Friday, July 18, 2008

Happy Birthday Dana!!

It's a special day in the blogsophere today. That long-legged lovely, Dana turns 44 today. I recorded the following song for her this morning at 6:30 A.M.

I recorded it because not only is it her birthday, I had just awaken from a wet dream involving her, me, and Tyra Banks...

Mmmmmmm, is it her birthday or mine?

Happy Birthday, Baby...You are my friend, my pal, and the catalyst for many of my nocturnal emissions.

Please go wish Dana a Happy Birthday by clicking HERE.

Have a good Friday. I'll be spending mine falling further behind again today as we enter Day 3 of the A/C repair...Bastards.

Cheers!!

45 comments:

Odat said...

LOL...You're nuts...oh wait.....your nuts are showing is what i meant to say....

Happy Birthday Dana!!!

Peace

Schmoop said...

Odat: I hate when that happens. Cheers Buddy!!

Dana said...

OMG! I'm watching this at work and laughing so hard (*giggle* I said "HARD") that I'm crying!

I feel all warm and fuzzy now ... or is that wet and sticky??

Thanks Matt-Man! You're the BEST ... at least in my fantasies you are *wink*

Ken said...

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Schmoop said...

Dana: Ha. Well thanks sexy. Happy Birthday pal, and save some of that wet stickiness for me. Cheers Dana!!

Micky: That may be your best comment evah!! Cheers, Mick!!

Lu' said...

Damn you even broke out the greenies for this vid. She is so worth them don't you think. Dana you rock babe!!!!x11

RW said...

Happy Birthday Danna!

Schmoop said...

Lu: She is a good egg with great legs. Have a great weekend, Lu. Cheers!!

Roger: Well put as always Raj. Have a good weekend. Cheers!!

Dianne said...

loved the big finish! in the song that is ...

Happy Birthday Dana!!

Schmoop said...

Dianne: Ha. Thanks. Have a good weekend, Di. Cheers!!

Liz Hill said...

<----extremely happy with her birthday wishes from matty

Laughing my ass off at the morning wood grasp;-p

Schmoop said...

TB: Ha. Or as I call it, "The Early Morning Barooga". Cheers lovely one!!

Knight said...

I love that Midwest accent. Can we start making song requests?

Schmoop said...

Knight: Ha. That's not a bad idea at all. You are a genius. Request away. Have a good weekend Knight. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Ok that was frickin hysterical! Happy Birthday Dana!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Ooh! I taste of Bagwine! I just saw that and cause I have not had coffee my first thought was, "oh my god, someone else sees rocket dildos too!"

Yeah. Time for java. At least I got HALF of my catch up blog post up. Half up..a semi stiffy....


Ok. I am leaving now :P

Schmoop said...

Starr: Ha. Your powers of observation blow me away. It's been up there for a few days. Cheers my friend!!

Cheesy said...

WOW now I feel like it was MY birthday! lol

Happy Burfday Dana!

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Ha. Can we all have a piece of Cheese Cake? Yum. Cheers Bay-bay!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Matt-Man, uhh interesting video. But is that Verne Troyer I see in the corner?

Happy birhtday Dana!

Knight said...

Sweet! I bet you do a great rendition of 'What's New Pussycat?'

Schmoop said...

Mt. Cat: Verne Troyer? Step away from the drugs. Cheers Cat!!

Knight: Ha. I am a big fan of Tom Jones. Cheers!!

desert rat said...

Bwahahahahahaha! Nice shorts, Dude! You absolutely KILL ME!

Happy Birthday to Dana!

Schmoop said...

Desert Rat: Ha. I call that pair, Mr. O'Happy Pants. Cheers Rat!!

Jay said...

I'm .... speechless. LOL ;-)

Schmoop said...

Jay: You? Speechless? I don't believe ya. Cheers Jay!!

boo said...

You never fail to deliver, Matty! I must say I am as green as your shorts with envy. Happy Birthday, Dana! You deserve Matty's morning wood, every centimeter of it!

Jahooni said...

My birthday is tomorrow. Can I have some lovin too?! I am sooooo jealous.

Cinnamon Girl said...

I blame the drugs for my lack of observational powers. I was all jacked up on sudafed, yo!

And seriously Matt, time to get a hooker for the AC repair guy. He is definitely waiting for you to sweeten the proverbial pot ;)

Schmoop said...

Boo: I thank you. At leats you didn't say, "every milimeter of it." Cheers Boo!!

Jahooni: I don't know...After that, I am pretty spent, but I'll see what I can do. ; ) Cheers, Jahoooooni!!

Schmoop said...

Starr: It has been running well for an entire two hours now. Don't jinx me. Cheers!!

Jahooni said...

well at least i saw Dana's hard on, I mean birthday gift! ;)~

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Jeff B said...

I came by to see who was pissed of at who today, but low and behold, everyone seemes to be getting along splendedly. Amazing what a little birthday stickiness and morning wood will do.

Happy Birthday Dana!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I must come back to view the video...and just think...I gave you your big break by hiring you to do my birthday video...I think you should give me credit by adding the word COUCH to every song/video you do

bwahahahaahahahahahahah

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: Wood is Good. Cheers!!

Jeff: Ha. What a difference a day makes. Cheers!!

Bond: Um...yeah...I'll get right on that. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Mmmm Morning Wood....Happy Birthday Dana!

Dana said...

I just wanted to stop by and thank everyone who posted birthday wishes here and even came to my little corner of the blog world to post birthday wishes there!

Jahooni, I'm an only child and not very good at sharing ... especially morning wood ... unless Schmoop is involved *wink*

And Vinny, Matt-Man did film that little doosie on the COUCH - does that count??

Schmoop said...

Lady Jaye: Have a lovely weekend. Cheers!!

Dana: I hope you have a good time tonight. Cheers Bay-bay!!

You can Call me AL said...

O.M.G.!!!

I notice Dana never said a word about "The BACK DOOR",,You kinky turkeys ( * )

Schmoop said...

Al: Ha. Gobble Gobble. Dana knows that, backdoor guests are best!! Cheers Al!!

CreativeMish said...

WOW! I've never had anyone sing a birthday song to me like that!

Our Air was down for 2 days this week! I hate it when its 80 in the house! At least it cooled down to around 58 at night so it called off with the window's open

Travis Cody said...

Alrighty then. Have a great weekend!

Schmoop said...

Michelle: I feel your pain. The air is running well now. Good thing because it's nearly 11:30 at night and still humid and 75. Cheers!!

Travis: You my friend, are a wordsmith. Cheers Trav!!

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omyhell- this is awesome; every girl deserves a bday vid like this. um... and tyra banks, huh? (giggle*) u r soooo funny...