I arrived home Monday night after work and as I always do I cracked open a beer, fired up the computer and a Marlboro Light, and opened my e-mail.
One was an Entrecard ad request. One was an invite through Facebook. One was an e-mail from a lovely friend, and the other..?
It was a hate and expletive filled diatribe about my blog, and an assault on my character…I dug it!!
Seems that some chick named Julie (if that’s her real name) doesn’t take kindly to me posting pictures of women and labeling their pictures for example as “Scarlett Johansson Naked” or lying about them being naked in my post titles.
She said, “It’s pretty pathetic that you are so fucking insecure that you need to use women and their sexuality to drive folks to your website, all the while misleading people.”
I thought about that sentence and said to myself, “Hmmmm…I like how she used the word “fucking” in that sentence for emphasis.”
“Hey Matt-Fucking-Man, I wasted my time reading many of your posts today, and you are so damn gross and repugnant that you even post pictures of this alleged girlfriend of yours nearly naked and treat her like a dog. She must be, if she’s real you fucking liar, a damn nutcase or drug addict.”
Hee Hee…I really dug that passage. Two “fuckings” and two “damns” in one thought. Da Bitch got skillz!!
She concluded by asking…
“You got your number of hits going up now little boy? Do you think you are so very clever now you piece of shit?”
I pondered for a moment, and then replied to her e-mail with the following…
P.S. Do you have a picture of yourself that I could use on my site?
Long day today folks. Walking to my polling place to vote as a Born-Again Independent, and then walking on to work for another fun-filled 10-9 shift at the Beer Mine.
Enjoy your Tuesday, all.