It’s going to be another gloriously sunny Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio today, and I am off.
Praise Jeebus, and pass the tanning butter!!
Okay skip the sunscreen as it’s going to be a bit on the coolish side, but a bee-yoo-tee-ful day nonetheless.
I have no idea what I am going to do today. I may venture out and take some pictures.
I do know that am going to go get a Sunday paper, and I may go to the grocery to pick up some parmesan cheese.
We’re having spaghetti tonight, and I gots to have some cheese to liberally sprinkle upon my ‘sketts. Capiche!?
Had a lovely day at the Beer Mine on Saturday. I think I have a new admirer. She’s very nice, kind of amusing, and was flirting with me, however…
She has a lot of fishing tackle on her face. Yep, got more than a couple of piercings on her mug. But it’s nice to know that ol’ bait face wants to hop in the riverbed with yours truly.
I just don’t know if I would, even if I could…Every time I see her, I just cringe and think to myself, “Man, that had to fuckin’ hurt.”
I can see myself gettin’ all naked n’ shit with her and wind up scraping or snagging vital body parts on her face.
A bloody tongue and/or wanker during sex isn’t really conducive to the ongoing mood of the situation…
Especially if my previously unbedazzled cock suddenly has a silver hoop and a skull and crossbones earring jammed in the side of it and as a result, instead of spewing my man milk, is spewing my hemoglobin.
Anyhoo, where was I? Oh that’s right, my agenda for the day. I haven’t a freakin’ clue. I guess I’ll just play it by ear.
I do know one thing…There will be beer involved, and how can that be a bad thing? Damn right, it can’t.
So in honor of this carefree day, I will leave you with a song that puts a musical exclamation point on the uber-sunny day that I will be experiencing.
A very old Dogwood:
And a Red Maple:
Spring Has Sprung!!