Ahhhh…Saturday.I haven’t had an entire Saturday off in three months. It’s kinda nice.
I mean, don’t get me wrong. My last schedule was choice, but there’s something about being off on a Saturday.
Why? Well, it’s a day when most everyone else I know is off. Being the social animal that I am, I like that.
I’m going to run a few errands, and then meet up with Schmoop at her mom’s house later and hang out with her and her brother, David.
We’ll imbibe a few beers throughout the day. Make fun of people we know, and then after a meatless dinner, perhaps Schmoop and I will watch a couple of episodes of “Keeping Up Appearances”.
Ahhhh…Saturday.
I heard a funny story from Ryno’s mom the other day. Ryno’s aunt and uncle on his mom’s side, have a parrot or parakeet or some type of bird that speaks. They bought it for one of their daughters.
Now the aunt and uncle are what can easily be considered right wing conservative Christians. They loathe Barack Obama.
Well, it seems that whenever they weren’t around…or the daughters weren’t around, someone had evidently been teaching the bird to say, “Barack Obama”.
Much to their chagrin (especially his aunt), the bird says it with regularity.
Who, you may ask, was the purveyor of the avian linguistic lesson? That’s right…
Ahhhh…my son. You make me more proud of you with each passing day. Good job my boy.
Back to Saturday, now. This Saturday will be even more special because Drive-By Mikey has added a new product to the Drive-Thru.
It’s a beer that I have long loved. A fine Malt Liquor that when ice cold, is simply the bomb. The drink I speak of…
Mmmmmmmmm, Mickey’s. Looks like Jeebus beat me to the first one.And now to finish things up on this Saturday. I give you this week‘s entry of…
Worst Frickin’ Songs Ever Recorded…
A special treat today…I, Matt-Man, sing a snippet of Minnie Ripperton’s, Lovin’ You. Enjoy…
Have a lovely Saturday y’all. I’m going to spend mine going, “Ahhhh”.
Cheers!!
32 comments:
OMG - your kid is PRICELESS! Way to go, Ryno!
I couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it. I could NOT hit "play."
Songbird: Ha. He is. And you need to hit play. It's so bad, it's good. I almost couldn't make it through, but I only laughed a little bit. Cheers!!
Maybe next he can teach the bird to say "Yes We Can!"
And then "Obama rules, McCain drools!"
I know he already beat McCain and it should probably be Palin or Jindal that drools, but given McCain's age, it's just that much funnier if you use him. ;-)
no need for a dna test...
that one is yours.
Jesus' Big Mouth...my fave
Jay: Ha. I still laugh at all things McCain, but Palin is a gold mine of humor. Cheers Jay!!
Kat: Indeed he is. And I too, loooooove the beauty of the Big Mouth. Cheers Kat!!
Hold on I better puts the dogs out before listening....
LMAO!
Ya know what? I think I like it when you tickle yourself! The grin is priceless! And you look JUST like Ryno when you grin. Speaking of Ryno~
I think I want to have his children... best prank EVER!
BTW~ You kept looking over your shoulder... afraid schmoop would hear and have you committed?
Cheesy: Ha. Schmoop was sitting six feet away. You should have heard me the other night at work singing it. The place was dead and I was singing it at the top of my lungs. I was really cracking myself up then.
And keep your your womanly wiles away from my chaste, little, Sweetman. Cheers Cheesy!!
Big "Atta boy" for Ryno.
I bet the bird just loves saying...barackobamma.
Throw Ryno a hint for me...
peeonpalin, peeonpalin.
Micky: Ha. He'd probably like that...and if I suggest it, he'll do it. Cheers Mick!!
Now I know it wasn't socks and it wasn't "wood". It was balls 'cause you've sure got a big pair to sing that song and document it. I love ya buddy but don't quit your day job :)
Lu: Haha. I do have big ones. But seriously, I don't think anyone other than Minnie can sing that. Wow. I just love once in awhile doing things that fall in the, "It's so bad it's good genre." Cheers Pal!!
Have fun. Dance naked. Heckle passersby and proposition Schmoop. In no particular order of course.xo
Hope: I'll be naked but I won't dance. Seeing me dance is probably the only thing worse than seeing me naked. Cheers Hot Stuff!!
The thought of you, naked white man dancing, just made me want to vomit. Or snort tea out my nose. Maybe both...
Okay, I just hit "play," and I DID want to snort something out my nose. That was RICH.
LMAO--you looked sheepish even though you were alone!!!
Your kid RAWKS!!!!
Songbird: I told ya!! And by the way, while your comment may be true, I have skillz. I put Gene Simmons to shame...And I have multiple verification on that. ; )~ Cheers!!
TB: Ha. Well, it was late and I didn't want to annoy the neighbors. I should have recorded it at work. There, it was much worse and much funnier. Cheers Sexy!!
ew...the thought of songbird vomiting thru her nose....
WTG Ryno!
That song of yours was a little brutal to wake up to this morning, be sure to keep that day job of yours :)
Sounds like a great plan for a Saturday off. Enjoy.
Maybe you and Ryno could combine your efforts and get the bird to sing that dreadful song with Obama's name right after lovin' you.
I wanna be a gynecologist. Hmmmmmmmmm.
--Pistol
Kat: Well vomitting is never good but I know what you're sayin'. Cheers Kat!!
Snugs: Ha. He is a keeper. And sorry, but I couldn't resist. Cheers Snugs!!
Southern: I am drinking and responding from a remote location as we speak. Havin' fun with Dave. Cheers!!
Jeff: There are some things even I won't do. Plus, I'd laugh to much. Cheers Jeff!!
Dave: There are no atheists in foxholes. Cheers!!
Ryno is da bomb, not the beer and Kidlet called it "Awesome!"
The reviews are in for Bagwine Idol. From Starr"claps like a seal"Light you got a "That was choice!" From Kidlet "let them riot" Deathmonkey you got "that was disturbing!"
Starr: Ha. Ryno does have his moments. As for the singing...
You and Kidlet have exquisite taste, as for Deathmonkey?
Some of God's creatures simply cannot appreciate Nouveaux Cool. Hope the migraines have subsided, Chid of Hotness. Cheers!!
Well that particular song is one tht for some sick ass reason gets stuck in our brains. She sometimes calls me up and just sings the "la la la lala" part on my message machine.
Now it is stuck in HER brain =)
Starr: Ha. I'm glad I could turn the tables. If things are slow tomorrow, I'll record it at work. I do a VERY obnoxious version of it from there. The acoustics there are fantastic. Cheers!!
Nice work Ryno! Matt, you should be so proud.
Michele: Good grades and news of a good joke from him in the same week...Proud indeed. Cheers Michele!!
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