Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Hump Day Siesta

What a week it has been so far, and Hump Day is here.

I need a little down time today.

Maybe just take it easy, and catch up with some blogging buddies.

You see even though it is Hump Day, I don’t want to blow all my wad, all too soon.

We have a big weekend coming up…Memorial Day Weekend.

I have to save some of my Blog Lovin’ for the rest of the week leading up to the unofficial start to the Summer debauchery.

Tomorrow is Half-Nekkid Thursday, and I will be putting up my Memorial Day Edition of HNT. I’m sure it will be a stirring and patriotic sight.

And then boys and girls, on Friday, I am going to be kicking off the long weekend with a special Bagwine Celebration post.

I cannot tell you what it’s all about, but it will be one gloriously Wild Irish Rose colored event. Boo Yah, Bitches!!

But, I cannot leave you empty-handed, and empty hearted for a full day, so…

I present to you a very brief video of my favorite pussy in the whole wide world…

You have heard me talk about her, now meet her live over the internets.

My dear Bagwine Readers, I present Corky!!



Happy Hump Day, and Cheers!!

49 comments:

Jay said...

Honestly, I'm almost afraid of what your Patriotic Memorial Day HNT might be. But, I know I won't be able to stop myself from looking.

Corky clearly had all the adoration she could take for one day. Cats are that way.

Desert Songbird said...

Honestly, I'm not sure I could take the sight of your ass painted red, white, and blue. Don't you think your blue balls are enough?

Corky knows you like your pleasure mixed with pain, doesn't she?

Ginormous Boobs said...

You know, my birthday is on Memorial Day (May 30th). I'm having a party at the beach house...the highlight will be a pie fight on the beach.

You should totally come out here for it!

Jahooni said...

i have been making my way through you to get to HER! she is a CUTIE!
Meow.... ;)~

Jahooni said...

PS, I want to go to GM's party too! ;)~

The Ferryman said...

I am sure that a certain something of yours will be performing the flag salute tomorrow...

Dana said...

Do you have a tall mast for that memorial day flag?

Schmoop said...

Jay: Knowing that you'll be looking on makes me hot. As for the cat, typically she is very needy which is just as annoting as being aloof. Cheers!!

Songbird: Y'know...you gave me qquite a good idea. I do love it rough. Cheers!!

GB: I'll mark that date down. How can I pass up a pie fight on the beach. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: It's nice to see your face out of the books. I'll pick ya up for the party. Cheers!!

Mr. Fab: I'm sure there will be a flag of sorts involved. Cheers!!

Dana: Eh, it's functional at best...but it's cute. Cheers Dana!!

j said...

Corky winked at me! Like, "Watch how I make Daddy BEG for my attention..." Kittys will play hard to get with their affections. Rumpleteaser, our cat, loves only my husband. That fact, to me, just BITES. Like Corky.

Happy Hump Day to you Matt.

Jen

Schmoop said...

Micky: Ha. True, but don't think I haven't thought about it. Cheers Mick!!

Jen: I thought someone might catch the wink. Corky is the same way. Schmoop does everything for her, and yet her heart belongs to me.

She was a little ticked at me here because I had woken her up. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

A patriotic post, well if anyone could run it up the flag pole and salute it, it would be you. Thank you for the kitty vid. I enjoyed it. Kitty bites you because kitty loves you. Chomp chomp...

Schmoop said...

Lu: I'll give it the good ol' American try Lu. She is adorable. Chomp and Cheers!!

RW said...

When are you going to take that cat back to the neighbors.

Dianne said...

Happy Hump Day Matt

Since this is a big election year I am really looking to your patriotic HNT to be inspiring, arousing even.

Love the video of you and Corky. It confirmed what I already suspected - you are a complex guy - with a full range of emotion. You can be sarcastic and irreverent and then loving and attentive to your Corky.

You are a true Renaissance Man!

Schmoop said...

Roger: Are you crazy? I rescued this precious, albeit bitchy cat from certain death nearly five years ago. Cheers!!

Dianne: Ha. That's what I call myself, and thank you for confirming it. You are my new favorite reader. Cheers DiDi!!

Odat said...

I hope Corky appreciates his fame on youtube.

Happy Hump Day.....

{eace

Schmoop said...

Odat: I'll pretend that you didn't call her a him. She would be traumitized. Cheers Odat!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

Honestly, I think Corky was winking at ME....

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Maybe, but I think more likely it's because I poked her in the eye. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

That is one furry pussy you have there baby.

Btw, I think this is now the appropriate time to mention my very first drunken experience included mass quantities of Wild Irish Rose and watching a porno called Cowboy Cuties 2.

