I am working on a few different things for Thursday and Friday, but had nothing ready for today.
So I figured, what the hell…
I will go ahead and answer a few questions that I saw others answering on posts yesterday.
It’s from a Blog Theme called TMI Tuesday.
But seriously, can there be any day that one can get too much Matt-Man information?
Of course not, so here goes…
1. Did you have to pay or did you get money back?
I get money back. I filed yesterday and am getting a few hundred back. I also attached a note (not in my name, of course) to my form that read as follows:
Dear Sir/Madam and Soulless Revenue Agent,
I have prepared this return for Matt-Man. He likes you guys, but I think you are all a gaggle of sadistic, heartless bastards. Wanna audit me? I got your audit right here, you money grubbin’ shit bags.
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2. What was your biggest financial mistake?
My purchase of an engagement ring and wedding band in 1987. Initially, they cost approximately $1,500.00 for the both. Considering the recipient of said rings has the house now, those rings actually cost me about $125,000.
3. Are you a screamer?
I can be, if the sex is really good or if the jealous, steroid-fueled, weightlifter husband of the wife that I am tea bagging walks in on us.
4. What part of your body, other than your genitals, do you love to have touched?
I would have to say that since I enjoy picking my nose it would have to be my nostrils. I guess the feel of the gelatinous mucous and the cilia turns me on. It feels as though I am running my fingertips through a moist feather duster.
What part of a partner's body, other than their genitals, do you love to touch?
See Number 4.
5. What commercial catch phrase best describes your life?
There’s a new commercial for the weed killer Round-Up that utilizes the phrase, “Pump and Go.” That fits me well.
Bonus (as in optional): What was the last thing you took without permission?
The virginity of my first sweetheart, Molly Meyer. She was smokin’ hot, passed out, and 14. Oh, I’m kidding you morons…she was 16.
What was the last thing taken from you without your permission?
No one takes anything from me without my permission, because I’m Matt-Man, Bitch!!
Have a Helluva Hump Day All. See ya tomorrow for Half-Nekkid Thursday.