I am headed to Columbus early this morning with the intrepid owner of the beloved Beer Mine, Drive-By Mikey.
In case you are unfamiliar with how Mikey acts, here is a sampling:
And of course there is this example:
Yeah, I am putting my life in his hands as he drives us to a meeting. Wish us luck with the meeting and more importantly, pray for my safe return.
I thank you in advance, because I’d like to experience a couple of things prior to my earthly demise.
I would like to taste the meaty sexiness of this:
Who doesn’t want to eat a Carl’s Jr. Footlong Cheeseburger? No one, that’s who.
I’d also like to spend some time with Inception star and all-around cutie, Ellen Page…
Some chicks are hot, some are sexy, some are beautiful. Ellen Page to me, is the epitome of cute.
And even if she is only 23 or so, I’d dig seeing Ellen Page naked.
So please, let my trip with Drive-By Mikey be safe and uneventful, and may we find me returning your comments this afternoon as I drink a few beers.
Please, Holy Baby Jeebus, make it so.