Schmoop said...

Winter: Oooooo, baby Meow...I have to work all day Sunday and half a day Monday. I am soooo dissed. Cheers!!

Leighann: Not wrong at all, it's good. But not nearly as good if our roles were reversed. Cheers Baby!!

Schmoop said...

Lady Jaye: Ha. LJ drunk on Rose and watching porn!? Ride em Cowboy!! Oh how I wish I had been there. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Knight: Why thank you, would you like to pet it? Cheers Knight!!

Cheesy said...

You can't even imagine how happy I am right this moment... I COULD SEE THE geoduck VID! First one in over 2 weeks.. Tell Corky she took my video cherry! Did you post this in a different way? Maybe my puter reset the missing setting?? Who cares ~I got to see her play "luv luv bite bite"!! Purdy green eyed gurlie you have there.. enjoy the day babe.. you made mine....

Cheesy said...

oops not geoduck lol "Corky" sorry had pressed the paste button I guess....

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Yea!! Corky must be magical because I posted it the same way I always do.

And thanks, she is pretty cute, unfortunately, the little "princess" knows damn well that she is. Cheers Cheesy!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

I can't wait to be stirred...of course, I prefer to be shaken.

Schmoop said...

RLL: Ooooo Baby, Shaken or Stirred, I'd love to be your Matt-tini. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

you might need this

Schmoop said...

Kat: Ha. Very Good. Don't you dare wish that on her or us. She has had her brushes with it. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

ya know I would never wish it on anyone...but she only gets to brush it eight times....

my father, sister, and BOTH my girls are feline fans....there have always been cats around....at one time two litters of kittens...thirteen of them underfoot at the same time.


and now....all your fans can watch your stroke your pussy whenever they want...

A couple years ago when I lived alone in the mountains one adopted me...seriously attached itself to me in the middle of a forest....the kids named him "the kat's meow" It was weird.

Schmoop said...

Kat: Ha. The KAT's Meow. How appropriate. I do not like getting so attached, but I love her so, and so does Schmoop.

Pets are such a double-edged sword, but I wouldn't trade her for the world. Cheers Kat!!

Sandee said...

I see you know how to stroke your pussy proper. Corky is awesome.

I have an award for you over at my place. You don't have to participate if you don't want to. Have a great day Matt-Man. :)

Schmoop said...

Sandee: Yes she is and thank you, Sandee, I'll be over before the day is done. Cheers!!

Tug said...

I’m sure it will be a stirring and patriotic sight.

Um...what exactly will be 'stirring'?

Desert Songbird said...

I couldn't help it. Katherine provided a link, I HAD to look. Bwahahahaha! You know I'm not a cat fan, so I just HAD to look! Honestly - I HAD to!

leelee said...

I see corky is Daddy's little girl!

Happy Hump Day my hump my humps

HUGS!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Golly! Stirring Matty and Biting Pussy. Heck of a post!

The Corkster is cute =)

Schmoop said...

Tug: Oh you'll see. I'm tearing up as we speak. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Songbird: You are so very cruel. I tell ya. Cheers!!

Bond: I don't questions thing like that, I am merely grateful. Cheers!!

Leelee: Yes she is, wanna join her? Rowwwr. Cheers Lee!!

Starr: Ha. That was good. Cheers to you Starr!!

Ed & Jeanne said...

I can see from the video that you are obviously pussy whipped! I suggest old reruns of Wild Wild West, a good stiff drink, BBQ something, and a 70s mustache. There, that should cure it...

Dice Mardell said...

Rrrrrr rrrrrr rrrrrrrr
I never met a cat I didn't like.
Corky's a fine specimen!
I give her an 8.

>^..^<

Schmoop said...

VE: Spoken like a true fan of Jack Daniels and Aretmis Gordon. Cheers!!

Dice: I won't tell her Dice-Man she'd be appalled that you didn't give her a 10. Cheers!!

desert rat said...

Yo, "Katt-Man" - I speak Cat and although Corky has a bit of an accent I think she was saying "You woke me up from my nap? I think I must go pee on your shoes." But I could be wrong.

Katherine - I HAVE that book! ha!

Travis Cody said...

Mr Tucker says Corky is hot.

Schmoop said...

Desert Rat: She was definitely peeved at me, but I don't think to the point at being peed at me. Cheers!!

Travis: Sweet. Tell him he's in luck; Corky can't get pregnant. Cheers!!

Jeff B said...

So many pussy jokes...so little time.

Schmoop said...

Jeff: I know. It was so cheap of me. Cheers Jeff!!