Friday, November 28, 2008

Don't Give Baby Jeebus a Black Friday Eye

Wow…

What a wonderful Thanksgiving we had here at the Bagwine digs.

The food, prepared lovingly by Chef Me, was fantastic. We drank mucho grog, and I phoned a few friends and family members.

I hope all of you had an equally good time…Not a better time, just…equally good.

But all good things come to an end, I guess.

I have to work tonight and ALL frickin’ weekend. ALL day Saturday, and ALL day Sunday. Such is life; I shall muddle through.

At least it’s sunny. A sunny day in Ohio in late November is a rare as a one sentence answer from Joe Biden.

I guess that a couple of short posts this weekend, and a quasi-respite away from the computer is actually a welcome thing.

I don’t want to just jump into the Christmas season frivolity here at Bagwine Ruminations, right after Thanksgiving.

I refuse to be like the department stores who mock Thanksgiving and use today and this weekend to usher in the crass commercialization of the birth of the Holy Baby Jeebus.

(Mad Low Prices at My Café Press Shop…Click on the Bagwine Tank Top on the Left!!)

I’m above the fray as far as bastardizing such a (Want Matt-Man on Your Hoo-Ha? Buy a Bagwine Thong!!) season of solemnity, with greed and avarice.

This next month will be the most offensive holy tribute to the Christians, Jews, and Kwanzaa celebratin’ mo-foes ever witnessed here at Bagwine Ruminations(Which Offers Quality Products via Café Press…just click HERE)

So folks, enjoy your Friday and your weekend (Enjoy it Even More in Your Bagwine T-Shirt!! Your Friends Will Be Green With Envy!!)

I’ll be around here and there with a couple of brief posts, but I am going to idle things down here over the weekend.

Until the Kick-Off of the Holy Baby Jeebus Season on Monday…

Cheers!!

18 comments:

Cheesy said...

I feel the working weekend pain sweets.... Wannna take coffee breaks together??
How did the turkey turn out? I posted mine lol....

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...I thought it was called a va-jay-jay.....

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: I couldn't use the crock...The Turkey Boob was too big. I used the oven and it may have been the best bird we have ever had. I'll be by to check your fowl out. I'm just movin' slow today. Cheers Sexy!!

Phfrankie: Well, that too. But to me, that phrase stinks. Bada Bing. Cheers!!

Anndi said...

For a second I thought you said you were hanging around in your briefs...

Ken said...

I always liked the word muddle, as a self descriptive part of me as I bumble through life.

Did I muddle that?

Schmoop said...

Anndi: I am always hanging out in my briefs...And to get the thong effect, I wear them backwards. Cheers!!

Micky: I like the word bumble too. And bumblin' through life such as you say you do, is a rockin' thing. Cheers Mick!!

Dana said...

Now I know what to get my son for Christmas. Do you think the thong might be too much??

Schmoop said...

Dana: Not at all, it's reasonably priced ; )~ Maybe you two could get a matching set and take pictures. But please, crop Cam out of the picture. Cheers Dana!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Hey I am at work right now! And I will be here tomorrow from about noon to 8pm. And Sunday from about 9-330. And I didn't do my laundry!

Went for a ride and saw Bond with the Parentals. Today, after working, I shall get my turkey and pie.

Mmmmm Pie!

Schmoop said...

Starr: Mmmmmmmmm, Pie. Didn't do your laundry? You need spanked!! By the way, Trent Dilfer called, and he wants to talk to you. Cheers, Starr!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Oh *sure* he did :P

Yeah I was just not feeling it yesterday. What with the rock bottom (in comparison to previous) gas prices I saddled up the Toyota and went for a drive. So the laundry is still there. Got home from the movie and decided my mental state called for vodka not Downy :P

Schmoop said...

Starr: Well that's cool. However, you could have partaken of Vodka AND Downy, and not only gotten a buzz, but a fresh, clean feeling as well. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

I was cranky last night. Only Downy that would have made me smile was Robert Downey ;0

Lu' said...

Wait, you have stuff for sale? Where have I been HA! I have wanted to purchase for some time now but wonder what shit my Hubby could come up with there, argh.

Vodka Mom said...

Wait, can you model those panties for me? I just want a visual before I order them for Big Bob.

Schmoop said...

Starr: Ha. Downey Rocks. Cheers!!

Lu: Tell him to suck it up, and the thanks for post imspiration. Cheers Lu!!

Vodka: Sure...Anytime...I can sit in my thong while we eat Loosemeat Sandwiches. Cheers VM!!

Cheesy said...

Are you hanging around the house in...MY.... boxers?? Hummm???

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Some things never get swept under the rug do they? Why I oughta!! And the answer is maybe. Cheers Cheese!!