The group, Conservatives for Patient’s Rights has been running the above, Surf’s Up health care ad of late in order to coincide with President Obama’s week long vacation on Martha’s Vineyard which he began yesterday.
Eh, the ad is a little cheesy, lacks that “grab ya and gotcha” hook, and is in my opinion, pretty damn lame.
But folks let me tell you something…I am very pissed off at the vacationing Barack Obama right now…VERY.
Because he is pushing for National Health Care? No. Because he is taking time off? Nooooo. “Then why, Matt-Man”, you ask?
I am pissed at President Obama because when I checked my ballot back in November, I checked it for a former drug using, street savvy, black man for President, not an Evian drinking, Tommy Hilfiger wearing, white guy.
I first noticed him becoming white during the “Beer Summit” he had with the cop and the professor. Did you notice what kind of beer Obama drank? A Bud Light…
Dude, c’mon you’re black, you should have been sucking on some Wild Irish Rose out of a jelly jar or at least been chugging down a 40 of Colt 45. WTF?
And now…look. Look where he and his family are spending their vacation. Chilmark, on Martha’s Vineyard!!
For Godssakes they’re a black family from the south side of Chicago not a family of crackers from the upper west side of Manhattan.
Obama should be spending his summer vacation playing some street ball, and cruising the ‘hood in a ‘63 Buick Electra 225 with tricked out wheels and a fuzzy steering wheel.
He shouldn’t be playing croquet on the back lawn prior to enjoying a drive along the beach in a Volvo…or worse yet, a God Damn golf cart.
I am sooooo disgusted and disappointed in Obama. He has lost his soul.
He’s a black man who has been elected President of the most powerful country on Earth.
He should be struttin’ around and acting all hip, funky, and ghettolicious like my hero, Rick James. Barack should be greeting people with the phrase, “I’m President Obama, Bitch!!” But nooooo…
When he meets someone now, he says, “I’m President Obama, Ma’am…would you like a twist of lemon with your spritzer?” Holy Cow…
Instead of acting like Rick James, Obama is acting more like Rick Steves.
Maybe if health care reform doesn’t work out, he can do a travel special for PBS that highlights all of the quaint spots and bargain stays in and around the Buzzard’s Bay-Nantucket Sound area.
I miss the guy who would orate with the passion and fire of MLK, Jr. taking us all to the mountaintop
All I get from him now is a guy who speaks like a Methodist minister named Bob Smith finishing up his service by directing everyone to the bake sale in the church basement.
Sad.
C’mon, Brutha Barack…get your groove back…get your swagger back. Get your soul back.
I dig your reserved thoughtfulness, but man, sometimes…one has to go ahead and get jiggy with it.
Cheers!!
26 comments:
No worries. He's probably smoking a blunt right now in preparation for putting Mrs. obama face down ass up.
That's the way the TRUE brothas like it, Matt.
Candice: Don't I know it. I spent much of my prison time face down and ass up. Cheers Candice!!
He needs to be talking more trash too. I mean, white people are already all pissed off and throwing a fit. No reason to try to placate them anymore.
But, you're right about one thing. Remember the Barack Obama the night of the New Hampshire primary and that speech he gave? Where the fuck is THAT guy?
He made a mistake with the early prime-time address and the two prime-time pressers. He should have reserved his prime-time talks for health care. Now he can't do it because the fall season is about to start and the networks won't give him the time.
Jay: I am sure there lies the same fire within him that got him elected but now it seems that he is playing not to lose instead of playing to win. Of course, it's only been a few months. Cheers Jay!!
Yo man, You want some of this white boy? Yo man, I’m from the Vinny as we call it here on the Vinny and it’s bad ass. We gots the best blow, the best smoke, and the best bitches. Don’t doubt me. Don’t be dissin (dissin?) on my homeboy Racks either. He’s like our hero yo. I shed a tear for my brotha by a different motha. Sure, I’m white, and my parents gots money, but that don’t mean shit. Peeps be stepping to me wrong on the Vinny and first we gonna bust a chilled bottle of Chablis on they dome, then we gonna bust a cap in they ass. We done been the first ones to have gang signs and everything. They said it was sign language. Shit it was.
