Today has already been a day of ups and downs…
The A/C is broken again.
I had my post ready to go yesterday…It was an interview with Schmoop.
Evidently, I deleted it. It is nowhere to be found.
On top of that I have to work tonight…Sigh
However, Schmoop is taking today off and we are supposed to get strong storms today.
I see afternoon Thunderstorm sex in my future.
While the thunder is clapping in the sky, I’ll be slapping her between the thighs. Boo Yah!!
I’ll just re-do the interview, and unlike yesterday when I interviewed her via email, today I will conduct it in sweaty, face-to-face nakedness.
So, until I go to work at 5 this evening, I am going to catch up with all of you bitches, eat left over pizza, and produce multiple orgasms.
Oh yeah, I have the skills to do that…It’s one of the interview questions, and I was happy with the answer.
Happy Friday all…
And now our coded message to the vacationing Dana.
Mary had a little lamb. The Big Bad Wolf was hungry. “Screw the lamb,” he said, “I’m eating Mary.”
Cheers!!
Update 8:05 A.M.: My chance for thunderstorm sex has been washed away by a flood of sorts. Schmoop's, Aunt Flo decided to show up this morning for her monthly visit. Man, it sucks to be me...
61 comments:
MMMmmmmmm thunderstorm sex. My absolute favorite. I think Schmoop is one lucky woman!
Lady Jaye: Well I have been dealt a cruel twist of fate. I'll update soon. Cheers LJ!!
Looks like Friday the 13th is indeed unlucky for you, poor guy!
Peace
Odat: Ha. I forgot that today is Friday the 13th. That explains everything. Cheers Buddy!!
What... you can't roll down the lazy river?
Have a great day... off to Tunica and BB tonight...
Rent a porn, sit back with WIR and Schmoop and let her hands "wander".
Metal: Not a bad alternative, M. I'll pass that suggestion along. Cheers!!
Bond: Have a safe trip and have a blast when ya get there. Cheers!!
bwahahahahahaah i will... totally ignored that didn' ya!?!?!?!
Bond: There's always shower sex. Cheers!!
Got so hot out there your post with schmoop melted.
Roger: Ha. Maybe that's it. I just wish I was gonna get another kind of heat, but alas... Cheers Raj!!
Aunt Flo is visiting my house as well, but as I've said before, I don't let that bitch get in my way!
Leighann: Schmoop kinda has issues doing it at times like this. But shower sex was mentioned. I just don't do my best work in the shower. Cheers!!
I was going throw in the Friday the 13th comment, but I someone beat me to it. I really feel for you without the ac.
Karen: They have worked on it three times over the course of four or five days. Ai Yi Yi. Have a wunnerful Friday, Karen. Cheers!!
I see lightning has struck early. Damn. Well, I suppose it gives you more time to work on the interview. Sorry the bad "weather" got in the way of your good time.
I am so slow.
If I hadn't read the comments I STILL would be picturing a bespectacled old lady with smeared hot pink lipstick and blue plastic beads around her neck, swishing around your place in polyester.
DUH.
My 'visitor' is called Helga VonSchlink. Because she hurts me.
Try to keep cool.
Jennifer
If the thunderstorms get bad enough perhaps you can convince Aunt Flo to go to a shelter.
I'm sure she's a lovely lady but storm sex can not be denied!
sorry about the AC!
Winter: Ha. Very good. We'll figure something out, Winter. Cheers!!
Jen: That's funny and appropriate because that name itself, is hurtful. It's not too warm today but...fix it, already!! Cheers Jen!!
Dianne: I wish I could, but when Flo arrives for Schmoop, she hangs on like grim death. Cheers Di!!
You were going to have afternoon thunderstorm sex without me??
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle - or is that diddle the pussy?
Dana: There was no way around it. I mean, your legs are long and lovely, but they won't reach Bagwine from San Antonio. ON top of that, Schmoop is...well...hot!!
I wanna pick your pickled pepper. Cheers Dana!!
if the humidity is too high the lack of AC would be a greater deterent to playing aroound than anything else.
come to think of it I have never had thunderstorm sex.
(come to think of it....laughing)
I guess is sure does "Suck to be you", no Air, no Sex, Shit...I'd be strangling those A/C guys by now!
Have a good one.
Hugs,
Kimmie
Kat: Ha...Thunderstorm sex is great...Especially when I have taken my vitamins and the lightening is able to strike twice...or thrice even. Cheers Kat!!
Kimmie: It's not the fault of the maintainence guys...they have done everything. The complex owners need to put some cash into this place. Cheers!!
I kicked Aunt Flo's ass curbside over ten years ago (huzzah!). Bitch was annoying.
I'm dejected that you lost your interview with Schmoop. (Heavy Sigh.) Looking forward to the new and improved version.
Well, I must go check out the tour of the kitchen, now. Happy Friday the 13th!
My dear Matt-Man!!!! Having just had my AC repaired after two years of it being non-functional, I more than identify with your plight! And, that deleted post! Did it happen after the AC when kaput? I have found that heat can cause me to be non compos mentes!
Of course, I have noticed that you, sir, evinced the same condition even before your AC ceased to properly function.
