Yesterday, I got my first card of the season...
It came from a person, who has over the last couple of months, become one of my best buds evah!!
Lu!!
Lu, you knucklehead, I appreciate it more than you can imagine, especially considering the trouble you have gone through to make this happen for me and others...
You're simply the best...
And now, one more Bagwine Christmas Classic before I get off of my ass and make some new ones. Ladies and Gentlemen, Strokin' in a Winter Wonderland...
Cheers!!
38 comments:
Damnit! I wanted to be first.
I HATE sloppy seconds.
*sulking, stomping off*
I'm seriously considering going to the mailbox right now since I didn't get the mail today to see if MY card is here too!
Did you really say your tallywhacker is glistening? LOL ;-)
Songbird: The early girl gets the worm. Cheers!!
Jay: Ha. Yes I did say that. My lyrics run much deeper than most. Cheers Jay!!
Lu took your card-virginity this year? Damn her!!
Dana: Yep. She popped my sugar plum. Cheers Dana!!
Lu's a cool chick indeed.
It's SCHMOOP'S ROBE!!!
And I LOVE that little pop sound at the end, is that what happens when you're done strokin'?
Got my card from Lu too, first one this year. I better go cut down a tree so I can start making my blogger cards to send out.
Anndi: She rocks...BUt I have to correct you...It WAS Schmoop's robe. And yes, I am the time "poppin' off". Cheers Anndi!!
Micky: Well get busy choopin'. Just mind your shoulder, Mick Bunyan. Cheers!!
Just like on TV at this time of year this place is full of repeats....
It truely was my pleasure to send you some Christmas sugar:)
I do believe I have never seen a glistening tallywacker...
Bond: Go soak your head. Cheers Vin!!
Lu: I loved it Lu, and it's no coincidence that I posted this song after getting your card. ; )~ Cheers Lu!!
I would say "Gawd Save the Country" after watching that video...but I fear it's too damn late. Or he's too busy getting ready to send Armageddon to Cherry Lane in Bagwine.
Hoot: It is too late...for there is no Cherry Lane in Bagwine. There is however, a Busted Cherry Lane in Bagwine. Cheers!!
maybe you should have sung that song with your head soaking in a bucket...
=]
Bond: According to the lovely Mizz Knight, I already have a sexy warble so why alter my sexiness? Cheers!!
...what's Mic Bunyan gonna do?...chop down a tree and whittle it down to a Christmas card?...perhaps he'll sculpt a glistening tallywhacker out of some "hardwood"...
the ONLY thing that could have made the video even more wonderful is if you did JAZZ HANDS
but I understand
your hands were busy elsewhere
it's not easy keeping a tallywhacker happy
Phfrankie: That would be the perfect gift for him to construct for Bic. Cheers P-Man!!
Dianne: Ha. Jazz Hands. Reminds me of a Geico commercial. My tallywhacker is very demanding. Cheers Di!!
I love your Christmas Carols so much more than traditional ones. You need to do a CD. I swear I will play it at office parties and the parentals!
Oh and don't hate me if you get no card. No one gets a card. Kid's birthday and Christmas plus School Fundraiser, plus School Dance, plus Charity Auction Bake Sale = I hate this month.
Starr: If I had a band to put together I'd produce a CD in a minute.
As for the card...I didn't want a card from you, I was more hoping for an email from you containing a picture of you wearing nothing but Christmas stockings. Ho, Baby, Ho. Cheers Starr!!
Hah! I'd charge money for those :P
I'm a working mom remember? Oh and the ex has decided if Intel lays him off he is going to invest his 401k into his girlfriend's sister's hair salon. He will "manage it." He can't remember his kid's birthday for fuck's sake!
So mama is gonna be paying for college. I can just feel it.
I got your Christmas card right here pal!! Cheers!
Starr: Charge me? Hell, I'd reciprocate...Okay, maybe you are getting the short end of the "stick" on that deal, but still. Cheers!!
Schmoop: Jay's a lucky man. He's gettin' more in his card from you than I get here. ; )~ Loves!!
I'm with Starr. I would like a Carols of Bagwine sexy warble cd.
The only lyric I retained was "and my tallywhackers glistening"
Nice.
Yah the use of tallywhacker was awesome.
Now I want christmas themed toe socks. They freak me out but are oddly compelling. Like bellybutton lint.
Knight: I would work my butt off to make that happen if you promise to do a duet or two with me on the CD. My tallywhacker thanks you. Cheers!!
Starr: Ha. Funny you say that. I am a bellybutton harvester. May I harvest yours? Cheers!!
Of course I would! Nobody would pass up that offer.
Knight: You are Christmas personified. Cheers Knight!!
WAS? You stretched it and now she can't wear it?
I wonder if there'll be a sing-off between you and Vince.... hmmmm, nah, he wouldn't do it.
*snort*
I can make a CD of your songs...yes I can
A CD of your carols would totally rock my Christmas!!
And I also have to apologize for not sending you a card. IF I still bought and wrote and mailed out cards, yours would have been first on my list, 'cause you know I pink puffy heart you!! But alas, I'm forced to spend money on doctors and medicines and food and rent - greedy unimportant bastards grab every dime I have! :-)
Anndi: I didn't stretch it out. I merely commandeered it. Cheers!!
Bond: I am sure you could but I need some music behind me dammit. Cheers!!
Giggle: Yeah that would be so Bagwine cool. As for the card? You need not explain anything to me. You rock no matter what you do. Cheers GP!!
I wonder if I tell the guy at the store that I'm commandeering the Wii...
Probably for the best that Vince won't do a sing off with you. His carol would last 23 minutes.
Anndi: Ha. That's funny....and so true. Ha. Cheers Anndi!!
Nothing says Christmas more than a matt-man parody in a red robe...
Email me your addy sugar--We want to send some yuletide cheer to you and Schmoop
LOL! I'm sure you'll be stroking no matter the season!
VE: Just call me Matt-a-Claus. Ho Frickin' Ho. Cheers!!
TB: Will do, bay-bay. Cheers!!
Michelle: Oh c'mon...I wi--..um...yeah, you're right, Michelle. Cheers!!
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