frozen corn anywhere near his meat and then had the guts to take a picture of it! You are a brave, brave man ...
BTW, I visited Schmoop first - so there ;-p
And I quote Kidlet, "What the hell! Did he seriously cover the crotchal region with frozen food?!?!"
And of course I had to say, "well..yes."
Really what else is there to say?
this is gonna be your big excuse about why it's so small isn't it?
and...pray tell....what ARE you praying for?
I really hope that food was thawed.
Starr's Kidlet has such a way with words.
I hear frozen corn is good for curing an inflammation.
Blessings, you Mattishness!
Hmmm…I’ll have to check the freezer and see if I still have a New York strip steak in there. If so, you’ve given me a great idea for sinner—I mean, “dinner.”
Hello: Ha. I'll be over to take a peak!! Cheers!!
Smile: Ha. Aren't you always smiling anyway? Thanks and Cheers!!
Dana: Corn. It's not just for dinner anymore. It's over between you and I isn' it? Cheers Dana!!
Starr: Hey...Tell her it's very Warhol-esque...or dumass-esque. Cheers!!
Kat: Hey, frozen food does lead to shrinkage. I was praying that I would open my eyes and Tyra Banks wpould be spread eagle on the bed. Cheers!!
GB: It became thawed after it was on me for a few seconds. Cheers!!
Songbird: Better than ice and much more colorful. Cheers!!
Nick: Ha. Bada Bing. Have a good day Nick. Cheers!!
Matt-Man, it will never be over, but Schmoop deserves equal billing - afterall, she manages to keep you happy!
Dana: You are partially correct. Schmoop deserves equal billing because she has been able to refrain herself from killing me. No small feat. Cheers!!
I must admit, I have thought of you as a "Meathead", today you actually validated it! ;-)
As far as your your other photo...
May lightening strike you twice my friend, right in the ass! LOL! ;-)
Smiles,
Kimmie
It gives a whole new meaning to "meat and two veg". I hope Schmoop enjoyed the meal.
Kimmie: I feel so sexy when I validate something. Pax Vobiscum and Cheers!!
Boy: She will be having it tonight. She may even eat dinner as well. Cheers!!
photo one Disturbingly nummy. photo two I'd say you've dodged some lightening in your day.
HHNT Matt-man :)
Pope Matt-Man Yikes!!!!!!!!
Lu: I am surpringly quick and have managed to dodge the bolts. Cheers Lu!!
Micky: Have any sins that you would like absolved? Cheers!!
Your meat makes me tingle in my secret place.
Mr. Fab: I just knew that you would want to taste my meat. Cheers!!
Matt-Man...Ha! You are sexy my dear...especially when you validate... ;-)
Oh and I forgot to say...
Mmmmmwwhhhhaaaaaaaa!!!!
Have a lovely day off my friend!
K~
Kimmie: Thanks!! You just want my steak, dontcha? Cheers!!
I guess you'll never know now will you?!!! Thanks for the giggle! Cheers right back atcha!
I'm seriously considering becoming a catholic now.
Oh and nice meat!
HHNT
Kimmie: You're welcome. Cheers!!
Leelee: Become a Catholic? Oh dear girl, no. Join me in staying far, far away...My meat thanks you. Cheers!!
Oh boy, Matt meat!!! with two sides!!!! hehe.
Peace
Odat: Ha...Three sides if you include dessert. Cheers Odat!!
Matt I know a good lighting rod salesman for only $22.95 you can protect yourself from from heavenly lighting, for a additional $4.99 you can protect your entire family and friends..some assembly required...Warning in some small instances boils, frogs and plagues have occurred.
Roger: Ha...The invention of the Lightning Rod has had great staying power. Have your guy call me, he can personally fit me for one. I don't mind toads; they taste like chicken. Cheers!!
If the Pope had a blog he'd probably do HNT too. Maybe he'd get some of the nuns to do it too! That would be fun!
I hear that a bag of frozen veggies are good for nasty swellings.
You are nasty and you say you swell..win win!
That or you've had a vasectomy?
Jay: Better yet, he could get the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit to pose for a sexy picture and post a...
HNT: Half-Nekkid Trinity. Cheers!!
Cheesy: Vasectomy? Why ruin the fun-fest of me raising kids well into my 70's? Cheers!!
Your photos of meat always make for a good day for me! And I LOVE the pope hat! Maybe the lightning will hit the steak and the cooking will get done in record time...
Winter: Good Call. The wrath of God cooking my meat...I like that. Cheers Bay-Bay!!
I would have arranged the food differently to show where that corn really came from.
Be careful, Benny has the Vatican Guards coming for your bottle
Bond: Ha. I saw that Vin. Good luck to them trying to take it away from me. Cheers!!
