It’s October 10th and it’s going to be 87 degrees on this fabulous Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio.
What the Hell is up with that? I don’t know, but Ima likin’ it.
Nothing exciting happened at the Beer Mine yesterday, so I guess I’ll just pimp out the I’m With Stupid radio show that airs today on Blog Talk Radio at 11 AM EDT.
Jayman and I have a jam-packed line up for you guys today. Boy Howdy, do we!!
We will have our NFL picks of the week, which this week has, as always, a topical sponsor.
Much like Keith Olbermann (minus the histrionics and stupidity), Jay will have a special comment about a comment he received on his website this week.
We will be giving a very heartfelt shout out to someone who many have come to know and love through her comments on Bagwine Ruminations over the last couple of days, and on top of that…
We will be discussing our worst dates ever, and I will tell you about the worst dating disaster in HISTORY!!
So please…listen-in and call-in if you get the chance, because if you do, you may get to hear and participate with IWS’s current all-time fave callers, Evil Twin’s Wife and the “uber-animated”, Dour Mike!!
Tell me that ain’t worth the listen…Damn Right.
Amen, and Amen…
So, for your pre-show reading enjoyment, here are a couple of links…
I’m With Stupid Website
And the…
I’m With Stupid Blog Talk Radio Site
And the…
I’m With Stupid Facebook page
And the…
Okay, I’m done. But seriously, if you don’t listen to I’m With Stupid at 11 AM EDT today, you are…well, stupid.
Have a wonderful day supplicating the Lord, and as always…
Cheers!!
I never respond to secrets, so if you're curious if I received the email, send me a separate message to inquire. It can all be done anonymously if you wish. If it's not anonymous, it never goes further than my brain to this blog. Enjoy!
The above line was written by a chick named Evil Twin’s Wife. She’s smart and writes really well., and I dig her.
She uses words like “hooligans” and my fave, “akimbo”. Hell, I think I came when she used akimbo. Anyhoo…
I am working on some other stuff right now and my mind is mush, so I thought I would take this time to pimp out Evil Twin’s Wife blog. Specifically her Friday Secrets thingy.
On Fridays, Evil Twin posts secrets she receives from her readers. Some are funny. Some are sexy. Some are disturbing.
Here are a few examples…
I send random naked pictures to my best friend who's a guy just to make him smile, I don't tell my boyfriend I do this.
My neighbor across the quad undresses with her curtains open. I watch when I can, and masturbate. I think she knows.
And this one…
In the middle of a threesome, two guys and a girl, the other guy started sucking me off. It freaked me out for a second but I did not push him away. He was actually very good.
She is devout about your anonymity, so if you have a secret, send it in. And, if ya just wanna check them out, check her out.
Oh, she also on Fridays, posts a thing called, Mystery Cleavage…it’s typically, pretty damn hot.
She will post something like this…
Or this… Mmmmmmmmm
Or in lieu of cleavage, something like this…
Have a wonderful day folks…and if you have a secret send it along to ETW.
You can send it to Evil at: eviltwinswife@gmail.com
Cheers!!
Boy Howdy!! Did I ever have an exciting day off yesterday. Of course, my days off are always exciting, because, well, I’m Matt-Man, Bitch!!
Anyhoo…In keeping with my uber-present humanitarianism I am going to list a few of the highlights of my day off so that you clowns can, for a brief moment, live vicariously through me.
When I got up yesterday, I looked like this…
By 10:30 A.M. I looked like this…
Damn right, I shaved my head as I do every so often. Tres chic, no? I was so asscited about it, I emailed Schmoop. This led to a series of communiqués that went something like this…
Me: Will you rub my head in oil tonight. It’s shaved!!
Schmoop: Ha. Why certainly!!
Me: And when you do, don’t speak English. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
Schmoop: Hee Hee.
Me: If only you were off today. Rainy…low rumbles of thunder. It’s perfect “Sex-All-Day” weather. I’d even reward you by going to Rally’s and getting us some burgers. Of course you’d have to buy.
Schmoop: Yeah, that sounds great. What’s for dinner?
Me: We got nuthin’. Unless you want a side of Matty…or a frontal of Matty.
Schmoop: We’ll see. How about that frozen pizza?
Me: Yeah, that’s cool.
Schmoop: Zoves!!
I dig how Schmoop manages to hide her lust for me by directing the talk back to food. She’s so coy.
I also discussed my bald head on Twitter with among others, Evil Twin’s Wife. I continued to Twitter and chatted with Dana about the Arizona Immigrant ID law.
Growing bored with Twitter and in need of some day off productivity I checked my Facebook page where I saw that Irene and Leelee agreed with me on the question of Justin Bieber’s gayness. I love validation.
The phone rang. It was my buddy Richard, aka Crazy Cat Man from Columbus.We talked politics as we always do and ended the conversation with a discussion about one of his cats that he had to have put down. Nice.
I then got into a discussion about abortion on the site of new blogger and Twit friend, Jetsa. I have one thing to say. 
If you’re a woman who has an unintended pregnancy and Jetsa happens to be Earth Czar… Don’t expect to have an abortion. Jetsa is a Zygote Nazi!! Oy Vay!! But…she’s still hot.
In fact all of the chicks I linked today are hot. They Blog and they’re Hot. They’re Blotters.
Of course, during my day off activities I was swilling beer. And that is why at seven or so I passed out fell asleep on Kelly, and Schmoop who was there by then, turned everything off, and de-shoed me.
And there you have it…An exciting day in the life of Matt-Man. I’ll remember it fondly, for today I can’t get all wacky like I did yesterday.
I have to pick up Ryno from school at three and go to work at five. But…
I get to woop it up all over tomorrow, ‘cause on Friday, I’m home alone again.
Cheers!!
Jayman and I have a jam-packed line up for you guys today. Boy Howdy, do we!!
