Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Bagwine Video Home Tour: The Bathroom

Here ya go folks!! Enjoy the tour of the Bagwine Bathroom with me as your tour guide.

Cheers!!


57 comments:

Knight said...

Showering with Matt-Man and Tyra got me all wet.

Knight said...

That's another wrist band motto you could market!

Schmoop said...

Knight: Ha. Thanks for coming back and you, you sexy thing, are on a marketing roll this week. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Showering with Matt. Now my life is complete.

BTW, you might wanna close the toilet to prevent unfortunate dropping accidents.

Unknown said...

Matt-man, I am tempted to follow your lead (again) and video my home. Tempted, but not motivated.

Schmoop said...

Songbird: I'm glad your life got a boost. As far as the droppings, no need to close the toilet, with those, I am more accurate than an Olympic Marksman. Cheers Dear!!

Schmoop said...

Nick: Oh c'mon Nick...A home tour conducted by you, it would be GOLD!! Cheers Nick!!

Sandee said...

Glad to know how you get off with Tyra though. So, your shit doesn't smell like roses, and cigarette smoke smells better? Oh that's really bad. Way too much information. Have a great day Matt-Man. :)

Desert Songbird said...

I was thinking more along the lines of a dropped cell phone, a toothbrush, a digital camera, etc.

Schmoop said...

Sandee: I am always thinking of others. Cheers!!

Songbird: Oh. That's never a problem. I am very dexterous. Just ask Scmoop. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

you have green fixtures...how mid-west! (no wonder you sing green day)

I for one truly appreciate you demo-ed the shower and not the commode.

Schmoop said...

Kat: It must have been the lighting, because they are actually blue. As far as the toilet, I do have SOME sense of decency. Well, at least today I did. Cheers!!

cathy said...

It could have been worse.
You could have done a
"blog my bathroom" meme. LOL

When you get to the kitchen I think you should cook something for us.

Schmoop said...

Cathy: Your smiling pic makes me smile. And yes, when I do the kitchen I AM going to cook. Cheers!!

Tug said...

My first thought when I saw it was your bathroom day was 'shit'.

How come after a shower with you & Tyra, I feel so........dirty?? ;-)

Schmoop said...

Tug: But dirty in a good way right? Right? Cheers Tug!!

Anonymous said...

...I am at a complete, total, absolute, entire, all-encompassing loss for words...

Tug said...

IS there any other way with Matt-Man? ;-)~

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: I am going to write this down on my calendar. Cheers!!

Tug: No. Purrrrrrrrr, Tug!!

Kimmie said...

I'm with you Phrankie...

leelee said...

Frankly I am amazed that you could flush the latrine and immediately get the shower nice and hot..I'd have to say you have some fine plumbing there Matt.

HUGS!!

Schmoop said...

Kimmie: Why is that? Cheers!!

Leelee: Oh baby, my "plumbing" is top notch. Cheers Leelee!! : )

Liz Hill said...

Dammit--Tug stole my comment. Where is part 2? I know you propped that thing on the back of the toilet and had a splishy good time;-)

Schmoop said...

Leelee; You are too damn cute. Cheers!!

TB: What? I haven't propped anything up. But I will if you want me too. Cheers!!

The Covert Lover said...

I thought they were green too - glad they aren't! Yuck!

Schmoop said...

CL: Yeah, well they aren't....You are such a bathroom snob. ; )~~

Lu' said...

Snickered audibly. HA! for the vampire joke. I'm real glad you didn't try and do like a South Park talking doody visual. Thanks for the journey Matt- Man

Jay said...

Why do I think there is a video of you showering on YouPorn this morning. I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK! LOL

Schmoop said...

Lu: Oddly enough, I am above poop jokes. Cheers!!

Jay: HA. Nooooo. I'm above that...No, really. Cheers!!

Leighann said...

That's the best bathroom tour I've seen all day!

Lex Valentine said...

I love it when a man drops his towel! RAWR!

Beth said...

This is why I drink to excess.

Dana said...

So Matt, is the Nivea used before or after the shower with Tyra? Oh, and I have something that, when I turn it on, sounds just like your nose hair trimmer - in fact, it even looks kind of like your nose hair trimmer - but it doesn't trim ... trust me!

Lu' said...

Matt-Man proof there is a God.

Schmoop, ha ha ha.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

And the world breathes a sigh of relief that Schmoop and Matt-Man have not installed a full length mirror opposite the shower...

Jo said...

Not the first time I've showered with a man I barely know :P I'm kidding, I think.

Cracks me up that you have Tyra in there...do you ever switch out the photos?

I wonder if Martha Stewart has cookbooks for her seat-time.

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Anonymous said...

Okay, you need to come to Arkansas and see me, Matt-Man. I sell bathroom fixtures for a living and this bathroom is in dire need of an update. Green is so 1970s. ;)

Schmoop said...

Leughann: A clean bathroom is a happy bathroom. Cheers!!

Winter: Dirty towel dropper watcher!! Cheers!!

Schmoop: I don't think you needed to say that; I am sure that that is what everbody assumed. Loves!!

Schmoop said...

Dana: I knew someone would mention the hair trimmer in that way. I am glad it was you. Cheers Dana!!

Lu: Thanks and don't encourage Schmoop. ; ) Cheers!!

Bond: You dont won't to see my wet, dripping, nakedness? Cheers Vin!!

Schmoop said...

Jo: I use Jessica Alba once in awhile. But I am upset that you used the MS name. Cheers Jo!!

Julie: Okay, I'll be fo rpeace that day, but it doesn't mean I have to like it.

CrAzY: We were going for the Wonder Years look. Cheers Tish!!

katherine. said...

hey schmoop....here is a large glass of Jack....enjoy

ya know we've nominated you for sainthood...right...?

Odat said...

Ok, I waited all day for this...I'm complete now.
Peace

Schmoop said...

Kat: She'd prefer a pitcher of Bloody Marys but that was nice of you. Cheers Kat!!

Odat: Well then that makes my day as well. Cheers Odat!!

katherine. said...

spicy or mild?

Schmoop said...

Kat: She's like a little kick to it. Bottoms Up and Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Is that a Miami Blue bathroom or Avocado? I love it! It made me want white Go Go boots.

Schmoop said...

Starr: It's Blue, and you in white Go-Go boots? Rowwwwr. Cheers!!

Ed & Jeanne said...

Were those really real toothbrushes or actually grout cleaners? Because I don't see any toothpaste...

Schmoop said...

VE: I have such bad teeth you are not far from the mark. Cheers!!

Ginormous Boobs said...

Having a smoke in the bathroom is the best! People in California would flip out if you did that...so I have to do it while I'm back in Ohio.

Schmoop said...

GB: Ha. Yes they would. You're always welcome here. Cheers GB!!

Travis Cody said...

I was going to make a pithy comment on the lovely retro 70's color-stylized porcelain, but there's something about showering with you that just has me off my game.

Nope, not evening Tyra can help. Maybe if it had been Jessica? Or perhaps Jessica and Tyra?

I need a moment.

Schmoop said...

Travis: Ha. I hope you collect yourself, Trav. Cheers!!

Ken said...

I'm very late getting here, but that's OK.
Truly...One of a Kind Blogging!

Dice Mardell said...

I am late as well. In fact it was Phfrankie's comment on Sat's post that brought me here. But I, in fact, LOVE the bathroom video.
Thanks Matt-Man for that very personal tour. I like Tyra too. I don't have pic's of her in my shower, but...

Dice Mardell said...

...make that THURSDAY's post.

=;c )

always curious about HNTs.