Matt Man did have a post….but…Someone, not me of course, fucked it all up. I know! How could someone so sweet, smart , cute, adorable, do something so vile? I was supposed to video tape him making lasagna.
Well…I was going to video tape this, but I couldn’t figure out how to use the camera. Matt tried to tell me….three fucking times. So….no video.
Well…I was going to video tape this, but I couldn’t figure out how to use the camera. Matt tried to tell me….three fucking times. So….no video.
Also, I got really, really mad at the camera, yes the camera, and at Matt for trying to tell me how to use the fucking camera!
I’m a prize, aren’t I?? Good thing I’m cute. I am cute…..right???
I’m a prize, aren’t I?? Good thing I’m cute. I am cute…..right???
A note from me, Matt-Man: It's currently -13 below zero...but the make-up sex was fantastic, cold, but fantastic!!
Cheers!!
16 comments:
You know, personally I wouldn't let Schmoop get away with shit like that.
Okay, yes I would. ;-)
So the sex was responsible for the 'blackened' lasagna? AWESOME!
I was wondering about the "blackened" lasagna too...canjun perhaps?
Can you even breathe air that is 13 below? Stay inside...close together...
You had make-up sex with your lasagna? Just because you burned it a little?
Way...Cute! Schmoop!
Yum, yum, can I have your crusty top part? I love it when there's crunchy bits!
Jay: You kill me. Cheers Jay!!
TB: It's best when a little burnt on top. I dig it like that. Cheers!!
Kat: It can take your breath away, especially when the wind chill is -35. Cheers Kat!!
PITS: Is it wrong to have sex with pasta? If it is, I apologize. Cheers!!
Micky: Damn Staright, Mick. The crusty parts are indeed the best. Yum-Oh. Cheers Mick!!
I just know your going to hate me when I say that your Arctic blast has pushed all the warmth down here.
Schmoop: I hope you made Matt warm his hands up before the sex.
Michele: Ha. You're funny. Trust me, if I touched her with cold hands, I wouldn't be typing this. Cheers Michele!!
Isn't it a crime to do that to cheese? It should be.
...sex with pasta?...sounds good to me!... I'm envisioning a cute little manicotti tube...
Crusty top - yum! Oh wait..I meant on the pasta...
ok Matt Man, you really need to invest in a proper casserole dish, don't cha know that aluminum is not good for you!
I like my cheese a little blackened too. Yummy!
And don't worry Schmoop, I can't figure out my video camera either. I also can't hold it still to take videos, so they come out looking like an earthquake in progress.
Oh, and you're way cute! :-)
Lu: Are you kidding me? Burnt cheese is wunnerful. Cheers!!
Phfrankie: So you want to have sex with "man"icotti? I knew it. Cheers!!
Songbird: Darn tootin. Love da crust. Cheers!!
Snugs: I was going to have her video me showing you all the easy way to make lasagna. That was a frozen 6 pound Stouffer's lasagna. It came in the aluminium tray you silly girl, you. Cheers!!
Giggle: Yeah, I know it's hard to get a big button and a smaller one confused. That press and shoot method of videotaping is hard. Cheers Sexy!!
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