Thursday, June 12, 2008

Half Nekkid Thursday: Happy Father's Day

Since I took a picture of myself with June Cleaver for my Mother's Day HNT, how could I not give some props to the Fathers this week?

On your left, Clive Swift, who plays Richard Bucket...oh, excuse me, Richard Boooouquet, in the British comedy, "Keeping Up Appearances". He has an unseen son, named Sheridan.

In the middle, is of course, Dick Van Dyke, who was the father to the completely forgettable, little lad, Richie, in the Dick Van Dyke Show.

And lastly, Dick Van Patten, who as Tom Bradford played dad to eight kids in "Eight Is Enough".

I know. I am the envy of Gay-Town on this HNT. No, not because of my Atlas-Like shoulders, and my Herculean pecs...

It's because I am covered in Dick!!

Happy Father's Day to all of you studly procreators out there, and...

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday to all.

Cheers!!

62 comments:

Marilyn said...

Very creative.

Schmoop said...

Marilyn: Thanks...Not my best work. Cheers Buddy!!

The Covert Lover said...

You look surprisingly calm for being covered in dick!
My expression under such circumstances would be quite different I think... ;)

HHNT!

Schmoop said...

Covert: Ha...Good one hot stuff. HHNT and Cheers!!

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

*snort and giggle* I love it! What a great inspiration and idea.

Happy HNT!

Vixen said...

Haha...Great idea! HappyHNT

Schmoop said...

Ms I: Why thank you sexy. Happy HNT and Cheers to you!!

Vixen: Ha. Thanks. Have a great day. HHNT and Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

"Covered in Dick"

Nice, Matty, nice. Just swear to me you were not wearing a blue dress ;)

Schmoop said...

Starr: I would never be caught dead in a blue dress...Mauve, maybe...it's the new black. Cheers Starr!!

Unknown said...

[:-)

Ashly Star said...

Lol! How clever you are. Happy HNT!

Odat said...

Wow... A three Dick Day! What, you couldn't find three women named "Kitten"???

Peace

Schmoop said...

Winter: Ha. I try. Cheers Baby!!

Nick: You hate Thursdays here, dontcha? Cheers!!

Amorous: I have my moments. HHNT and Cheers!!

Odat: Hey, missy, don't forget me...It's a four dick day!! Cheers!!

Pure Temptation said...

Three Dicks!!! Really!!! Now that is a very creative pic...HHNT

Lu' said...

Gay-town, I thought it was because you had mens heads so close to your ass. But I'm sure it is the tri-dickta. Have you been sunning or does this post make even Matt-Man blush? Maybe it's the contorting, HA! Do you watch keeping up appearances? Great show. I'm guessing Van Patton gets the vote for best Dick Dad. But then no one could prattfall like Ritchie's Dick. Speaking of gay-town, Sheridan's Dick, Dad has to put up with Hiacynth so he gets points for that. Three cheers to Dicks and Dads. Thumbs up Matt-Man

Schmoop said...

Naughty: It's kinda like the Axis of Evil. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Lu: Thanks and Ha. Tri-Dickta!! DVD was a good pratfaller. Cheers!!

Deb said...

I'm "Lebanese" and you know that being covered in dick scares the hell outa' us peeps! ;)

Anonymous said...

Ha! That's a great one for Father's Day! You're a hoot!

HHNT! And Happy Father's Day. ;)

Schmoop said...

Deb: Ha. I know. And to this day, I still chuckle about that story. Have a lovely day, lovely one. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Fairy: Ha. Thank ya dear. Have a great day. Cheers Fairy!!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Daddy!

Schmoop said...

Metal: Ha. Cheers Metal!!

Jeff: I thought about that, but I figure my body is repulsive enough without adding his funky self to the picture. Cheers!!

Dianne said...

A touching and Dick-tacular homage to Daddy Day!

Anonymous said...

So sexy. You make me hot when there is just the tiniest bit of ass showing.

Schmoop said...

Dianne: "Dick-tacular"? How did I miss that reference? Purrrrr. Cheers Di!!

Schmoop said...

Lady Jaye: Ha. Why thanks, baby. You lie so well. ; ) Cheers LJ!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

What's that blue stuff under all those dicks?

Clever. Very clever! ;)

Schmoop said...

RLL: Damn, from you, I was hoping to hear, "You are so damn HOT." Maybe next Thursday. Cheers Real!!