Nazi, Schmatzie! ...the hats are cool!!!
1) That's where you are serving it too,right?
2) With you as Pope I would go back to religion.
Phfrankie: Yes they are says Werner von Braun. Cheers Phfrankie!!
Knight: Correct. I will be serving it ala' Matt. Back to religion, eh? Meet in the Confessional in ten minutes. Cheers Knight!!
...once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down!...HA!
well...I dont think he's quite a nazi but, he;s definitely creepy! :)
That's alotta meat! Spread 'em wide, big boy!
Lucky Schmoop!
Phfankie: That's not my department. Cheers!!
Missus: He was. But yeah he is creepy. Thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!
RLL: Just think how good the meat will taste after I add my special sauce. Cheers Hot Stuff!!
OK...it's too late for me anyway Matt...I'm beyond redemption ;-)
AND I enjoy my sinning ways far too much.
HUGS!
Nice meat ;) happyHNT!
Leelee: And you do it so well. Why mess with perfection? Cheers!!
Vixen: Thanks. Would you like a bite? HHNT and Cheers!!
Starch: true friend of serious athletes everywhere - VERY important prior to a workout. I hope you deliver Schmoop a medal-winning performance (after you thaw out your meat, of course), she deserves it!
I imagine that's what you're praying for... I know I'd be praying after placing frozen foods on MY special purpose (and I'd be pondering something along the line of, "What in Hell was I thinking?!")
Oh, wait, right...
LOL.. Great HNT.
Made me smile.
Cheers.
Desert Rat: Mmmmm. Corn. The Starch of the Gods. It's all thawed out and resy to fry...and so is the steak. Cheers!!
Blither: Glad you had a chuckle. Most women do when they see me Half Nekkid. Thanks for stopping and Cheers!!
I am dying at your photo! And it's funny, my hubby was screaming at the pope on television this morning - had NO clue before that he had Nazi ties!
Going to check out Schmoop carefully - after the last time I looked at her site at the office, I had to fight rumors that I was a lesbian!
Can I wrap some bacon around it and call it Mignon? mmmmmm...bacon.
Tigger: Ha, Thanks. Good to see ya Tigger. Well, now your Hubs knows the deep, darf, not-so-secret. Cheers Tigger!!
Tug: Welcome Home!! You can wrap bacon around it or whatever else ya want to. Call me Filet Mign-Matt-Man. Cheers!!
I so want to eat your meat! ;)~
oh, and with a little A-1 of course! ;)~
Jahooni: I'm a regular meaty smorgasbord. Would you like Jell-O with my meat? Cheers!!
You are adorable!
Here I was all ready to make a nazi pope joke and then I can't stop thinking about that bag of corn, how it was there between your legs, only to have to go all the way to the stove and to the plates and through your hnt tummy only to end up in between your legs again...
Naughty: Well, thanks. I may print that comment off. I don't hear that too often. Cheers!!
Mo: That's all true but trust me, I shucked my corn long and hard prior to all of that. Cheers Mo!!
Speaking of corn...that's what K put on her new swollen boobs - are you swollen there Matt?
mmmmmmm, bacon..........
Tug: I wasn't swollen there until you commented again. Mmmmmm bacon wrapped Tug. Cheers!!
Matt-man, I love yoour Pope picture! What I want to know is what is all the hoopla (about the Pope) about?
Come to my blog and see my TT13 post but also send a message to an alien in my “What if…” meme :) It's a contest - I know you could win! :D
Not only do you show your meat, but I just saw your kernels too!
Teach: People just dig seeing the Pop-Mobile in action. I'll be over. Cheers!!
Metal: Ha. It's your lucky day. Or your unfortunate one. Cheers!!
Your meat looks a little raw there. Overuse?
VE: Yes, I am my own my personal "chef". Cheers!!
Well.. this is already better than the frozen lasagna my love did the only time I asked him to cook a Friday evening nice diner!!!!
That pope shot is hilarious... excellently hilarious!!
HHNT!
Sea: Thanks. Everything is cooking as I type. Here's to you and Blitzkrieg Benny. HHNT and Cheers!!
There were 69 comments on a HNT post when I logged on. That's a little un-nerving, but not as much as seeing you with the Pope bonnet on your dome.
We're all gonna burn!
cracking up that jeff got #70 on a post (he really is just jealous and envious at not getting 69!) but hey Mr. Matty Did! **giggles**
wait, didn't you? hope you did.
Hey Schmoop! ;)~ **giggles**
how was the steak?!
Jeff: Relax my friend. God will take care of all my friends. Now, in what manner, I am unsure. Cheers!!
Jahooni: Yes I was 69 and yes, Schmoop looooooved my meat. Cheers!!
That some meat ya got there Matty;-)
TB: It's quite juicy. ; ) Cheers!!
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