My 11-7 shift on this Sabbath at the Beer Mine shouldn’t be too bad at all.
As you know, Saturday was the first day of spring according to the calendar, however…
In addition to the calendar, there is another way to know when spring has sprung in Bagwine. It’s when folks around our part of the country see the following…
Damn right Bitches, Matt-Man’s pasty white chicken legs made their 2010 debut Saturday and let all who drove by and through the Beer Mine know that spring is officially here.
Damn I’m sexy…even if it does look as though I’m sporting some serious camel toe oddly enough.
There was one setback to the day yesterday. Just a little ways down the road there was a car accident.
I hope it was not the result of one of the drivers involved being temporarily blinded by the alabaster pixie stix that are my legs.
Today is also a big day in a Beer Mine related way.
Our fearless leader, Drive-By Mikey is celebrating his Birthday. Yes indeed, drive-thru entrepreneur, singer of songs about his prostate, and legendary pig inseminator turns 44 today.
He is an impressive guy in many ways but what I truly find impressive is just how deep and reflective he is…
And of course, how can you not like a guy who can somehow manage to have sex with a case of bottled water?
Here’s to you Mikey, may your birthday be a good one.
Amen, and Amen.
Have a wonderful Sunday all and to St. Mary’s College which defeated Villanova (the school which I picked to win the NCAA tournament) on Saturday, I just want to say…
You goddamn Catholics fucked me again didn’t ya? Happy, now?