(see that mole on her left leg? It tastes like chicken)Eh, say what ya want...and I'll say what I want too, she's my best friend in the world.
I hate her...I love her...I want to have sex with her...Schmoop. And today?
It's her birthday.
I have to work all day, but let me tell ya...once I get home tonight, I'm a gonna give her all three inches of Matt-Man...'Cause I'm cool like that.
Anyhoo...I dig the Schmoop and because she's turnin' 44 today, I thought I'd post some of my fave pictures of her...
and yeah, as you know...I love this one...
Happy Birthday Schmoop...Picture me nekkid while I'm workin' all day...or not, and...I have many great quotes, but Schmoop had one yesterday, and while I can't explain it, since it's her birthday, I will pass it on:
"I like Zombies." WTF? The thing is, she just blurted it out...What a freak!!
Cheers!!
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I used to know this messed up song - and it went something like this (using names as you see fit) charley pride her legs wide open at the gangbang johnny cashed his money at the gangbang -
"I like zombies!", Kinda makes you wonder what exactly was on her mind don't it? Hope ya'll enjoy the after-work-b'day-celebration-sack-time-romp.
Happy Birthday Schmoop!
A verra verra happy birthday to Schmoop! She soooo deserves it!
Big Hug for Schmoop (( ))
HBD Schmoop!!!
And no I'm not going to picture the Matt-man nekkid at work. I think he'd be one lonely tender .... for awhile .... until word got around.
Happy Birthday, Schmoop :-)
All great pics!
Happy Birthday Schmoop!!! :)
Happy Birthday Schmoop! You look lovely in all your glory. Hope you have an amazing year ahead!!
Have you seen Zombieland? It’s hilarious, and I think you’ll enjoy it.
Happy birthday Schmoop... I hope you enjoy Matt's 'present'
Happy Birthday Schmoop
May you never have to smell the liver in a crock pot EVER again.
Happy Birthday Schmoop
You are one hot babe!
Doggy: Ha. What does that mean? Cheers!!
Sim: Oh hell, in all honesty...She'll be asleep when I get home. It's what she most likes to do and it is her B-Day. Cheers Sim!!
Marilyn: Thanks Marilyn. She's celebrating right now by sitting at the DMV getting her license renewed. Cheers Marilyn!!
Happy Birthday Shmoop!
Rat: What do you mean, "she sooo deserves it." Are you implying that life is hard because she lives with me? If you are, you're accurate as always. Cheers Rat!!
Lady: Schmoop wants a picture of you naked for her B-Day...okay I want one..just sayin'. Cheers Lady!!
Covert: see above...it applies to you as well. Purrrrrr. Cheers Lover!!
Mike: Sorry to skip ya there sport...Maybe it was unintentionally on purpose. What? Cheers Mike!!
Scott: Yeah, we've wanted to see that for awhile. We shall do so soon. Cheers Sun God!!
Doc: Ha. She'll be disappointed yet again...as always. Cheers Doc!!
Micky: Ha. Thanks. You made her laugh out loud and she needed that. Cheers Mick!!
Dianna: A call from you would be the best present one could give her. She luvvvvvs ya. Cheers Di!!
Chick: Thanks Chick...Have a wunnerful weekend hot stuff. Cheers Chick!!
I'm thinking the real gift is you being at work all day!
Happy Birthday Schmoop!!
Dana: Ha!! I just said that very thing on my Facebook page. Very Good. Cheers Dana!!
Happy birfday baby gurlie!
Cheesy: Yay Cheesy!! Hope the house thing is going well. Cheers Cheese!!
Happy birthday Schmoopalicious!!! ;-)
Happy Birthday, Schmoop. :-)
Unicorns > Zombies....
Happy Birthday Schmoop! Have a good time while you have the house to yourself.
I like zombies too.
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