Saturday, June 19, 2010

Nothing Says Summer Like Drippin' Tits

There are a few thundershowers in the greater Bagwine metroplex this morning, but it is supposed to clear off.

It's gonna be a hot one too. The high temp is going to be kissing the 91 degree mark. And guess what?

I'll be manning the Beer Mine from 11-9. I'll be sweating my adorable ass off...


But, there is an upside. Because it is going to eventually be sunny and hot today; I may get to see a ton of this...


and this...



these are nice, too...

and so are these...


Yeah folks...it's a tough job, but someone has to do it. And fortunately, on this sweltering day in Bagwine, Ohio....that someone is me.

Cheers!!

17 comments:

Dana said...

I always wondered why you took this job. I should have known ...

Matt-Man said...

Dana: Sometimes, the job and the person are a perfect fit. This is one of those instances. Cheers Dana!!

MysteryChick said...

Here's hoping lots of sweaty boobies come through the Beer Mine today!

Jay said...

The big thing here in Redneckville this summer is Daisy Dukes. Short, short SHORT cut-offs. All over town. I'm kind of enjoying it. Okay, I'm enjoying it a lot. ;-)

Mike said...

You need ETW to send you a special sweaty picture.

Charlene said...

Better drippy boobs than broopy boobs, hey?

Jeff B said...

That's utterly fantastic!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

The first 2 look store bought. At least I grew my own. ;-)

Sorry I Checked In said...

I thought you were a man of integrity. Freudian Slip (silk only)...I almost typed titegrity.
"Thanks, For The Mammaries" sed a well-known porn mag years ago.
I don't think badly of you...I just think "bad time for me to check in to who/what you're about. Keep on keepin on, tho!

Matt-Man said...

Chick: Alas...There were only a couple of really good cleavages. Oh well, MOnday is another chance. Cheers Chick!!

Jay: Now that's something I could sink my teeth into. Cheers Jay!!

Mike: That's something I could sink my teeth into as well. Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man said...

Charlene: Indeed. Hope you are having a lovely weekend. Cheers Charlene!!

Jeff: I would expect no less from you. Cheers Jeff!!

Evil: Store bought is okay with me. My taste buds don't know the difference. I can prove it to you. Cheers ETW!!

Matt-Man said...

Sorry: I shall indeed keep on, keepin' on. And I don't think I have ever claimed that I have even one shred of integrity. Cheers!!

~Isobel~DingoDoll said...

Sorry I couldn't make it in to the beer mine today, here's wishing you a cornucopia of sweaty cleavage to keep you occupied!! Happy Summer Matty

Scott Oglesby said...

That sounds as nice as the summer that I spent as an intern ‘fluffer’ for Jenna Jamison. Messy, but rewarding work.

Matt-Man said...

Dingo: well, when you head up this way in September you'll simply have to stop by. Cheers Doll!!

Scott: And you didn't mind the long hours or the lack of pay, did ya? Cheers Scott!!

~Isobel~DingoDoll said...

Is the first photo a pic of ur butt! woot woot!

David said...

yum....I love a nice butt and yours is fine indeed....even though there is that "complication" on the other side.