It’s going to be a decent, albeit unusually cool Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio today.
With temps in the lower 70’s, my 11-7 shift at the Beer Mine today will be relatively sweat free.
The tumultuous seas of anger have calmed a bit here at the Bagwine digs, so I will still be hanging around with the Schmoop.
Matt-Man…Always the peacemaker. A trait in myself that I have both taken joy in and resented all my life. Oh well, that’s me.
The summer cold I mentioned yesterday has all but left my head and is now dwelling deep within my chest. I am hacking up bits of lung, left and right. (And no Kat...This time it is not because I smoke)
On the upside, my cold has been passed onto Schmoop; what a fuckin’ shame. Additionally, she will be starting her monthly menstrual madness in a day or two.
Between her acute cold and her usual uterine shedding, she’ll be tossing clots from both her respiratory system and her reproductive system.
Oy Vay!! Karma is a bitch. See what happens when you’re mean to Matty? I hope she has learned her lesson.
I was thinking…Just in case Schmoop and I ever do part ways, I should have a plan B ready in the area of romance.
I am going to register at one of those internets dating sites. e*Harmony? No….Chemistry.com? No…BeastialityBuds4Ever? No.
I have found one that is perfect for me…
As I have been a guy who for years has begged asked women to come home with me and “find God”, I think Big Church.com and I are a perfect sexumenical fit.
Praise Jeebus!! If that site doesn’t drive any over-religious and under-sexed chicks to me, I can go to plan C…
Stalking the young and voluptuous, Meghan McCain. Last week, she went from being a mere object of my lust to becoming my new hero when in an interview with OUT Magazine she replied to a question about Joe the Plumber by saying:
"Joe the Plumber -- you can quote me -- is a dumbass. He should stick to plumbing."
GAWD…A cute face, big breatsesses, and a smackable ass full of sarcasm…I love you Meghan!!
Amen, and Amen…
Anyhoo…My life is squared up to where I can resume chatting with all of you fine folks tonight after work. I promise not to pass on my cold to you through the tubes of the internets.
Enjoy your Sunday, and if you’re in the greater Bagwine area, stop in at the Beer Mine and say Hi.
A mere 168 hours of campaigning and this election will be in your hands.
I have some grave concerns about Sen. Barack Obama.
I hear from Sarah "Lame and Tall" Palin that he has spent time “pallin’ around with terrorists.”
Specifically, William Ayers…that convicted felon from the Weather Underground who hosted a meet and greet for Obama as well as donating a whopping $200.00 to Obama’s State Senate campaign.
Of course, the convicted felon part is not true of Ayers, but nonetheless, those deep ties of cookies, coffee, and two Ben Franklin’s are pretty hard to swallow.
But then, I thought about the Johnny Mac/Divine Sarah ticket…
Now back in the 80’s, John McCain was pallin’ around with Cincinnati, Ohio native Charles Keating.
Through his Lincoln Savings and Loan, Keating defrauded 23,000 people out of their life savings by selling to them, 288 million dollars in bonds...Worthless bonds.
Convicted of fraud, racketeering, and conspiracy, Keating spent over four years in prison. Damn Johnny, your 80’s buddy was not a good guy…and he WAS convicted.
Funny thing about Keating. His son-in-law was busted over this as well, and served forty months in prison. His name?
Robert M. Wurzelbacher, Jr. Why is this funny?
Well, I can’t find if anyone has mentioned this but, right wing media darling Joe the Plumber’s real name?
Sam Wurzelbacher. Ha!! Coincidence? Does it matter?
I believe that Joe the Plumber is related to the crook, and if I believe it, it’s not a lie.
Johnny Mac, my friend, I wish you would refrain from continuing to pal around with felons and their family members.
Now The Divine Mizz P? A few years ago she was a board member of a 527 political group started by Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK).
In 2006, she gladly accepted his endorsement for her gubernatorial run in Alaska. In fact, in the following campaign commercial, she is drunk with Hockey Mom giddiness as Sen. Ted “The Felon” Stevens endorses her…
Well, Gov. Palin, Sen. Teddy Bear was convicted yesterday on seven counts of corruption and lying. All felonies, babe.
You have been pallin’ around with an octogenarian Senator who accepted a quarter of a million dollars of free, yet criminal, home redecorating courtesy of VECO Corp.
Did you two relax in Ted’s free hot tub? Did you nosh on Alaskan King Crab and Champers on his free wrap around porch? Did you two kids turn up the heat on top of his shiny, new, FREE Viking stove?
I think you did, you know why? Because I believe it.
Man, is guilt by association one bad-ass bitch, or what? You Betcha!!
On the upside, my cold has been passed onto Schmoop; what a fuckin’ shame. Additionally, she will be starting her monthly menstrual madness in a day or two.
