I am going to be swamped today and tomorrow…Ha, okay not too swamped, but well…okay, not swamped at all.
After I post this, I have to go feed 16 year old Sherlock. I showed up at 7 A.M. yesterday to feed the old guy and I think he approved of his food:
Even in his old, senile, feline state he managed to close his eyes and give me, the man who abandoned him nearly nine years ago, a big, Maine Coon Cat grin…
After this morning’s feeding, I’m back here to get ready for my Sunday 11-7 shift at the beer mine.With temps in the mid 80’s, the chicks should be dressed in their scantily clad, Sunday best today. Purrrrrrrrrrrr.
I get to go to work early tomorrow to fill in for Pizza Bill…
I think Pizza Bill has an appointment with a sex therapist. You see lately, he has developed an unusual, and overwhelming desire to make love to the freezer in which we store bags of ice.
It wouldn’t be such a big thing, but the freezer is outside and in plain view of drivers passing by. It faces a very busy street so it’s rather embarrassing…for all involved.
Good Luck to Pizza Bill and here’s hoping that he quickly recovers from his fetish.
I have to feed Sherlock again tomorrow morning as well. Hopefully, I’ll get a video of him walking around for you all. It’s sad…and yet kinda funny. Don’t tell PETA!!
I guess that’s about it. Short and Sweet. And what is better than a short Sunday Church Service? Nothing.
Amen and Amen.
Oh one last thing, I did make the World’s Best Baked Beans to go along with our brats last night…
Baked Beans, Kidney Beans, Worcestershire Sauce, Chili Powder, Paprika, topped with bacon and crushed Taco and Cool Ranch Doritos. Baked for 45 minutes at 450 degrees. Yum-Fuckin’-Oh!!The food was second only to the sex we had last night in terms of its hotness and tastiness. Meowwwww.
Have a wonderful Sunday, and I’ll check in with you all tonight. Until then…
Cheers!!
11 comments:
did have to gross me out this early on a Sunday? Jesus.
The beans look FAB, by the way. I may have to steal the recipe.
Vodka: Ha. Are you talking about Bill? He's just tormented, and needs help. The beans are the bomb. Cheers VM!!
Maybe Pizza Bill just needs a big serving of those beans!
Dana: I'm sure he will be through today. I'll ask him if the beans may be the route to his road to recovery. Cheers!!
...I can only hope, should Pizza Bill adopt the beans as therapy, that he does not thusly wax flatuous in the ice machine...
Phfrankie: Ha. That was an incredibly poetic comment, P-Man. Cheers!!
Yeah, I'll skip the bean recipe. Glad to see that Pizza Bill is planning to see a professional. Cuz damn!
Michele: We are all relieved that Bill is seeking help. The passers by most of all. Cheers!!
Chips on the beans? BRILLIANT!
Cheesy: Ha. Thanks. Cheers Cheesy!!
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