Saturday, May 16, 2009

The Saturday Grind


I am working today. Yes, it is rare that I work on a Saturday, but Little Bill who typically works all day Saturday, is having surgery today.

He is having his circumcision reversed. Why? I don't know. I heard him mumble once that he wanted to be more like Tom Jones...or something.

So, it falls upon myself and Pizza Bill to take up the slack, and dole out the beer and cigarettes to the masses.

The partying never stops in Bagwine, Ohio and our work is never done.

So, to you all, I say Happy Weekend, and I hope you get a little partying in yourselves.

Cheers!!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to have you back, put on your rubbers today Love Pistol

Schmoop said...

Pistol: Thanks...I'll have a few 24 ouncers chilled and ready to go for ya. Cheers!!

Michele said...

Have a happy weekend right back at you. My husband will finally be in town this weekend. Happiness is a given.

Schmoop said...

Michele: Ha. Enjoy the reunion. Of course, I need not tell you that, do I? Have fun with JR. Cheers Michele!!

Cheesy said...

I am LOVING the pic! stooopid cats~~ got to luv um.
I myself will be working also.. sigh~But it IS suppose to hit the 80's by Sunday! Have a gooder rest of the weekend!

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Be careful while working...Don't break anything. Our weather over the next couple of days, blows. Cheers Cheesy!!

Dana said...

Hmmmm ... you sure didn't volunteer just so you could have an extra day of cleavage gawking?

Schmoop said...

Dana: Nahhhh. The weather sucks today. It won't be a good cleavage shot day, but the camera will be on hand just in case. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Today is a day of pancakes, Star Trek and hangin out for Kidlet and me. And tomorrow of course is Blogfest Northwest =)

Ken said...

What a weak showing today. Are you having bad Karma?
I actually worked for the "other guy" this Saturday too, I must be slipping into old age feeling like I "got" to do more for the "other guy". Shit, I gave him 2 hours of "my" saturday!

Schmoop said...

Starr: Smack Jeff and Teamster upside the head and give Kat a big ol' wet kiss for me. Cheers!!

Micky: I simply wasn't in the mood to blewwwwg. Don't let the Man keep ya down. Cheers Mick!!

MysteryChick said...

I have to ask.

How does one go about reversing a circumcision. They can't take the skin from his ass, that'd be backskin. Don't you need foreskin for that?

David said...

say what??? circumcision reversal??? Are they grafting skin from his butt? Or does he have a transplant donor?

This requires far more detail...inquiring minds need to know.

Schmoop said...

Mystery: In Little Bill's case, they take the skin that helps to protect his frontal lobe. It's not like there's much to protect anyway. Cheers Sexy!!

D: He not only has a donor for the foreskin, he has a donor for which to place said foreskin upon. Cheers D!!

Anonymous said...

has there been a previous post on Little Bill?

He sounds post-worthy

Schmoop said...

Nurse: Just hit the label, he did a video. Cheers!!

Jeff B said...

I'm thinking that it should be Little Bill's doctor who should be taking up the slack today.

Did I mention that Starr and Katherine will both be here at the same time?

Marilyn said...

Maybe Little Bill would like a different adjective? Maybe his surgery has something to do with that?

Schmoop said...

Jeff: Yes. Yes, you did mention that. I looooooathe you. Cheers Jeff!!

Marilyn: Ha. Your dry wit never fails to amuse me. Cheers!!

Candice said...

Post after pictures once the reversal is done.

Thanks

Schmoop said...

Candice: Will do. You being a nurse and all. Cheers!!