Thursday, June 10, 2010

Evil Twin's Wife...Open Up, Bitches!!

I never respond to secrets, so if you're curious if I received the email, send me a separate message to inquire. It can all be done anonymously if you wish. If it's not anonymous, it never goes further than my brain to this blog. Enjoy!

The above line was written by a chick named Evil Twin’s Wife. She’s smart and writes really well., and I dig her.

She uses words like “hooligans” and my fave, “akimbo”. Hell, I think I came when she used akimbo. Anyhoo…

I am working on some other stuff right now and my mind is mush, so I thought I would take this time to pimp out Evil Twin’s Wife blog. Specifically her Friday Secrets thingy.

On Fridays, Evil Twin posts secrets she receives from her readers. Some are funny. Some are sexy. Some are disturbing.

Here are a few examples…

I send random naked pictures to my best friend who's a guy just to make him smile, I don't tell my boyfriend I do this.

My neighbor across the quad undresses with her curtains open. I watch when I can, and masturbate. I think she knows.

And this one…

In the middle of a threesome, two guys and a girl, the other guy started sucking me off. It freaked me out for a second but I did not push him away. He was actually very good.

She is devout about your anonymity, so if you have a secret, send it in. And, if ya just wanna check them out, check her out.

Oh, she also on Fridays, posts a thing called, Mystery Cleavage…it’s typically, pretty damn hot.

She will post something like this…

Or this… Mmmmmmmmm

Or in lieu of cleavage, something like this…

Have a wonderful day folks…and if you have a secret send it along to ETW.

You can send it to Evil at: eviltwinswife@gmail.com
Cheers!!

18 comments:

David said...

akimbo...akimbo...akimbo....

hehe You must be exhausted.

Matt-Man said...

David: While I dig the word, its not the same coming from you. Cheers David!!

Mrs. D said...

LOL @ David. I love reading the Friday Secrets, too. Great stuff :-)

Dana said...

I *heart* ETW ... and BRATS!!

Matt-Man said...

D: I do too...I feel better about myself after I do. Cheers D!!

Dana: And I love that first picture. Cheers Dana!!

Doc said...

That brat picture still disturbs me... LOL

Matt-Man said...

Doc: Ha...You've mentioned that before...It's just me. Cheers Doc!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

..."akimbo" is a stellar word...I am also quite fond of "shenanigans"...

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Awww, thanks, dude. I've often been told that I have a "way with words". I'm not sure if that means insane or genius - there is such a fine line, ya know?

Matt-Man said...

Phfrankie: Ha...I like that word myself and I like "hijinx" Cheers P-Man!!

Evil: Well anytime hot stuff. And yeah, you walk a fine line. You are sublime. How's that? Cheers ETW!!

Mike said...

Last picture. That's my dream. To be grilled and eaten. Or not.

Jay said...

I haven't had brats since I first saw that picture. I may never be able to again.

Love me some ETW. And the secrets are always fun. Someday I'll send one in. Maybe. haha

Charlene said...

Cleavage? Come on. I'd like to see some real blogger sausages!

Michele said...

Maybe, I'm a little strange but the cleavage doesn't do much for me. Now, secrets? That's a whole other thing. I'll drop on over to ETW soon.

Lu' said...

Could you imagine if the brat photo was actually you. You could do sextuplets all at the same time HA!

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Go to Papua New Guinea, I hear they dig to grill people and eat them. Cheers Mike!!

Jay: I'm crushed. You could send a secret into ETW about how much you love me...or not. Cheers Jay!!

Charlene: Would those be known as Blogages? Cheers Charlene!!

Matt-Man said...

Michele: ETW has some good ones. She has good secrets too. Cheers Michele!!

Lu: I like the way you think. As long as they weren't all talking at the same time. Cheers Pal!!

~Isobel~DingoDoll said...

'I send random naked pictures to my best friend who's a guy just to make him smile, I don't tell my boyfriend I do this.' And I NEVER will! HA! It WAS me after all... nah Im a liar, I have no boyfriends *weeps pitifully, then reaches for the WIR***