Friday, December 19, 2008

The Twelve Days of Christmas

I talked to a couple of you fine folks on the phone yesterday and the day before, and it was nice. I like that.

So, to give back, I offer you this. My rendition of the Twelve Days of Christmas recorded in December of 2007...

But, you do have an option.


I have a second version that I unsuccessfully tried to update last night. Schmoop tags along on the unsuccessful version (the second one).

Thanks for your advice yesterday. I appreciate it.

I also want to thank…I know…this isn’t what it’s about, but I think she’s the Queen Shit, and she is a Scientist, after all.

I want to thank Another Desert Rat for sending me the pillow that is pictured.

Kelly never looked so fine. Thanks Rat, you’re aces!! Now go ye all, and peruse a video.



The second one with Schmoop, is better.







Cheers!!

28 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

Schmoop DEFINITELY adds to that, visuals and all.

"Seven rubber dickies..*

"La, la, la, la....."

*wicked grins and giggles*

Dana said...

Didn't I warn you about drunken vlogging?

Schmoop said...

Songbird: She adds something alright. Just what that something is I am unsure. Cheers!!

Dana: Yes, but I was obviously too drunk to heed your warning. Cheers Dana!!

Lu' said...

Not to take anything away from you dude but Schmoop is adorable :)

Cheesy said...

She goosed you and made you lose your place huh?? LALALA

Anonymous said...

my machine at work is too slow to run vid here but just the look on your honey's face makes it sure I am going to be running it later on when I get home.

Love the tinsel boa...wonder what you do with that...xo~ hope

Beth said...

I am NOT drunk!!! This is my everyday face!! Um....yeah that's it....everyday..face.

Cinnamon Girl said...

I am positive, POSITIVE, that you are going to use those two rubber gloves to get a NEW social disease!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...the new Stiller and Meara!!!...but will it play in Poughkeepsie?...

Schmoop said...

Lu: She is pretty cute...Until she speaks. ; )~ Cheers Buddy!!

Cheesy: More than that, we're both naked from the waist down. Cheers!!

Hope: I'd love to show you what I do with my most constricting boa. Mmmmm. Cheers Hope!!

Schmoop said...

Schmoop: Uh-huh. Cheers!!

Starr: I did ask Schmoop to get me a new sewt of petry dishes for X-Mas. Cheers!!

Phfrankie: Does anything play well in Poughkeepsie?

Knight said...

I love seeing Schmoop mugging for the camera Carol Burnett style while you sing. Oh, and you look mighty sexy in that there robe Matt-Man.

Liz Hill said...

OMG too cute!!!

Schmoop steals the show;-)

Schmoop said...

Knight: At least you didn't compare her to Vicki Lawrence. Cheers Hot Stuff!!

TB: I only wish I could get her to do more. She's really very funny. Cheers Sexy!!

desert rat said...

Oh, yay! It arrived! (It really was for Kelly! ha!)

The videos are GREAT! Schmoop is a laugh riot - you guys are perfect together!

"Cheers!"

Kanani said...

You can carry a tune!
Am waiting for your remake of "Thriller."

Ken said...

You could of let Schmoop....finish it.

Lu' said...

Mic from what I understand Schmoop does finish him, er uhm I mean it :)

Jeff B said...

I think you need some props in the remake.

Dianne said...

the last few seconds are priceless!! like every other masterpiece of film making it took my breath away

you guys are adorable

Anndi said...

I love Schmoop. :)

Anonymous said...

OMG, you two should do vids together more often. I think I FINALLY found my Christmas spirit!!
Woot!

Anndi said...

Oh... I love you too buddy...

And, Schmoop's robe.

Anonymous said...

Mattman, my dear...
you
are
adorable.
heehee
you crack me up!

Michele said...

You two are a riot.

Jay said...

Hahaha! When you bailed on the second one you should have yelled "Take it Schmoop!" ;-)

snugs said...

I feel ROBBED of the last few days of Christmas. Put those dang blue blocker sunglasses & robe back on and give the rest to me right now!

Really very cute and I do believe that your dear Schmoop has hidden theatrical talents...

katherine. said...

absolute proof there is someone out there for every one!!

still laughing...