Monday, May 10, 2010

Catharsis

I hate to get all pissy ‘n’ shit, especially on a Monday, but a few things over the last couple of weeks have happened and it has put me into a mood.

Schmoop and I weren’t getting along, and things in general which I won’t get into, but yesterday..?

My pissiness came to a head yesterday while visiting my son and the ex on Mother’s Day. I feel the need to write a few things in a selfish manner in order to have a bit of catharsis…so bear with me.

Heretofore and to wit, are a few things that have lately, and have always bothered me, and just a few thoughts in general as well…

Don’t take my good nature for granted. I have moods like everyone else.


Yes, I am a funny, sarcastic, go along, get along kinda guy on my site, but in day to day life, I have every right to get pissed off, and be in a bad mood just like you.

Don’t fuck with my kid and/or make fun of him. He and I poke fun of each other, but it is never in a punitive nature as you did.


Do it again, and I shall berate you to no end. I’d hit you, but that would mean jail time, and it‘s not my nature.

No, you are not entitled to certain things…I’m gone now. Life’s a bitch, get over it. You can’t have the best of both worlds.

No, every problem our child has is not a result of me leaving you some nine years ago. You yelled at him yesterday. He was crying and said to me, “I don’t know why, Dad.” I hugged him and said, “I understand, sweetie.”

Yes, I was an asshole too, but it wasn’t all my fault. Never trust a spouse who says that a bad marriage was entirely the fault of the other.

Rep. Peter King, Sen. Joe Lieberman, and damn near all the Tea Baggers can go to hell. I’m all for redemption, but I don’t see it in their future.

Why the Tea Baggers? Sen. Bob Bennett (R-UT) has an 88% rating from the ACU and he’s still not Conservative enough for ya? What the fuck? Does he have to agree with ya 100% of the time? Fucking Freaks!!

I hate Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin more than I do Ann Coulter because those two freaks actually believe the crap they are spewing.

I have an incredibly slow fuse but don't tempt it. Some have, some wish they hadn’t. I can be a mean motherfucker when finally pissed off. I have witnesses….many.

You can really like me or not, or want to fuck me or not…I really don’t give a shit.

Passive/Aggressive, in a state of martyrdom, and self-absorbed is no way to go through life.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh. That’s it for now. I feel better. I think maybe tomorrow I’ll write about everything wrong with me.

After all, I am an open guy…even when I am speaking of myself. Ha. It’s the only time that I wish more people were like me.

Cheers!!

18 comments:

MysteryChick said...

Glad you feel better.

Sometimes the suckiness just gets to a point where you need to get it all out.

Hope you have a better tomorrow.

Dana said...

I have an incredibly slow fuse but don't tempt it. Some have, some wish they hadn’t. I can be a mean motherfucker when finally pissed off. I have witnesses….many.

Ummmm ... are you writing about me again?? I have a few of these witnesses as well ...

Mrs. D said...

Yeah, I don't take lightly things that hurt my kids' feelings. The claws spring out and those bitches are sharp.

I hope your venting helped lighten your stress load. Here's to a happier tomorrow :-)

Matt-Man said...

Dana: Ha...That may be true. But with you, it's cause...well...you're just a bitch. I wasn't writing about you, I was honoring you. ; )

D: Ryno's Mom and I have gotten along okay for quite awhile but she pissed me off today. Oooooo, she finally backed off of my Ryno before I left. Cheers D!!

David said...

When I have it up to "here", I need to ventilate and then I'm pretty much ok. Hope that worked for you too.

Clay Perry said...

the part about your kid pissed me off & i've never even met him...

as for the rest, you need to go for a long motorcycle ride, take a hooker with one leg along... it always works...

Jay said...

Sometimes you just have to let out all the frustrations. When that happens you can either vent on your blog or go downtown and find an underage hooker to knock around. Venting on the blog is definitely the better option. No jail time involved. ;-)

Mike said...

So no, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

Scott Oglesby said...

Sometimes you gotta vent Bubba. You know how short my fuse is and you can probably tell when I’m just pissy…it’s impossible to hide.

I hope that was as good for you as a Xanex is for me!

Charlene said...

Whew, "I" feel like I need a cigarette!

I share your opinion of Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin. There's a woman whose face I'd like to shove a sliced grapefruit in.

Micky-T said...

Ryno's growing up fast, soon you'll be able to let the bitch, and that house fade away.

You could always try for your own house with the market this low.

Matt-Man said...

David: I felt better right after I hit the "publish" button. I'm much better today. Cheers David!!

Clay: I don't have a motorcycle and don't know any one legged hookers so maybe I'll just drop my pants and piss all over a picture of Glenn Beck. Ahhhhhhhh. Cheers Clay!!

Jay: Do you and Clay get together and hold parties with hookers? Cheers Jay!!

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Ha. I actually did hold back, a little. Cheers Mike!!

Charlene: I saw her on TV last night. I hat ethat woman. Yes, hate. Cheers Charlene!!

Micky: Eh, I don't call her a bitch, but she can be one. I don't need a house, home is wherever I am as long as with I am with people I love. Ryno loves that house and that's why I have never made it an issue. Cheers Mick!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...when I get to feeling like that I just sit down, take a deep breath, and slaughter a kitten...

Matt-Man said...

Phfrankie: That would work too, but I love my Corky. Cheers P-Man!!

You can Call me AL said...

Damn Matt-Man!

Yeah it sucks when people mistake kindness for weakness.

Marilyn said...

"Never trust a spouse who says that a bad marriage was entirely the fault of the other."

Very true... it takes two to make it work and it takes two to screw it up. I would add, from my personal life lately, "Don't advise somebody else to leave their spouse just because you don't understand the relationship. Marriage is between two people, not between a person and the in-laws. But out."

Wanted to say that for a while and nobody who'll be offended will read it here.

Matt-Man said...

Al: You my good man, hit the nail on the head. Cheers Al!!

Marilyn: Well said, and I'm glad you did. Cheers to ya, Marilyn!!