The culmination of Mardi Gras activities through out the world.
It’s time to party up prior to the solemnity of the Lenten season setting in tomorrow.
Pass me a beer, cook me some meat, and show me your tits. This is my last chance to live it up until Easter.
It’s gonna be rockin’ down N’awlins way today. Hot drunken babes will be flashing their boobies in order to collect necklaces comprised of worthless beads.
God, I Love America!!
I am all set for Mardi Gras, or as we call it here in Bagwine, Matty Gras…
As you can see…I have my party shirt on. A beer in my hand…and beads to give away to any buxom chick who’d like to flash her fun bags at me.
In fact, I may take the beads with me to work today, and offer them to sexy female customers in exchange for a mammary flash.
If even one hot patron takes me up on my offer, my face will probably look something like this…
Of course as the carousing on Tuesday ends, Lent begins with Ash Wednesday. And thusly, my 46 days of Meatlessness for the Messiah will confront me.
Come Wednesday, with the ashen mark of Jeebus upon my forehead, my face will undoubtedly look something like this…
It will be rough come Wednesday, but in the meantime, let’s party it up today bitches.
In fact, Monday afternoon at work, the owner, Drive-By Mikey and I had a little bit of Pre-Mardi Gras fun.
You see…Even at the relatively young age of 42, Mikey owns a successful Drive-Thru business as well as a successful agri-business.
The reason? Because he is always thinking.
Yesterday, while in deep thought, he discovered that rubbing a case of bottled water with his feet makes a sound similar to the sound made during hot sex.
We videotaped it…
Yeah Baby!! Mikey and his H2-Ho.In fact, I may take the beads with me to work today, and offer them to sexy female customers in exchange for a mammary flash.
If even one hot patron takes me up on my offer, my face will probably look something like this…
Of course as the carousing on Tuesday ends, Lent begins with Ash Wednesday. And thusly, my 46 days of Meatlessness for the Messiah will confront me.
Come Wednesday, with the ashen mark of Jeebus upon my forehead, my face will undoubtedly look something like this…
It will be rough come Wednesday, but in the meantime, let’s party it up today bitches.
In fact, Monday afternoon at work, the owner, Drive-By Mikey and I had a little bit of Pre-Mardi Gras fun.
You see…Even at the relatively young age of 42, Mikey owns a successful Drive-Thru business as well as a successful agri-business.
The reason? Because he is always thinking.
Yesterday, while in deep thought, he discovered that rubbing a case of bottled water with his feet makes a sound similar to the sound made during hot sex.
We videotaped it…
Who says you can’t have fun at work and still do a good job?
Have a wonderful Mardi Gras all, and to my co-worker Pizza Bill…
You have GOT to leave a comment on this post.
Cheers!!
36 comments:
Man, you actually lift your sunglasses for boobies? That's dedication!
PITS: Ha. Hey, I like to get the full effect where boobs are concerned. Respect the boobs. Cheers Funny Guy!!
Good luck with the booby flashing at work. Have fun tonight because you're screwed until Easter.
That water has some serious marketing potential.
"H2O the O is for Orgasmic"
If I find a case of water that's all sticky...I'm going back to the filtration pitcher...
Good luck with the Booby Flash Project™
I laughed at the video too. I think all workplaces should be that much fun.
And by "fun" I mean full of immature people. haha ;-)
Michele: Ha. Thanks, And as long as I can have Irish Balls I shall not be screwed. Cheers Michele!!
Jeff: Damn Right. We put the Ooooooooh in H2O. Cheers Jeff!!
VE: Ewwwwww. Sticky water. I just went flaccid. Cheers VE!!
Jay: Ha. Love the trademark thing. We do have fun, but immature? I mean...well...okay, true. Cheers Jay!!
You might be surprised.....
I'd bring more beads!
Micky: Oh I'll be armed and I hope the babes are feelin' dangerous. Cheers Mick!!
Fat Tuesday! I have decide what I am doing for Lent by the end of the day. Blah!
Karen: Ha. Whatever you choose to do, don't lose the horns. Cheers Karen!!
Thanks for the smile before I take off for the hospital. You're truly one in a million, baby.
Songbird: Good Luck. I hope everything goes well for ya dear. I'll say a prayer. Cheers!!
Best of luck with your bead offers at work today, and that video is hilarious.
Southern: Ha. Thanks, and that video proves that even while being their 40's, some people never grow up. Cheers!!
Ha!! I wish I could have that much fun on the job, I'm surrounded by stupid! You're right you guys will never grow up, and for that, I am eternally grateful!
...The Ashen Marks Of Jeebus would be a good name for a band...
Phfrankie: Ha. Once again...You should be in advertising. Or something. Cheers P-Man!!
Schmoop: That is why I zooooves you sooo much. You appreciate funny and talented people over stodgy, stupid people.
And man, you're right...You swim in an ocean of stupid everyday. Oy Vay. Cheers Bay-Bee!!
I love H2-Ho! and it only took 19 seconds, the sign of a true professional
Dianne: I just hope for his woman's sake, that when he gets it on with her, that it lasts more than 19 seconds. Cheers Sexy!!
since I MUST comment, please tell Mikey that there are some of us that think he has too much time on his hands..get it- on his hands!
Snugs: Let me get this straight...
Are you telling me that my boss is a slacker, or a whacker? ; )~ Cheers Snugs!!
yep, thats great. I have never liked a job more than the Beverage Depot nor been paid so little. To like your job and Boss is important to me, and you and mike make it fun. Thats why Ive turned down 2 job offers to stay right where Im at.
When I came in yesterday and you was crying I new it was something funny and wished I could have been there.
Pizza Bill
That vid reminds me of the condom bunnies video I saw not too long ago... did I send that to you?
I want you to know you have set me into a deep depression.. GAWD I miss the idiots I work with!
That Mikey, always thinking, God love him. The bottle rubbing thing is pure genius. Not exactly sure how to make money from it though...lol
I am not Catholic (not that there's anything wrong with it) so in honour of Mardi Gras and your lent sacrifice - I will triple my meat consumption and I will do it topless.
Pizza Bill: One word to you Mister...AMEN. Cheers Buddy!!
Cheesy: Yeah, I saw that, and I am sorry. But setting a woman into depression is something I'm not unfamiliar with. Cheers!!
Giggle: Trust me, he'll figure a way to make money off of that. Cheers Sexy!!
Sam: Oh Baby!! You, meat, topless, and in purple hair? Be still my heart!! Cheers Sam!!
Nice Post Today.
i've always thought boob-flashing is good, clean FUN.
good luck not eating meat for 46 days. I'm on my 2nd meatloaf this month and am looking forward to my 3rd. ha Ha HA!!!
don't let your meat loaf!
...The Ashen Marks Of Jeebus would be a good name for a band... It could also be the name of a new line in men's designer briefs.
Is is okay to say Happy Ash Wednesday, or is that an oxymoron?
Dice: Why thanks, and at the same time...Damn You!! I love meat loaf. Cheers Dice!!
Lu: Ha. You're on a roll of late. Cheers Lu!!
Marilyn: By all means. I'm Happy to be nearer to the Lord. Cheers Marilyn!!
It's 10:27 as I post this--I'm so sorry that you will be meatless Matty in an hour and a half.
I hope you are having a wonderful Fat Tuesday!!
Eat some BACON!!!
TB: Schmoop got me some TACO BELL. Cheers Sexy!!
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