Ahhhhhhhhh I slept...nearly 10 hours. I had Black Bean Burgers...I had, um... Schmoop!! And...
I have proof. Just ignore Schmoop's buzz. Zowie!!
It's funny how much she loves me when she's buzzed.
Cheers!!
I have proof. Just ignore Schmoop's buzz. Zowie!!
It's funny how much she loves me when she's buzzed.
Cheers!!
47 comments:
I can tell from her being the star attraction in this video how much she cares for you. Your wrapped up and cradled by softness. Your Kelly sure is one hot couch!
Micky: Cares? She was blottoed!! Kelly is a sexy little thing isn't she? Cheers Mick!!
I think she's jealous of Kelly.
Just sayin'. :)
Cheers! Happy Friday!
Deb: Ya think? Hmmmmmmm. Come to think of it...She has, on occasion, threatened to put her sexy, cushioned ass into the dumpster. Have a great weekend, lovely one. Cheers!!
Why you wanna lie to the peeps? That is NOT me on this video thingy, I repeat NOT me!! Hell, I don't even drink! LIAR!!!
Schmoop: Nice try. Cheers!!
You are so lucky Schmoop is not like me. I'd have gotten out the sharpie and have drawn on you in unmentionable place :P
And I repeat, Schmoop rocks!!
Phfrankie: Ha. That was a poetic line, wasn't it? She is so subtle. Loved your video. Send me the code dammit!! Cheers, P-Man!!
Starr: Schmoop is like you. Being with the two of you at the same time would be quite the headache. But never dull. ; )~ Cheers!!
I meant "Kelly"
Micky: D'oh...I am such a goob. Cheers Mick!!
Gotta love her, you just gotta. Right on Scmoop. I see why they are feeding you sweetie. Bones get brittle when you age, wrap them in fat. HA!
Headache?!?! That sure as hell better be a double entendre :P
Lu: Don't encourage them. They want me dead. But I tell you what, if they succeed I will leave my vast fortune to you. Cheers Lu!!
Starr: Would you expect any less? You need to get your ass to the Football HOF and then come down and see us. Cheers!!
TB: Ha. Yes, I got a second wind and made them. She actually liked it. So much so, that she got up in the middle of the night and fininshed what she couldn't eat, earlier. Frickin' Pig. ; ) Cheers TB!!
Thank you for bypassing meat for one night.
When Schmoop opened with "THIS IS MY MAN" I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear the rest of the vid. Had to replay it. Schmoop is as wonderful the second time around!!
This is an instant classic. lol. I can totally see myself doing something like this, Schmoop. I would just hope it didn't make its way to the internet.
That's love! "Whatever the fuck THAT is."
Hilarious.
Dianne: And you find that funny, why? Are you saying I am less than a man? What exactly are you saying? ; ) She is funny at times. Have a great weekend, Di. Cheers!!
Karen: Ha. I have already been told not to leave my camera in plain sight when she is drunk and I am asleep. Cheers Karen!!
Knight: Ha. She has way with words, doesn't she. Have a fan-damn-tastic weekend. Cheers!!
Can't see the video...damn
Enjoy the weekend...
Bond: You too. Have fun at the concert. Cheers Vinny!!
That Schmoop - she's a keeper. But, for me, THE BEST part was when she closed with "Cheers!" That's when you KNEW for shure, without a DOUBT, that she was hammered.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Songbird: Ha. You're probably right. She does so that tagline, and yet she uttered it. Cheers Dear!!
Well if you are going to leave it to me, could you put in some more hours at the drive thru and buy a few less cigs and WIR. Wait a minute, that is what's going to help do you in. Uhm have others buy it for you would ya, thanks.
Lu: Ha. See? Just like all of the others, you just want a piece of me. Um, please tell me that you do want a piece of me. Please? Cheers Lu!!
I bet there's nothing better in the world than being the meat in the middle of a Kelly/Schmoop sandwich.
Jay: I don't make alot of money. I don't have alot of "things"...
But what you just mentioned, balances out the scale of the justice of life in a dandy manner. They both rock my world. Cheers Jay!!
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Other than the manly manly goodness (which is STILL making me laugh even now) I gotta say I love her voice and accent. No one talks like that here in these parts.
Katherine is right, Schmoops drawl is indeed hawt.
Kat: Ha. Why are you laughing at my manly goodness? Are you, indeed laughing at me? Why I oughta. She has an accent? Cheers Kat!!
Starr: Accent? DRAWL? I just don't hear it. Cheers Starr!!
I am DYING! You "Manly Man," You! Ha! Schmoop is a laugh-riot! I'm with Katherine - Love her voice and accent: people do NOT sound like that out West. It is charming.
"Cheers!" to Schmoop! Have a fabulous weekend, you two!
Since I can't miss out on a funny video... I'll be back.
Desert Rat: Ha. Seeing that I am from around here as well, I don't hear an accent. Have a great weekend as well. Cheers Rat!!
Anndi: Evidently, it's amusing to some. Me? I was shocked!! ; ) Cheers!!
Came back...watched the video...What I noticed is that your hand was never more than 2" from the beer can the entire time...
I was also shocked - SHOCKED I TELL YOU! - to hear the word "cheers" come from her lips...
Bond: Beer and my hand are like magnets. I know, I was shocked about the "Cheers" myself. Have fun this weekend. Cheers!!
I think it's freakin' hilarious that people think we Midwesterners have an "accent" and a "drawl." Too damn funny.
She's the best! next to me, of course....
Compared to west coaster, we do. Heck even my ex the southern boy gave me shit for having a low level drawl :P
He had zilch. Unless pissed or drunk.
I had a spasm in my back just from the visual of you on the sofa. The crippling of my back would be complete if I spent 5 minutes there.
Songbird: Hell, people from Cleveland think those of us around here have an accent. Of course, most Clevelanders are stupid. Cheers!!
Vodka: But, of course. Have a great weekend VM. Cheers!!
Starr: And how I would love to hear your drawl. Cheers Starr!!
Travis: Ha. That's what Schmoop says as well. She doesn't understand how the hell I can sleep on Kelly. Cheers!!
A big piece babe, cha cha cheers!
Lu: Rowwwrrrrrrr. Cheers Lu!!
Hey, now, you be dissin' the whole family when you diss Clevelanders. Watch it, BOY.
I cannot get this damn video to play in anything but choppy bits :( I think I was not meant to share in the joys of Matt-Man! Sure, the dark, cherry flinging vlog comes through without issue, but the Schmoop directed one? Not a chance!
Manly goodness.. classic!
I totally get her though. I think the same thing when I look at my man... I even think he's sexy mowing the lawn.
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