I am off today. I am taking my 15 year old son and his size 14 ½ feet to breakfast this morning, and its payday.
So, I am in a relatively good mood and thought I would just keep it light today. And I thought I would keep it hot.
Strike up the porn music bitches, I am posting some of my old Half Nekkid pics. Bow Chicka Wow Wow.
The good things is…you can save these, print them off, and use them for greeting cards.
For instance, here’s a good one for use on Mother’s Day. Me and America’s favorite mom, June Cleaver…
Of course for that special dad in your life, you can give him a picture of me covered in Dicks…
Feeling like sending out well wishes for Memorial Day or the 4th of July? What could be more patriotic than seeing Benjamin Franklin’s partying self on my ass?
Or if it is more of a formal dining affair, how about me with a juicy burger while wearing a tie?
There you have it a little fun on a Friday and some artwork for you to freely use. Of course, for the gentlemen stopping by today, I have one picture for you as well. You know, just to have.
It’s a picture of Schmoop wearing merely a T-Shirt. Mmmmmm, her legs go on for miles…
Enjoy your Friday, all. I shall be dining with Ryno at Bob Evans this morning and then returning to the digs to whoooop it up.
See you later today.
Cheers!!
32 comments:
Thank God you saved the day with that last pic of Schmoop. Hopefully I won't be seeing any of those pics of you in my sleep tonight. That is, if I can sleep now. ;-)
Mmmm... Bob Evan's Belgian Waffles are sooo good! Love the pics, especially the sparkles!!
Great legs, Schmoop!
And what's bothering you?
Jay: If you ever make your way up here I will cook for you and wear nothing but that apron while doing so. Chew on that, buddy. Ha. Cheers Jay!!
D: I'm not a big waffle fan, but yeah they do look good, and Schmoop? I had never been a leg man until I met her. Zowie.
Eh, projects that I am working on are consuming my time and not moving along as quickly as I'd like them, and Schmmop and Dave have some issues. I just want us all to be happy and things are in a state of flux. Thanks for asking though. Cheers D!!
By the way...I'm making Hamburger Helper Friday night. Stop on by. : )
I think that I shall click over to Playboy.
Nick: Ha...Have at it. It may clear your mind of my appalling images. Cheers Nick!!
That, my dear Matt-Man, is my goal.
Nick: Well best of luck and I hope you are well, my friend. Cheers Nick!!
I was going to say the same thing Jay said but I don't want you promising me what you promised him!!!
Mike: Ha...Good One. Cheers Mike!!
I liked the one of you in an apron; the glimpse of your butt especially! It won't keep me awake at all.
Charlene: Why thank you for being the voice that has restored my confidence. Cheers Charlene!!
I seriously have to remember to stop perusing this blog while I eat my breaky. Although I have to reluctantly admit that you have some nice legs.
I like Schmoop’s better though.
Scott: Awww why thanks. I think I'm blushing. Cheers Scott!!
As I say to JR all the time, "OMG, there's a goat in my bathroom" or in this case at my breakfast table. :-) Except that last pic of course. I'm jealous of Schmoop's legs. Mine only go on for a couple of feet.
Michele: Ha...,I take it that having a goat at your breakfast table is a bad thing. Cheers Michele!!
that's a mess o' matt fo sho...
...my eyes, my eyes!!!
I like the one in the apron; very tasteful, and sexy. ;)
Dice: Glad you liked the apron shot. I always try to be tasteful when putting things up on my site. Hee. Happy belated B-Day Dice. Cheers!!
..."Ward, don't you think you're being a little hard on the Beaver?"...
Really enjoyed seeing Schmoop legs.....Yours, not so much!
Hope you have a good day with your son.
Phfrankie: I bet June was a real minx in the sack. Cheers P-Man!!
Al: Now that was just plain hurtful. Had a lovely time with the boy. Even though he is on Spring Break he is now wroking on a report that is due Monday so he can go to the mall with his peepes tonight. Cheers Al!!
Ah, shit! You don got me going Matty. Hot damn, I want you now - not now, but RIGHT now! Schmoop better watch out! Happy Friday Bags! Cheers!!
Bobby: Ha...You just want my apron. Happy Friday Michelle. Cheers Bay-by!!
Nice tie *wink*
Rat: Hee Hee. Nice Grapefruits. Cheers Rat!!
I'm telling my son to get me that there card for Mom's Day
I want it poster size!!
Schmoop has great legs
Hope breakfast was fun, I'm sure you two got into some mischief
Dianne: Instead of the card for Mothers Day just stop on over and we all share each others legs.
Breakfast was fine but we couldn't find anyone to make fun of, dammitt. Everyone seemed fairly normal. Cheers Sexy!!
My vote goes to the awesome apron picture. And the pic of Schmoop's lovely legs too.
You guys ought to submit some of your gems of luverly skin pics to The Other HNT. There are some pretty artistic nekkid pics there. You and Schmoop would add even more to the site's awesome badassness.
Lizza: I used to do that, but have disavowed any association with that soft porn peddler Obasso. Ha. Actually I just got bored with it, and am just reposting these. Cheers Lizza!!
Ohhh, you had pics on Obasso's site! Interesting. So now I have to look through all the archives and try to guess which ones are yours? Good luck to me, ha! I'll find a use for your apron pic, Matt. It's just too good!
Lizza: I just used to do HNT which he started for awhile back in 2008. I don't think my pics are on The Other HNT site. Cheers Lizza!!
Hot damn! Feel free to cook Hamburger Helper for me anytime just so long as you're wearing that apron!
Uh oh. Excuse me. Happy place. Going now.
Chick: Whenever you want Chick, or better yet, Loosemeat Sandwiches. You are welcome anytime, and I'll wear the apron. Enjoy your Happy place. With any luck I'll join ya. Cheers Chick!!
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