Desert Rat: Your comment about the lack of visits, no doubt, will elcit the following comment from Schmoop, "Bitch". ; )
She would love to have an end to the visits...And trust me, ALL of us around her would as well. Cheers Rat!!
Nick: You are one of the few who can call me crazy, and yet make me smile at the same time. Good work. Have a great weekend, Nick!!
I hate doing things over. I hate doing things over. See?
Ok, I'm working on the decoding but it's still early and this one is difficult. So far all I've got is that the wolf is not a vegan.
VE: My response to you, is as follows...My response to you is as follows...Cheers VE!!
Aunt Flo and No A/C? Dude, that's some bad news!
Get yourself into that shower! If your skills need work...practice, practice, practice!
Kinda wishin' I was Mary right now!
Have a great weekend!
RLL (aka Mary): The Big Bad Wolf feels even hotter now. Have a great weekend, hot stuff. Cheers!!
*giggling*
Wait....still giggling.......
Oh my.
Sorry about your AC. We finally cracked 70 degrees yesterday. Just in time for the last day of school!
PS...I am laughing out of love :P
Starr: You are so very cruel...Laughing out of love, my ass. Glad to hear about your, "heat wave". Cheers, my twin of different Mothers!!
Sounds like the only thing Flo-ing at your place today will be Schmoop's Aunt.
Of course you could try hillbilly sex and invite her to join in. Just sayin'.
Still giggling like a friggin loon..................Ok better now. Hugs to Schmoops too =)
Jeff: Aunt Flo, is an evil human being. More so for Schmoop than me. Cheers Dude!!
Starr: Ha. You are so cute when you giggle...even if it is somehwatat my expense. Cheers Dear!!
That was supposed to read, "somewhat at my expense"...Man, I need to take a typing class. Cheers!!
Dude, your life is the SUCK right now, ain't it? Wow.
BTW - we're canceling our trip to Ohio due to Mom's extended hospitalization, so I guess you and I won't be meeting this year after all.
Thought I'd pile that one on ya today, too.
You just have a dark cloud hanging over your head this week dude.
Suck for you.
I mean, sorry to hear this man. ;-)
Songbird: Well hell. When it rains it pours. But I certainly understand. Cheers Dear!!
Jay: Man, the warmth from you, just oozes. Cheers Jay!!
Don't make me drool with my mouth full!
:)
Whapppowwww!
Liquid: Drool? Mouth Full? Oh my, you just made me hot. Cheers Liquid!!
...certainly you were listening to "Something In The Air" by Thunderclap Newman yesterday, if not, then surely it was The Rolling Thunder Review with His Bobness.....
Matt-Man, Everytime I think I am going to have Thunderstorm sex, it only turns out to be Drizzle Sex.
I love thunderstorms! I also had a friend who swore up and down that thunderstorm sex was the best sex he'd ever had.
THIS is the day I decide to visit you? After a long absence? I call mine "That Bitch Mother Nature," and though I'm not a fan of doing it during that time, either - I have. It CAN be done. And orgasms are supposed to help relieve cramping, I hear.
Phfrankie: Ha. Very Good. HAve a good weekend dude. Cheers!!
Mountain Cat: Man, I have experienced that...much to the lady's chagrin. Cheers!!
Motley: It is indeed, the best time to have sex. Cheers!!
Tigger: And your visit is perfect timing....maybe she'll go ahead and want to do it now that she has read your little nugget of knowledge. Thanks, purrrrrr, and Cheers!!
Careful if you go through with it. You might get Thunder Clap.
Come on people! I'm the one in misery, not him! He will be well taken care of!
With the ac broken sex would have been too hot, too sticky and just too too! I know for a guy sex can never be too... I say shake hands with Peter and leave Schmoop to her company.
Mary had a little sheep
Mary took the sheep to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb.
Thunderstorm sex... I remember a particularly, er, wet storm in Hanover NH about 24 years ago. Sigh.... Thanks for the memories!
Did you really, catch up with all us bloggers?
How was the leftover pizza?
And please be specific on this one,
what is the definition of multiple orgasms before I go to work at five?
you are one talented man! Super! Although to hell with Aunt Flo, I say go anyways!!!
Happy Friday
Jeff: You're such a clever dick. Cheers!!
Schmoop: Waaaaaaaa. Kidding, I hate to see ya go thru it. No, seriously. Cheers Schmoopie!!
Lu: That's not bad advice. It does it her pretty hard. Cheers Lu!!
Jamie: Ha. Very good. Have a great weekend, Jamie. Cheers!!
Stagmom: Thanks for stopping, and I wish I had been there. Cheers!!
Micky: Still working on the catching up. The pizza was excellent, and the multiple orgasms...? My tongue never tires. Cheers!!
Toms: Talented? I think I love you. And I would go ahead and do it, but Schmoop don't like to. And by golly, that's fine with me. Cheers!!
I'm going to have to check out this "Thunderstorm Sex" next chance I get.
And one of my favorite times to have sex is during Aunt Flo's visit. But not the first day. The first day the only thing I want touching me is the heating pad. Hope you're better soon Schmoop!
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