Saturday, April 10, 2010

Driving Sharky's Machine To Bob Evans

Another beautiful day in Bagwine today. Sunny and a high of 67. I can dig it.

I’m working 11-9 today, but the weather should help to put a smile on the face of each and every customer…

At least I hope it does.

As I mentioned yesterday, I took my son, Ryno to Bob Evans for breakfast yesterday. When I showed up at his house, this is what I was greeted with…

Damn right, Bitches. My son grew a moustache over night and was doing his impersonation of Burt Reynolds in the 1981 cinematic classic, Sharky’s Machine.

Hee Hee...He is definitely my son!!

Typically when Ryno and I go out to eat we are surrounded by plenty of strange people and he and I spend our time laughing at their oddness.

Yesterday? The denizens of Bagwine dining at Bob’s were abnormally normal. It was a bummer. So, Ryno and I spent our time making fun of each other. It was touching.

I did manage to capture a picture of the toilet in the men’s room in which I took a piss…

Fascinating, no? I thought you’d like it, and yeah I hadn’t flushed yet, so you just saw my pee. Don’t you feel closer to me now? Of course you do.

And that’s all I gots for today.


I’ll have my camera with me at work in case there is any breaking news or drunk chicks with big tits coming through to order a case of Bud Light and a piece of my ass.

Until tomorrow folks, remember…

Nobody leans on Sharky’s Machine…

Cheers!!

19 comments:

Charlene said...

I do feel closer to you.

I hope I remember to have my camera close next time I toss the cookies!

Matt-Man said...

Charlene: Ha. I guess in addition to the feeling of closeness, that could be a common side effect as well. Sorry. Cheers Charlene!!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I admire your dedication to being a roving photo-journalist! Good work!

Matt-Man said...

Evil: Ha. Sometimes I can't believe just how damn selfless I am. Have a great weekend ETW. Cheers!!

Michele said...

Are you letting that boy drive yet? Cause, he's all decked out.

Matt-Man said...

Michele: He's not 16 until October, so he can't drive yet. But his Mom and I are not going to let him drive after that unless he has at least a 3.0 GPA. Cheers Michele!!

Michele said...

That's sensible.

Matt-Man said...

Michele: Well it is another carrot to lead him and the ex is an insurance agent, so she wants to make sure he gets the "good student" discount on his auto insurance that comes with having a 3+ GPA. Cheers Michele!!

David said...

You have an incomparable eye for composing stunning photography....but no, I don't feel any closer - I'm just not into watersports dude.

That pic of Ryno is a hoot. Thanks for sharing it.

Mike said...

Do you always pee standing on one leg? Impressive.

Scott Oglesby said...

Dude, I can NOT believe that I’m the first one to mention Reno 911, he looks exactly like that guy. He could get paid as an impersonator for that guy!

That’s awesome that you have so much fun with him! Hope you ate some pancakes for me.

Karen said...

LOL. I love Ryno's stash. He looks like a scary motorcycle cop.

Jay said...

Sharky's Machine was Burt Reynolds' third best movie right behind Smokey and the Bandit and Hooper. And just ahead of Smokey and the Bandit II.

bobbybegood1 said...

He looks so adorable. I bet he hates that saying. I can see where he gets his damn good-looks, HIS MOTHER! LMAO!! Please, no more toilet pics. I almost puked. LOL! Cheers Matt!!

Matt-Man said...

David: Yeah, well...I thought it was cute. And thanks. Cheers David!!

Mike: Ha. Of course...I do that to practice my balance. I know tha if I don't get wet, my equilibrium is just duckie. Cheers Mike!!

Scott: Ha. Actually you are the second one to mention it. Ryno thought he looked like that guy too. we do usually have fun and yes, he did have pancakes. Cheers Scott!!

Matt-Man said...

Karen: Ha. I tried to get him to wear it to the restaurant but he wouldn't, dammit. Cheers Karen!!

Matt-Man said...

Jay: You are such a Burt-o-phile. Cheers Jay!!

Bobby: He gets all of his good characteristics from me. Just ask me. Sorry about the nausea. Cheers Michelle!!

Dana said...

Closer to you? Actually, I feel a bit nauseous ...

Matt-Man said...

Dana: That was hurtful, but...I understand. Cheers Dana!!