So you better truce with the Vinny, with Racks, and with Thirsty!
Thurston William Winslow III
Mr Winslow: Hee Hee Hee...I think I know your alias Thurston. word. Cheers!!
I lived across the Sound for 9 years.
Don't you fret none there's some seedy places on the island, if he really needs to "get back" he can make his way to the Boatyard.
Dude - there is a substantial black community in the vineyard, admittedly well off but black none the less.
I agree that I would like to see a more forceful Barack working the issues like healthcare. With the White House, the strong majority in the House and with the 60 votes in the senate (59 with Ted Kennedy out on sick leave), the question "if not now, then when?" would be answered with a resounding 'never'.
Micky: Well maybe Obama will read this and take your advice and take a side trip there. Cheers Mick!!
David: Yeah, I know there is but they are blacks who participate in Bocce tournaments and sing in Barber Shop Quartets. WTF?
And I believe that nothing major will come out of whatever, if any, reform legislation is passed. Cheers David!!
...and how come he hasn't invited Jr. Walker and the All Stars to the White House?...
Phfrankie: Damn Straight...or Percy Sledge. Hell Sledge is going to be in Bawine this fall. If he's good enough for the bruthas here, he's good enough for the White House. Cheers P-Man!!
Where the F**k is 'the vinny'????
or was that SUPPOSED to be 'the viney'??????
The 40oz come out after the cameras leave, same as the ciggies...
Bond: The Vinny? I thought it was catchy. I bet Obama drinks King Cobra or Steel Reserve when no one is looking...at least I hope he does. I kinda dug that chick you had on your site today. Cheers Vin!!
I love how you never resort to racial sterotypes ...
Dianne: It's the blogsophere...There are probably over a BILLION websites. One has to be stereotypical at times and always hyperbolic in order to get their point out to people.
My point is that the O-Man has become too complacent. Too, "I want Bi-partisanship". Fuck that.
Either ram something through or do it incramentally. Just don't don't be the peacemaker where legislation that you (he) feels strongly about is involved. Cheers Sexy!!
>>>I spent much of my prison time face down and ass up.
This comes as no surprise after we saw that picture you posted of those fabu yummy buns of yours. Who could resist that temptation??? I'm still working through that business of reconsidering my sexual orientation. hehe
David: That's nice. It's flattering even, however...Can you blame me for being a more than a bit disturbed by your attraction to my ass?
I mean, not that you're not a nice guy, and all, but...Cheers David!!
It aint called the White House for nuthin :)
Lu: I know, but I thought he could have warded off the pasty white, fancy boy shit. Cheers Hot Stuff!!
What can I say? I love a beautiful ass. You put it out there and I'm just appreciating it.
Please to note that the picture is gender neutral....
Now that I think about this, you have lured me into a love-fest with your buns. You damn pervert.
OMG - I love a great pervert.
Is there no escape from you?
I wish I could quit you....I think I heard that somewhere.
You and David get a room...
David: It is so rare and refreshing to see a man being open and honest with is sexuality. You are a man among men. Cheers!!
Bond: Suck It. I think it's beautiful. Cheers Vin!!
I'm getting jealous of David
my prev comment was an attempt at understated irony
there are psychological studies that say multi-racial people have an increased need to be understood and accepted by everyone
this can make them incredible peacemakers as my son is
but it also puts a tremendous strain on them and can render them paralyzed in extreme cases
Huffington did a piece about this issue and Obama
I would love for him to start a press conference by telling America to grow a fucking brain and to try reading as a hobby
then I'd like him to show up at the next disrupted town hall meeting and say "Motherfuckers who can't spell protest signs - get the fuck out" and then set the Secret Service on those who are carrying
Dianne: Ha. That comment is why I love you so damn much. Cheers!!
nice.
you got your own little "Brokeback Bagwine" goin' on here don't ya?
Bob Parks wrote a great piece in the spring of 2008 predicting (if elected) that no matter what policies Obama initiates he will ultimately disappoint his black supporters and those who voted for a black man.
One of my big issues with Dems is they are too fucking nice. They are the politial version of Chris's rocks routine on how to talk dirty during sex :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIv4phFcAAs
And yes I am too lazy to make a link. Sue me :P
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