With temps in the lower 70’s, my 11-7 shift at the Beer Mine today will be relatively sweat free.
The tumultuous seas of anger have calmed a bit here at the Bagwine digs, so I will still be hanging around with the Schmoop.
Matt-Man…Always the peacemaker. A trait in myself that I have both taken joy in and resented all my life. Oh well, that’s me.
The summer cold I mentioned yesterday has all but left my head and is now dwelling deep within my chest. I am hacking up bits of lung, left and right. (And no Kat...This time it is not because I smoke)
On the upside, my cold has been passed onto Schmoop; what a fuckin’ shame. Additionally, she will be starting her monthly menstrual madness in a day or two.Between her acute cold and her usual uterine shedding, she’ll be tossing clots from both her respiratory system and her reproductive system.
Oy Vay!! Karma is a bitch. See what happens when you’re mean to Matty? I hope she has learned her lesson.
I was thinking…Just in case Schmoop and I ever do part ways, I should have a plan B ready in the area of romance.
I am going to register at one of those internets dating sites. e*Harmony? No….Chemistry.com? No…BeastialityBuds4Ever? No.
I have found one that is perfect for me…
As I have been a guy who for years has
Praise Jeebus!! If that site doesn’t drive any over-religious and under-sexed chicks to me, I can go to plan C…
Stalking the young and voluptuous, Meghan McCain. Last week, she went from being a mere object of my lust to becoming my new hero when in an interview with OUT Magazine she replied to a question about Joe the Plumber by saying:
"Joe the Plumber -- you can quote me -- is a dumbass. He should stick to plumbing."
GAWD…A cute face, big breatsesses, and a smackable ass full of sarcasm…I love you Meghan!!
Amen, and Amen…
Anyhoo…My life is squared up to where I can resume chatting with all of you fine folks tonight after work. I promise not to pass on my cold to you through the tubes of the internets.
Enjoy your Sunday, and if you’re in the greater Bagwine area, stop in at the Beer Mine and say Hi.
Cheers!!
21 comments:
I always figured you to be a bootycall.com kinda guy.....
Cheesy: Actually, I'm more of a Cheesylicious.com kinda guy. Cheers Cheese!!
I met the love of my life on BeastialityBuds4Ever.dom.
By the way, that site is for the folks that are into screwing animals AND dominatrix... simultaneously.
HAWT!
Candice: Well good for you. I hope that you, the horse, and your system of cables and pulleys are very happy together. Cheers Candic!!
Candice: Ooooooo Baby; I'll check it out. Cheers!!
Glad to hear that things are leveling out at the Bagwine estate. Enjoy the nice weather.
...In the immortal words of one John Sebastian: "Welcome back..."
Whew, and God Bless you!
Thanks for the shout out. I was wondering how long it would take you to find my bigchurch.com site.
Sweet!
I didn't need Meghan to tell me that JtP was a dumbass. I figured that out a long time ago. And she needs to do something about that stupid valley girl inflection in her voice. It annoys me and makes it hard for me to take her seriously when she talks like a child.
Anyway, glad you and Schmoop worked it out. Probably a smart move on your part.
Damn, I miss alot when I am away!!
Glad to hear that things are getting worked out over there.
Michele: I like it hot in the summer but today wasn't bad for a change. Thanks and Cheers!!
Phfrankie: Thanks, and up yur nose with a rubber hose. Cheers P-Man!!
Dice: Well whew whew right back to you. Cheers Dice!!
Songbird: I was so amused by their tag line when the banner popped up on my Yahoo mail page. I had to save it. Cheers!!
Desert Rat: Dontcha mean, Sweeeeeeeeeeet? Cheers Rat!!
Jay: Well of course he's a dumbass but it's always fun hearing others say it. And Meghan can talk anyway she wants. Lastly, smart move? What are you saying about me, mister? Cheers Jay!!
Metal: Where did you go now? Things are okay Metal. Cheers!!
Glad things are on the mend, and thanks for the Plan B advice ... although I'd mud wrestle you for Meghan McCain.
Dana: She is thick in all of the right places...Mmmmmmmm. Cheers and Happy Belated B-Day!!
does this mean you quit smoking????
Kat: You should know better than that. Cheers Kat!!
ya gotta have a dream....
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