Showing posts with label Julie Banderas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Julie Banderas. Show all posts

Friday, April 15, 2011

Women Report, Men Decide


"A certain passive-aggressive blogger/tweeter recently called Matt-Man and Jayman "sexist."

As appalling as this vicious, baseless, and unprovoked attack was, Matt and Jay chose to use it for good rather than be hurt by it.

So, this week Matt-Man and Jayman will be discussing sexism and women's role in society. So ladies, get your chores done early, make your man a sandwich for lunch and then everyone join us for this deep and thoughtful discussion of this topic.

And, be sure to call in with your own opinions. Well, with the opinions you've been told you have by your husbands."

---Jayman in an interview with FOX News babe, Julie Banderas about tomorrow’s I’m With Stupid Show

I think Jayman’s comment to the uber-hot Ms. Banderas sums up tomorrow’s show really well. And…he managed to work in some annoying third person speak, which Matt-Man simply adores.

Anyhoo…

While I don’t think Jayman and I should have to defend ourselves from such slanderous (or since it was tweeted, libelous) claims of sexism, we shall do so on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio Saturday at Noon EDT.


Ask any of the babes I have hosed after getting them drunk on my charm, sense of humor, and a fifth of Rose if I’m a sexist, and they will all say the same thing:

“Matt, who?”

See? If I was some kind of misogynistic Neanderthal as was claimed, those bitches would have remembered me.

So to all of you womb walkers out there who claim that Jayman or myself are sexists, we say...

“Hey women!? Shut up and know your role!!”

When I think about the accusations of sexism leveled against me on a more personal and introspective level I say to myself:

“Duh bitch is cwazy!!”

In fact, many women out there not only love and respect what Jay an I do, they look forward to spending their Saturday mornings with us as evidenced by this promo recorded by the hot chick with the huge fun bags down the hall from me:


As you can tell, it's all good, but in order to hash this out, we will devote tomorrow’s installment of I’m With Stupid to the subject of sexism.

Jay and I just want to help you ladies out of your angst, hyper internalization, and feelings of weakness and subordination.

So join us tomorrow on I’m With Stupid on BTR at Noon EDT with your ears perked and your phone calls.


You can access our radio page by clicking HERE.

Happy Friday Bitches, and as always…

Cheers!!

Monday, May 03, 2010

Scarlett Johansson Naked and the Politics of Sex

Well folks, tomorrow is the big day. 2010 Primary Election Day in the Great State of Ohio.

And, as I promised a couple of weeks ago, I will, after 27 years as a registered Democrat, become a registered Independent.

Perhaps I should take a couple of before and after pictures of myself to see if I look any different after bolting from the Democrat party.

There are still many Democrats that I admire and respect…My buddy and our Sheriff, Gene Kelly (D-Bagwine). U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown (D-OH). And of course…

Scarlett Johansson (D?-Does It Matter?)

I do not do this lightly. I am changing my political affiliation not only for ideological reasons, I do this also to protect my journalistic integrity, of which I have none much.

But those are not the only reasons I am leaving the Democrats. I am of course leaving the party mainly due to something which drives many of us…

Sex.

I figure that if I become an Independent it will open up opportunities to not only have sex with Democrats and Independents like Scar-Jo, but with Republicans such as this one...

Once an Independent, I can have guilt free sex and give Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) a guilt free pearl necklace. Open up the Salad Bar ya crazy bitch, Matt-Man is starving!!

And of course being an Independent I can, without the onus of betraying a particular political party, have sex with FOX News babe, Julie Banderas…

When discussing my becoming an Independent, I always cite the over the top ideologies and lack of pragmatism of people like Keith Olbermann and Sean Hannity.

Even after my political conversion I will still be the fairly Liberal kinda guy that I have always been, but…

More than being a Liberal, I have always been quite pragmatic.

I think my wanting to have more sex with more women regardless of political affiliation, proves just that.

Cheers!!