Sunday, July 13, 2008

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Folk Shrinkage

It’s a dreary Sunday morning in Bagwine, Ohio, but the weather should improve soon.

Another 11-7 Sunday peddling beer to the masses. Yippee!! Zzzzzzzzzz.

I woke up late today…a result of too much grog and sex last night.

Okay…too much grog anyway.

I have some advice for all of you. Do not try to get your freak on while listening to a Folk Music Compilation CD.

My mojo was grooving and the Matt-Man unit was good to go last night, when Odetta’s rendition of “He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands” started playing.

Nice song, but an incredibly effective schlong shrinker. Zowie!!

A Sunday shout out to the family of former White House Press Secretary, Tony Snow. Snow passed away at the age of 53 on Saturday morning.

In spite of his conservative viewpoints, his being was comprised of a liberal amount of decency, zest for life, and love for his family. God Speed, Tony Snow!!

Amen, and Amen…

There will be no COW award this week, and here’s why.

There were far too many insightful, thoughtful, and drop dead funny comments this week. There was no way in hell I could single out just one or even two.

The lack of a COW award this week is a tribute to the nimble intellect and wittiness of all of you Bagwine Heads. I thank you for that.

And now, our Sunday Serenade…

As I am an admirer of the varied talents, smarts, and breastesses of Dolly Parton, and a Mindy Smith fan, why not combine the two? Enjoy!!

See ya ‘round tonight perhaps,
Cheers!!




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16 comments:

Cheesy said...

Plus Snow had a wicked sense of humor! I enjoyed listening to him...Peace to his family he is leaving behind a huge hole there...

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: As Tom Brokaw just said on Meet the Press, Snow was elegant and dignified. I couldn't agree more. Cheers Cheesy!!

Jeff B said...

I know you didn't want to piss everybody else off by awarding me the COW for the third time. I'm cool with that.

Liz Hill said...

I am still giggling thinking of you looking down and singing "got the whole world in his hands" LOLOLOL

My show is featured today sugar--thanks ever so much for pimping it--I hope you can make it after work

SMOOCH

Jay said...

I thought maybe you would just award EVERYBODY the COW this week so nobody would feel bad about himself/herself. ;-)

I love Dolly Parton. She's REAL country music. Not this pop wannabe crap of today. And Mindy Smith has a certain sexiness to her that I can't quite explain given my simple Arkansas public school education. But, I'm sure you understand what I'm talking about.

Anonymous said...

Happy Sunday, my friend!

Odat said...

You have the whole world in your hands every morning doncha?????

Peace

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I know you told me that you could not award me the COW because of your constant show of man-love to me...but you could have given it to the second funniest comment this week...

bwahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahaa

Dana said...

Where's the beef?? Sorry, I couldn't resist!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Jolene is my favorite Dolly song. Love Mindy's version of it, but Dolly will forever own.

And I liked Tony Snow. Hated his work but thought he was a decent guy.

As for the Cow award perhaps you should have replaced with the a one off. To paraphrase Siggy sometimes a prick really is just a prick ;)

Dianne said...

My favorite Snow interview was a little bit after he left the White House. He was funny, had a twinkle in his eye and an amazing sense of the joy of life considering what he was dealing with.

53 is beyond too young. Gave me a chill.

Happy Sunday Night matt-man

Lu' said...

Enjoyed the music Matt-man.

Schmoop said...

Jeff: I knew you'd understand Jeffy. Cheers!!

TB: It was disturbing. I'll be there at some point TB. Cheers!!

Jeff: Yeah, I like her and I'm not a big fan of country. And Mindy? Purrrrrrrrrrr. Cheers Jay!!

Schmoop said...

CrAzY: Same to ya. Cheers!!

Bond: Yeah, you've got me pegged. Cheers Vin!!

Dana: My corniness is not rubbing off on you, is it? Cheers Sexy!!

Schmoop said...

Odat: More often then every morning, Odat. Cheers!!

Starr: Dolly is a pretty damn good songwriter. Hope your cold gets better soon. Cheers!!

Dianne: And he leaves three young kids. Pfffft, that sucks. Cheers to ya, Di!!

Schmoop said...

Lu: Yeah me too...She did a good job wit it. Cheers Lu!!