But, even if the sun were to be shining today, my heart would still be as cold and damp as the February weather in which I will be working.
Some of you may have heard the sad news already. It was announced Friday that Bagwine’s favorite
After more than 30 years of marriage, Hinn’s wife, Suzanne Hinn has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences. What a bitch.How the hell can she walk away from him? If Suzanne Hinn is turning her back on Benny, she is turning her back on God himself. Praise Jeebus!!
His ecumenical and philosophical genius has moved me over the years. Moved me to tears
Here are but a few of my favorite quotes that Benny Hinn has over time imparted to me and upon my
“I’d be a fool to be in this for the money.”
“I saw Jesus walk into my bedroom.”
“No, I’m not wealthy.”
“I walk in the realm of the Supernatural.”
“I see rows of caskets lining up in front of this TV set... and I see actual loved ones picking up the hands of the dead and letting them touch the screen and people are getting raised.”
And my favorite…
“Where in the Bible does it say I have to drive a Honda?”
Amen Brother Benny, A-Fucking-Men!!
I shall pray for you through your time of personal tribulation. I shall ask God to heal your heart and to send Suzanne down to the fiery pits of Hell.
Much like Christ himself, you have been betrayed…betrayed by a Babylonian harlot.
Let this whore and spitter in the face of God make her exodus so that you may begin your genesis, and become even more powerful than the supernatural being that you are.
In Jeebus’ name I pray.
Have a wonderful Sunday all. If you need some beer or smokes, come look me up, and I’ll hook you up.
Cheers!!
12 comments:
And all I could think was, "that comb-over isn't half bad."
I don't know why she's bothering to divorce him. It's not like she's going to get some big monthly alimony payment. Not with his vow of poverty that he took when he got into preaching the good word.
GOOD. Let him lose millions of dollars. He's a wolf in sheepskin clothing.
You gotta watch those Babylonian harlots, they’ll screw you ever time.
When did Benny Hinn find Jeebas? Last I knew he was an older redneck with an awful show about banjos and cowgirls with Daisy Duke’s and cleavage. And I thought he was dead? What the hell is going on over there since I left?
Jay: Yeah...They will both end up destitute and homeless. Sad...very sad. Cheers Jay!!
Knowledge: Damn right...Matthew 7:15. Cheers Knowledge!!
Scott: Ha. It's a mess since ya left. As for Benny... evidently he found Jeebus when Jeebus walked into his bedroom. Cheers Scott
If Jesus walked into my bedroom he'd need a bleedin' miracle to survive the ensuing cat attack. Don't like strangers my moggies.
Four: If Jeebus walked into my bedroom, he'd try to have his way with Schmoop. The Messiah finds her incredibly hot. And I hate him for it...He's such a sven-jolly. Cheers FD!!
When I saw the picture I thought this was going to be a tribute to Donald Trump.
Mike: They're worth about the same amount. Cheers Mike!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jhw_5ye8Qo
Suzanne has her own special way of getting close to Jeebus.
I just keep wondering if she is offering this instead of taking communion.
David: Praise Jeebus and pass the hi calonic. Cheers David!!
My question is, what kind of differences there may be between Benny and his wife? In a marriage whose main protagonist are christian celebrities what could be going wrong?
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