It’s a busy day here in Bagwine, Ohio.Things to do this morning and then have to work 1p-9p. But…
The temperature is going to top out at 35 F today. I may wear shorts to the beer mines today.
A pair of skinny, pasty white legs is just what our potable patrons need in the dead ass, butt crack of January.
Boo Yah…
Schmoop is only working three days a week now, so she is home.
I thank all of you who have been inquiring through phone calls and emails as to her employment status.
You guys are a lovely lot.
Schmoop is thinking about supplementing her income by going into acting.
You guys are a lovely lot.
Schmoop is thinking about supplementing her income by going into acting.
We may send this brief clip that she made last night to every major movie producer…
She is riveting, no?
Oh and that long silky nightgown she is wearing? I tried to slide up her gown and say hi to her hoo-ha but I got stuck.
I may send that picture to every porn producer because it looks like a still photo from the snuff scene in a BDSM flick.
So, there you have it. Short, sweet and to the point.
I hope you all have a lovely Thursday, and to those of you in the Midwest, enjoy being above freezing for the next couple of days.
Cheers!!
33 comments:
Schmoop RAWKS!
And dude! What up with the volcanic eruption o chest hair??
TB: Ha. Schmoop had messed it up prior to the picture being taken. She go tmy chest hair excited. Cheers Sexy!!
It took me a second (and third) look before I figured out what the hell I was looking at in that pick ... or maybe I was just focused on Schmoops nightgown!
Dana: Trust me, her nioghtgown looks better from the inside. But I was having trouble breathing. Cheers Dana!!
I need me one of those. A guy to slide up my nightgown, that is.
Fantasy: I'd be more than happy to fulfill that particular need of yours. Love the "inaugural" picture that you are now using. Purrrrr. Cheers Meg!!
I've finally figured out who Schmoop reminds me of..she could be Carol Burnett's sista ya know?
Snugs: Ha. She would make a good Mrs. huh-Wiggins. You should do your ownn blog Snugs. The blogosphere is calling you. Cheers Snugs!!
I'm a heel; I just assumed that Schmoop was totally out of work. Glad to hear she's working at least part time. Maybe the demo clip with help - she's got talent, you know? She has to have a gift to live with you for nine years!
Dear Lord! for a moment I thought that was your back hair
Schmoop is a star!!
Songbird: Oh she has plenty og gifts. Many of which none of you will ever see. Oh Yeah. Cheers!!
Dianne: Ha. I knew someone would think that. Now THAT would be creepy. Do you still find me to be a fuckin' fox? Please say you do. Cheers Hot Stuff!!
LMAO! I think I have a girl crush on Schmoop!!
...she's really got that Barbara Stanwyck/Joan Collins thing goin' on!...
Cheesy: Ha. She is soooo funnier than she thinks. And if you ever want to put that crush to use...Can I watch? Cheers Cheesy!!
Phfrankie: Ha. Good Call. But now, I have a yen to watch re-runs of, The Big Valley. Cheers P-Man!!
Dude you look like the Gimp in Pulp Fiction!
...and if I see that other pic in my brain when I close my eyes to sleep tonight...well...
The two of you could become the next big comedy team.
what is she doing?
Yikes! Your head all up in that nighty looks a bit...FRIGHTENING!!! Maybe you should make it a horror movie!! hahaha!
who took the picture?
(I thought for a moment it was back hair too....ewwwwwwwwwww)
Schmoop is awesome. You should totally be her agent.
And that picture does look like something straight of a BDSM flick...not that I'd know anything about that....
Starr: Ha. You are a mess. I love it. Cheers!!
Phfrankie: I hope it follows you throughout your life, Phfrankie. Cheers!!
Marilyn: I have told her that. She's just not into that...yet. Cheers Buddy!!
Santosh: Yes!! Cheers!!
Giggle: Ha. I almost didn't put it on there because it looks kinda creepy. Cheers GP!!
Kat: Ha. No back hair. I set the timer and put the camera on the coffee table. Cheers Kat!!
Lu: Ha. I know. Not a hairy bastard. Just some on my chest. And definitely not any on my head. Cheers Pal!!
Lady: She is cool. And if you'd like to know more about BDSM films, I could teach you. Mmmmmmm. Cheers Sexy!!
Ok that responce made me laugh out loud!
Truly the most bizzare photo I've seen on this blog!
Starr: Ha. Well, then my work for today is done. Cheers Starr!!
Micky: It is a bit odd, no? I hope it sticks in your mind. Cheers Mick!!
1) I thought it was back hair
2) I totally thought of the Gimp in Pulp Fiction too Starr
3) When you are putting video up in the future, please send me an email so I come here before work...since once i am at work, videos are non-viewable
4) "Short and Sweet" well at least you are honest about your manhood.
Oh, that's a picture of your head in there. I thought the shot was taken by you looking down from the top of schmoop. Damn...that would have been scary to figure out...
That black bag reminds me of the black baggers in V for Vendetta. Don't let them take ya...
I'm ready for Schmoop's close up too! ;-)
Bond: Oh I'll be sure to notify you ahead of time...Uh-huh, I siure will. Cheers Vin!!
VE: Ha. That would put the picture into a most creepy perspective. Cheers VE!!
Jay: I am very hurt to know that you love Schmoop more than you love me. Cheers Jay!!
"Do you still find me to be a fuckin' fox?"
As if you even need to ask!! If that had been back hair I would have braided it for you ;)
Dianne: Y'know? Why aren't other people as considerate, open, and as hot as you? You have a gift. And, by God, I wanna open it. Cheers Di!!
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