Sunday, February 07, 2010

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Drink Up Bitches, It's a Celebration

It's gonna be a partly cloudy Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio today.

Today is not only Super Bowl Sunday, it's my birthday...and Chris Rock's as well. I dig Chris Rock. Anyhoo...

Since it is my birthday, I want to have sex. Yeah, I'm up front like that. Alas, my BFF/OSP is ragging. Oh shuddup...She is. Her basement is flooding. Nothing we can do about that, except show her picture again...

Mmmmmmmm. Schmoop. If only you weren't setting forth in motion the things that Eve did. Oy.

Anyway..since Schmoop is in "the way", I thought I'd post pictures of some Bagwine readers that I'd like to hose...Keep in mind, because I'm a good egg, I hid their identities...

This ghostly chick makes my skin crawl, and not in a bad way. I dig chicks with glasses.


This woman? Shuddup. What's not to like? I mean other than she has kids.


I dig this woman alot...even if she is retarded...


I like boobs...but it has nothing to do with this photo. I like this woman for her choice in apparel. No, really.


What the hell is this shit, Matt-Man, you ask? I'll tell you what. A fricking nice ass, that's what. Pass me the Creamy Cucumber, I'm tossin' salad.


Lastly, we have this sweet thing. I couldn't hide the identity of this piece of meat. I love him too much to guise my feelings.


I love you Mick...be my Birthday Boy...please?

Have a wunnerful Super Bowl Sunday All...I have to work, but will be off by 7, so I will catch most of the game.

I know...you were concerned about that.

Cheers!!

P.S. Pizza Bill is making a pizza for me for my birthday. As much as I make fun of him, it's all in jest. Bill is a-okay...when he's not stealing from the drawer. Thanks Bill, alot...and I mean that.

37 comments:

3 Men and a Lady said...

I was wondering what you were up to when you said we were going to be on an upcoming post! I'm flattered :-)

3 Men and a Lady said...

But did you have to put up the pic of the hot chick at the end? You're making me look bad! ;-)

Jeff B said...

Happy Birthday ya nut job.

bobbybegood1 said...

I was in bed watching Family Guy trying to go to sleep. When I said to myself, "Hmmmm, I wonder what Bagwine's Family Guy is ruminating about." Low and Behold!! You are just toooooo damn funny.

bobbybegood1 said...

You are a real gem!!

Matt-Man said...

Lady: I'm sorry to put you up against Mick, but he's hot. Oh wait...that wasn't you was it? Cheers D!!

Jeff: Damn, I love you. Cheers Jeff, and Thanks!!

Bobby: You...oh you!! I haven't developed a liking for someone quicker than I have for you. And you're from New York!! Go figure. Cheers Michelle!!

Jay said...

Damn. That Mick is a sexy beast, isn't he?

Happy Birthday dude!

under the mu mu said...

Happy Birthday Big Boy!

Matt-Man said...

Mu: Hee Hee. Thanks. Cheers Mu!!

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Thanks Jay. No more sexy than you, my man warrior. Cheers Jay!!

Scott Oglesby said...

All amazingly beautiful women Matt, well, maybe not all but mostly. I hope you enjoy your birthday, pizza, and whatever else you are able to amass.

I’m not bothering to watch the super bowl until the next day when I can download it and watch it right. After last year having to watch my beloved Steelers on a live stream witch only worked in 4in mode and was grainy as hell. Not to mention having to stay up till 5:30am. So if anybody blogs about it, I won’t be areading until after…

Karen said...

Happy Birthday, Matt-Man. You and Mick surely do make a sexy couple.

Matt-Man said...

Scott: I understand that my good man. I have to work 11-7 today so I'll miss the first few minutes but after that I shall feast on pizza and watch the game as my birthday present. Them there women are all pretty hot ain't they? Cheers Scott!!

Karen: Why thank you very much Karen. And as for Mick? He's smokin' hot. Cheers Karen!!

David said...

Happy Birthday Big Boy!

No chance I'm missing the Bowl since we are frozen in at 15 degrees with two feet of snow that hasn't been plowed yet - and may not be till March.

Cheers Matt-Man

Matt-Man said...

David: Yeah, you guys got hammered. We got about 7 inches here, but the Bagwine road crews do a really good job. Our roads sucked only briefly. Cheers and Thanks David!!

Dianne said...

Happy Birthday you glorious bastard!!

that mumu mama is hot

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: Mmmmmmm. Thanks Bay-by. I'm gonna think of you while I'm eating my pie tonight. Cheers Sexy!!

Michele said...

Happy Birthday Matt. Have a great day.

Matt-Man said...

Michele: Thanks Michele. Tell JR to stop by the site and give me a virtual kiss. That would make my Birthday more than special. I won't tell Mick. Cheers!!

Bond said...

Happy Day dude..May your birthday be blessed with friends, family, booze, food and a good game...

I think you need to put up a sign that tells the customers it is your birthday and a BIG tip jar!

Schmoop..give it up on his birthday, no matter the conditions...

Matt-Man said...

Bond: I always have a tip jar handy, and by god...my customers are typically pretty good. Leave Schmoop alone though...she's in a world of hurt this month, poor thing. Cheers and Thanks Vinny!!

3 Men and a Lady said...

Happy Birthday, Matt! Are you wearing a birthday hat at work?

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...Happy Birthday M2!!!...and be kind to Mic when you finally "have your way" with him: he's a sensitive little attic wench!...

Candice said...

Happy birthday!!!

Dana said...

You just had to throw that pic of Mickey out there to overshadow the others, didn't you?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

MysteryChick said...

Happy Birthday Matt-Man!

Have a great day and just because Shmoop is indisposed doesn't mean a Birthday BJ is out of the question is it?

Daryl said...

Happy Birthday .. looks like the party is already going strong ..

jme said...

happy birthday, matt-man. if schmoop needs a pinch hitter for the next 5 days, i'm your girl.

Matt-Man said...

Thank you all for the B-Day wishes. I got home a few mintues go, getting ready to cook the pizza, and I'm sucking back the first of several beers. Yay....Thanks Again All. Cheers!!

Micky-T said...

I'm having another beer .....

just for you big boy!!!!!!

Matt-Man said...

Micky: You're so sexy when you drink. Not only did Pizza Bill make a pizza which is currently cooking, my brother Marty gave me a Cassano's gift card Mick. Remember Cassano's Pizza? Cheers Mick!!

Mike said...

HBD (a little late)

Matt-Man said...

Mike: It's never too late. I'm still tipping a couple. Thanks and Cheers Mike!!

boo said...

Well damn, Matty! Happy Freakin' Birthday you sexy thang. ^_^ You just MADE my night. I'm sorry Schmoop is riding the crimson wave, babe. You deserve some hot-damn birthday sex. If I'm ever in Bagwine, you can spread me like peanut butter, baby!

The Covert Lover said...

If you can't even instantly recognize your own ass - does that mean you're sleep deprived?

So sorry Schmoop had issues; you know I would absolutely love to have been there to fill in for her! Especially after that last comment you left me. ;)

Hope you had a great birthday. I think I must now go to bed and squeeze 8 hours of sleep into the 4 I have before my alarm goes off... and possibly dream of you. ;)

Matt-Man said...

Boo: Ha. I will take you up on that. Here's to ya hot stuff. Cheers Boo!!

Covert: Oooooooo a dream about me, from you? Now there's a birthday present. Hope you got your sleep in. Cheers Sweetass!!

Lu' said...

Happy belated Birthday Bud' It may be late but it is still heart felt :)