I am typically punctual with my post, but the goddamn House of Representatives is holding up my post. I need them to vote on Health Care Reform before I put my post up.
If anything is un-American about this entire debate, it's the fact that they are delaying Matt-Man!!
They'd better not make me stay up past 12:30. If they do? Matt-Man will once again start talking in his obnoxious and pretentious third person style. Matt-Man is getting angry.