And, as I promised a couple of weeks ago, I will, after 27 years as a registered Democrat, become a registered Independent.
Perhaps I should take a couple of before and after pictures of myself to see if I look any different after bolting from the Democrat party.
There are still many Democrats that I admire and respect…My buddy and our Sheriff, Gene Kelly (D-Bagwine). U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown (D-OH). And of course…
Scarlett Johansson (D?-Does It Matter?)I do not do this lightly. I am changing my political affiliation not only for ideological reasons, I do this also to protect my journalistic integrity, of which I have
But those are not the only reasons I am leaving the Democrats. I am of course leaving the party mainly due to something which drives many of us…
Sex.
I figure that if I become an Independent it will open up opportunities to not only have sex with Democrats and Independents like Scar-Jo, but with Republicans such as this one...
Once an Independent, I can have guilt free sex and give Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) a guilt free pearl necklace. Open up the Salad Bar ya crazy bitch, Matt-Man is starving!!And of course being an Independent I can, without the onus of betraying a particular political party, have sex with FOX News babe, Julie Banderas…
When discussing my becoming an Independent, I always cite the over the top ideologies and lack of pragmatism of people like Keith Olbermann and Sean Hannity.Even after my political conversion I will still be the fairly Liberal kinda guy that I have always been, but…
More than being a Liberal, I have always been quite pragmatic.
I think my wanting to have more sex with more women regardless of political affiliation, proves just that.
Cheers!!
23 comments:
julie banderas & scarlett johansson boobs.... holy shit... i love america...
Clay: Yeah, Baby...What's not to like? God Bless America and all of her cleavage!! I dig your new pic, Clay. Ha. Cheers!!
Ooh yea, now you could have a threesome with Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham while Glenn Beck hides in the closet and watches. This is going to be so hot!
*Crickets*
*Crickets*
What?
Scott: I have to draw the line somehwere. And those three goobs are on the other side of it...although I do have a recurrent desire to bite and lick Ingraham's nose. I have always had thing for an ample nose on a chick. Cheers Scott!!
...So YOU are responsible for Scar-Jo's pearl earing?...
Phfrankie: Oh if only that were true. Cheers P-Man!!
If I ever get plastic surgery I want Scarlett J's rack. Just saying.
Independent huh? Maybe there is something to this idea... Hmmmm
Come on dude. You and I both know this is all about having a chance of getting with Michelle Malkin. Just admit it.
Also, I think I called dibs on Julie Banderes a long time ago. I let you have that Alisyn Camerota chick, remember? I'm not into fantasy news babe swapping either. haha
Aaaaaand ... I would just like to point out that over the years I have been a registered democrat, then a registered republican, then a registered democrat again and finally a registered independent. Clearly I'm much more versatile than you. ;-)
Whatever your political ideologies, I think I would still love ya. I said I think. I'm not sure what I would feel toward ya if you became Republican. Hahahaha. Cheers Matt!!
That Scarlett Johansson
does have a rather nice rack!
I can't remember ever choosing a partner for carnal recreation based on his political party... even when I was desperate and single though, I couldn't sleep with complete idiots. Except my first husband... not sure how that happened.
I can't comment on your FB posts anymore. I just realized that Jasmine got to see your lovely bare rear end because I commented on it. She seemed to object for some reason.
Watch out. That first republican looks like she's getting ready to bite. But that could be a good thing.
D: They are quite a lovely pair and in that picture they look like Schmoop's. That's why I chose it. Cheers D!!
Doc: See? There's a method to my madness. Cheers Doc!!
David: The bat shit crazy Bachmann should be fearing my prowess. And Coulter? I'm all for research, but it isn't going to be at my hands. Cheers david!!
Jay: Malkin is hideous looking and she blows, and not in a good way. Okay, you can have Julie. alisyn did look hot on Sunday. Are you versatile or just wishy washy? Cheers Jay!!
Bobbie: That was alnost sweet, and no fears...I would NEVER become a Republican. Cheers Michelle!!
Irene: It is indeed quite beautimous. Cheers Irene!!
Marilyn: Oh Shit. Sorry 'bout that Marilyn. Hmmmm...I feel a bit disturbed knowing that. Sorry. Cheers Marilyn!!
whenever I feel the need to escape from something hideous or downright pig ugly, I always think of a pic of Scarlett in Esquire a few years ago and repeat this mantra "Scarlett Johansson in a red lacy bra..." until I float weightless outside of my body. Works every time (though I haven't done it much since she married that douchebag Ryan Reynolds)
Brian: Ha. She looks good in anything. She would still look good covered in pig shit. Cheers Bubba!!
Matt-Man, I think this is the best reason to become independent! Kudos to you and my wish is for you to have hot unadulterated sex with these fine ladies listed here!
Matt: It was my bad. If I feel the need to comment I'll send a PM... just know that I do read...or look, as the case may be.
Joker: The mission is complete. I am now officially an Independent. Let the Sex Begin!! Cheers Joker!!
Marilyn: That's fine. I understand. There's no need to explain my friend. Cheers Marilyn!!
Wait! Does this make you a post-surgical trans-politicalparty-ite?? Or something like that ???
Dana: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...yes? Cheers Dana!!
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