Saturday, March 27, 2010

Happy Birthday Schmoop!!

(see that mole on her left leg? It tastes like chicken)


Eh, say what ya want...and I'll say what I want too, she's my best friend in the world.

I hate her...I love her...I want to have sex with her...Schmoop. And today?

It's her birthday.

I have to work all day, but let me tell ya...once I get home tonight, I'm a gonna give her all three inches of Matt-Man...'Cause I'm cool like that.

Anyhoo...I dig the Schmoop and because she's turnin' 44 today, I thought I'd post some of my fave pictures of her...








and yeah, as you know...I love this one...


Happy Birthday Schmoop...Picture me nekkid while I'm workin' all day...or not, and...

I have many great quotes, but Schmoop had one yesterday, and while I can't explain it, since it's her birthday, I will pass it on:


"I like Zombies." WTF? The thing is, she just blurted it out...What a freak!!

Cheers!!

24 comments:

doggybloggy said...

I used to know this messed up song - and it went something like this (using names as you see fit) charley pride her legs wide open at the gangbang johnny cashed his money at the gangbang -

Simstone said...

"I like zombies!", Kinda makes you wonder what exactly was on her mind don't it? Hope ya'll enjoy the after-work-b'day-celebration-sack-time-romp.

Marilyn said...

Happy Birthday Schmoop!

Desert Rat said...

A verra verra happy birthday to Schmoop! She soooo deserves it!

Big Hug for Schmoop (( ))

Mike said...

HBD Schmoop!!!

And no I'm not going to picture the Matt-man nekkid at work. I think he'd be one lonely tender .... for awhile .... until word got around.

3 Men and a Lady said...

Happy Birthday, Schmoop :-)

The Covert Lover said...

All great pics!
Happy Birthday Schmoop!!! :)

Scott Oglesby said...

Happy Birthday Schmoop! You look lovely in all your glory. Hope you have an amazing year ahead!!

Have you seen Zombieland? It’s hilarious, and I think you’ll enjoy it.

Doc said...

Happy birthday Schmoop... I hope you enjoy Matt's 'present'

Micky-T said...

Happy Birthday Schmoop

May you never have to smell the liver in a crock pot EVER again.

Dianne said...

Happy Birthday Schmoop

You are one hot babe!

Matt-Man said...

Doggy: Ha. What does that mean? Cheers!!

Sim: Oh hell, in all honesty...She'll be asleep when I get home. It's what she most likes to do and it is her B-Day. Cheers Sim!!

Marilyn: Thanks Marilyn. She's celebrating right now by sitting at the DMV getting her license renewed. Cheers Marilyn!!

MysteryChick said...

Happy Birthday Shmoop!

Matt-Man said...

Rat: What do you mean, "she sooo deserves it." Are you implying that life is hard because she lives with me? If you are, you're accurate as always. Cheers Rat!!

Lady: Schmoop wants a picture of you naked for her B-Day...okay I want one..just sayin'. Cheers Lady!!

Covert: see above...it applies to you as well. Purrrrrr. Cheers Lover!!

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Sorry to skip ya there sport...Maybe it was unintentionally on purpose. What? Cheers Mike!!

Scott: Yeah, we've wanted to see that for awhile. We shall do so soon. Cheers Sun God!!

Doc: Ha. She'll be disappointed yet again...as always. Cheers Doc!!

Matt-Man said...

Micky: Ha. Thanks. You made her laugh out loud and she needed that. Cheers Mick!!

Dianna: A call from you would be the best present one could give her. She luvvvvvs ya. Cheers Di!!

Chick: Thanks Chick...Have a wunnerful weekend hot stuff. Cheers Chick!!

Dana said...

I'm thinking the real gift is you being at work all day!

Happy Birthday Schmoop!!

Matt-Man said...

Dana: Ha!! I just said that very thing on my Facebook page. Very Good. Cheers Dana!!

Cheesy said...

Happy birfday baby gurlie!

Matt-Man said...

Cheesy: Yay Cheesy!! Hope the house thing is going well. Cheers Cheese!!

Jay said...

Happy birthday Schmoopalicious!!! ;-)

Karen said...

Happy Birthday, Schmoop. :-)

Marilyn said...

Unicorns > Zombies....

Michele said...

Happy Birthday Schmoop! Have a good time while you have the house to yourself.

I like zombies too.