“Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours.”
It’s been going on for a couple of months now. We’ve been trying to hold things together by a thread.
You have been as close to me as anyone ever has or ever will be.
For years I stuck up for you, and you? You always covered my back. We were inseparable. We were one.
But, even the closest of friends sometime discover that things just aren’t as they once were.
The warmth with which you had always provided me, has grown cold.
When we come together now, it’s as though I am wandering through a cold, drafty house that was once full of joy and comfort.
Our relationship which was once clean, soft, and woven in strength, has become threadbare and soiled by the stains of time.
We made it through the holidays for which I am happy, but even then, we knew there was a gaping hole between us that could not be fixed.
I will be sad briefly but I will press on, and remember the good times that we had together.
And, as you have indicated already, I guess it is time to split.
I will miss you…
Oh the hell with it. You my good friend, are still fairly well put together. I’ll have Schmoop wash you up and I’ll use ya as a dust rag.
I love you, my baby blue boy warmers.
Happy Friday, all.
Cheers!!
31 comments:
OHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ Say it isn't so!!!
Damn what laundry detergent y'all using? Those colors are still so bright!
Two words: Handy Stitch
http://tinyurl.com/dhq89f
I think they can be saved!
My favorite robe (I'm wearing it now) is reaching that point.
[:-(
Cheesy: I feel badly imparting such a sad story to kick off the weekend. Cheers!!
Starr: I'm nearing tears here and you're asking about our detergent? You are so callous. Cheers!!
Jay: Ha. Should I wear them while Schmoop uses that medieval stitcher on my ass? Cheers Jay!!
Nick: It is so hard to part with a trusted friend and confidante isn't it. Good Luck. Cheers Nick!!
Vodka: Ha. Oh how I would love to hear you say that to me in a completely different context. Cheers VM!!
How sad!
Looks like they could still make a good head band.
I feel your pain. I am a little choked up to be honest.
Do tell the story of how they got that way.
Did they just give up the ghost or did Schmoop rip them off ya?
Come on over, I'll hold them together, uhm stitch them together.
Well written farewell note.
Hell, that would make the perfect Turban for...
Micky: Do you think I or anyone else would want want to put those on their head after where they've been? Seriously. Cheers Mick!!
Karen: At my fond farewell, or the fact that you saw my underwear? Cheers Karen!!
Fantasy: Well part of the damage occurred during a steamy three way inside of an igloo with two Inuit hookers. Cheers Meg!!
..."I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' it!"....
TB: It was like after a couple of years of service they just began to disentegrate. It gets steamy where they dwell. Cheers TB!!
Lu: That is and probable will be the best offer I get all day. Mmmmmm. Cheers Lu!!
Bond: Maybe if the person wearing them as turban is a dick head. Bada Bing. Cheers Vinny!!
Phfrankie: Ha. Oh there's day I go totally Kramer, trust me. Although I'm sure you could have done without that knowledge. Cheers P-Man!!
Yes, do tell how those came to be that way, dear Matt. Inquiring minds demand to KNOW!
Songbird: Maybe at some point (after the pain has passed) I'll do a video reenactment of the events that have led up to their demise. Cheers!!
fix them with snaps...that way you can use them as "peel-offs"
and why is your beer in an insulated cup? you need to drink faster before it gets warm.
Teamster: It's just not the same. As for the beer...It needs to breath; I don't want to just slosh it back. Cheers!!
I think you should fly them on your truck antennea - imagine the crowds you'll draw :)
Dianne: Ha. Thee are so many people who already do that in Bagwine, that it would go unnoticed. Cheers!!
And there you go my friend, which is why I suggested you wear it as a turban
badda BING back at cha
Bond: I have converted to being a Parsee, so maybe it would look good when I do my Whirling Dervish thingy. Cheers!!
Oh suck it up man...a little duct tape and you've got years more life out of them...maybe even decades.
soiled by the stains of time
ewwwwwwww
like jay...two words"
needle
thread
in that pic you are lookin' kinda buff....sad...but buff...
May they rest in peace. lol
Hubs just finally gave up the ghost on a pair of flannel ND lounge pants that have a huge gaping hole in the ass. It was a bittersweet departure.
Thank goodness YOU will use them for dusting. Somehow I cannot imagine Schmoop wanting to stick her hand in your boxers!
VE: And, if the duct tape attaches itself to my ass I can get a Brazilian wax job at the same time. Brilliant!! Cheers!!
Kat: Ha. I like that line. And buff? Wait until Easter. In addition to going meatless, I am going to start working out. Look out, bitches. Cheers!!
Giggle: Ouch!! A faithful pair of flannels AND ND relevant. That is painful. Cheers GP!!
Dana: Ha. And yet she does just that wirh regularity. Cheers!!
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