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't we all like to be covered in dick...

katherine. said...

you've had that operation "add-a-dick-tomy" haven't you?

nice pose mateo...
ah that's right...I almost forgot
you took ballet as a boy

Schmoop said...

Biscuit: Mmmmmmm, Biscuit. I'd rather be covered in pu......well...you know. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Kat: Ha. I luvvvvs you. Cheers Kat!!

Desert Songbird said...

Your imagination knows no limits.

Jay said...

It's raining men! LOL

Dicktastic post Matt-Man

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Dick Van Dyke called and says he wants to be lower down instead of Van Patten

Schmoop said...

Songbird: My inagination is a disturbing thing. Cheers Dear!!

Jay: When I hear that song...I always think of you.. Coinkydinky? Cheers Jay!!

Bond: Well, he should have bought me dinner first. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

The 4 of you could be the next boy band and call yourselves Dicklicious.

Schmoop said...

Starr: Ha. Very Good. How about we get a little edgier and call ourselves, "The Backdoor Boys"? Cheers!!

Deb said...

Wait, am I missing a story???

Hrmmm....*checking memory bank*

:D

Baby said...

That was too funny :) HHNT!!!

Schmoop said...

Deb: You wrote a post long ago about how some chick got the words, Lebanese and Lesbian mixed up. Did I imagine that? Cheers!!

Baby: Why thanks, and thanks for stopping. HHNT and Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

"Everybody Bok Choy tonight!"

Anonymous said...

Actually, Sheridan appears in two episodes out of the whole show's run. He is gay and Hyacinth refuses to believe it- he even comes out to them and she still doesn't believe him.

Just thought you'd want to know ;)

Schmoop said...

Starr: Ha I just laughed out. Cheers!!

Nickie: I knew he was gay , but for the life of me I have never seen his character appear. Cheers!!

Jahooni said...

I am back.
How can I get my face that close to your ______?
;)~

Anonymous said...

It reminds me of a Prius. Everytime one goes by you hear, "Iiiiiiiiiiiiii'mgay!"

Just kidding, very nice... er...Dicks. =]

My HNT involves a pimp and two girls zipping up their pants. xD

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: Just ask....Oh hell, You don't even have to ask dear. Cheers Jahooooooni!!

Motley: Ha. that was pretty good. Cheers!!

Durward Discussion said...

If you need some additional fire power, remember the nickname for the USS Bonhomme Richard is "The Bonny Dick"

Dana said...

Hey! Where's my secret coded message?? Do I need to peek under the Dicks??

Leighann said...

I am covered in Dick!!

Wow.... you too huh?

Ed & Jeanne said...

Personally, I don't like to be around that many dicks naked. Not that there is anything wrong with that! Have a good HNT matt-man!

Schmoop said...

Jamie: Ha. Very Good. I love history when involved with sex. Cheers!!

Dana: The coded message is embedded. You didn't see where I said that I wanted to have sex with you? Did I just say that out loud? Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Leighann: Ha....You cum slut, you. Cheers!!

VE: Well, sorry 'bout your conundrum, be thankful that I didn't use Dick CLARK, you would have stroked out. CHeers!!

The Ethical Slut said...

Hi there - I followed you here from Vixen's site.

You were cracking me up.

HHNT!

boo said...

A veritable Boooouquet of Dicks! Does that make you a nosegay?

*snicker* You're a very funny man, Matty. Very funny, indeed.

Schmoop said...

Tug: And you saying that turns ME on. Cheers Tug!!

Toms: Why thank ya. HHNT and Cheers!!

Boo: I have my moments, Boo. Cheers and Thanks!!

Kimmie said...

Four Dick's...so I gather its "A Dick for a Dick" Wow! Aren't they lucky! ;-)
Hugs,
Kimmie

Phfrankie Bondo said...

I refer to my large Wbsters Dictionary as "The Big Dic"...

Kim Rossi Stagliano said...

You mean the show with my sister violet with room for a pony??? LOVE Keeping Up Appearances!

Kim

Schmoop said...

Kimmie: Ummm, something like that. Cheers!!

Phfrankie: You're a mess. Cheers!!

Kim: Kim!!!! Hope all is well with ya. And yeah, it's classic, isn't it? Cheers Kim!!

Liz Hill said...

I kinda always thought you've love nothing better than to be covered in dicks;-)

Smooch